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Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:35 pm

This topic reminds me of the old "Pirates vs Ninjas" debate.
Uh oh, here comes a flood of opinions...

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:57 pm

Ninjas are WAYY better. End of discussion.

DTCguitarguy · Post by **DTCguitarguy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:59 pm

goooo minjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(midget ninjas)

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:07 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:The more "worn" your belt looks the better. I have heard that people will wash theirs over and over and cut them up a bit to make them look older. Even though you shouldn't. My instructors belt was almost grey, but not because he washed it. It has had plenty of use.

are you implying you did it with him?

also ninjas rool. pirates suck.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:10 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:The more "worn" your belt looks the better. I have heard that people will wash theirs over and over and cut them up a bit to make them look older. Even though you shouldn't. My instructors belt was almost grey, but not because he washed it. It has had plenty of use.
are you implying you did it with him?

also ninjas rool. pirates suck.

HELL NO KYLE!!!!!!!!! Goodness. He has been a black belt for years. Do I have to be THAT careful of how I type stuff

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:10 pm

PIIIRRRAATESSSS
arggghhhh!! me 'arteys

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:28 pm

Ninjas have swords.
Pirates have swords AND rum.

Hmm, I think I know which side I'M joining!

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:57 pm

Minister Masket wrote:Ninjas have swords.
Pirates have swords AND rum.

Hmm, I think I know which side I'M joining!

they have pistols, big ships, and go pillaging and raping

$\:D/$

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:39 pm

Dariune wrote:To be honest, no im not sure. He said SHotokan but i have no idea how its spelled.

I didnt know you werent allowed to wash your belts.

Thats also something the Shaolin are very strict on, we have excellent low posture. Same with Tai Chi.

Can't wash them and people who wash and/or cut up their belts to make them look older are generally frowned upon.

As for shaolin, the word shorin is came from Shaolin, my karate class is primarily based on Shudokan (passed down from the Late Grand Master Kanken Toyama) and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu (passed down from Grand Master Eizo Shimabukuro). Though we also have some aspects from a few other systems of karate.

As for the pirate vs. ninja. A ninja is trained in stealth meaning he could come up and slit a pirate's neck before the pirate ever knew he was there.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:00 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:The more "worn" your belt looks the better. I have heard that people will wash theirs over and over and cut them up a bit to make them look older. Even though you shouldn't. My instructors belt was almost grey, but not because he washed it. It has had plenty of use.
are you implying you did it with him?

also ninjas rool. pirates suck.
HELL NO KYLE!!!!!!!!! Goodness. He has been a black belt for years. Do I have to be THAT careful of how I type stuff

haha, no I understood what you meant. I was just being an ass.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:21 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:The more "worn" your belt looks the better. I have heard that people will wash theirs over and over and cut them up a bit to make them look older. Even though you shouldn't. My instructors belt was almost grey, but not because he washed it. It has had plenty of use.
are you implying you did it with him?

also ninjas rool. pirates suck.
HELL NO KYLE!!!!!!!!! Goodness. He has been a black belt for years. Do I have to be THAT careful of how I type stuff

haha, no I understood what you meant. I was just being an ass.

Well knock it off. Go do that with your little buddies. You know I don't like it.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:00 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:The more "worn" your belt looks the better. I have heard that people will wash theirs over and over and cut them up a bit to make them look older. Even though you shouldn't. My instructors belt was almost grey, but not because he washed it. It has had plenty of use.
are you implying you did it with him?

also ninjas rool. pirates suck.
HELL NO KYLE!!!!!!!!! Goodness. He has been a black belt for years. Do I have to be THAT careful of how I type stuff

haha, no I understood what you meant. I was just being an ass.
Well knock it off. Go do that with your little buddies. You know I don't like it.

Ok if you insist. I'll just do it with wicked instead.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:50 pm

I'm Kyle's "BIG" buddy if you know what I mean...

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:51 pm

Kinda sickening.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:17 am

autoload wrote:I'm Kyle's "BIG" buddy if you know what I mean...

quit exagerrating moderately medium sized buddy.

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:54 am

strike wolf wrote:
Dariune wrote:To be honest, no im not sure. He said SHotokan but i have no idea how its spelled.

I didnt know you werent allowed to wash your belts.

Thats also something the Shaolin are very strict on, we have excellent low posture. Same with Tai Chi.
Can't wash them and people who wash and/or cut up their belts to make them look older are generally frowned upon.

As for shaolin, the word shorin is came from Shaolin, my karate class is primarily based on Shudokan (passed down from the Late Grand Master Kanken Toyama) and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu (passed down from Grand Master Eizo Shimabukuro). Though we also have some aspects from a few other systems of karate.

As for the pirate vs. ninja. A ninja is trained in stealth meaning he could come up and slit a pirate's neck before the pirate ever knew he was there.

Ive always found the concept of belts quite alien because chinese martial arts dont have them. I did Taikwondo when i was 9 and thats the only experince i have had with belts.

H2SU, Kyle is only being silly. Hopefully he gets that you dont like guys flirting with you now.

Pirates or Ninja's? hmmm

I like them both, maybe i will be a ninja pirate

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:06 am

^lol nice dariune^

how could a ninja be stealthy with a wooden leg and a parrot??

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:12 am

He has foam around his wood?

Sorry i couldnt help a little childing giggle at that teehee

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:49 am

Dariune wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Dariune wrote:To be honest, no im not sure. He said SHotokan but i have no idea how its spelled.

I didnt know you werent allowed to wash your belts.

Thats also something the Shaolin are very strict on, we have excellent low posture. Same with Tai Chi.
Can't wash them and people who wash and/or cut up their belts to make them look older are generally frowned upon.

As for shaolin, the word shorin is came from Shaolin, my karate class is primarily based on Shudokan (passed down from the Late Grand Master Kanken Toyama) and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu (passed down from Grand Master Eizo Shimabukuro). Though we also have some aspects from a few other systems of karate.

As for the pirate vs. ninja. A ninja is trained in stealth meaning he could come up and slit a pirate's neck before the pirate ever knew he was there.
Ive always found the concept of belts quite alien because chinese martial arts dont have them. I did Taikwondo when i was 9 and thats the only experince i have had with belts.

H2SU, Kyle is only being silly. Hopefully he gets that you dont like guys flirting with you now.

Pirates or Ninja's? hmmm

I like them both, maybe i will be a ninja pirate

Maybe the belts are alien to Shaolin but they do help keep your clothes on.

Besides, if nothing else you can always take it off and use it as a weapon. Maybe not a very good weapon but I'm sure it would have some use.

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:00 am

hehe, you know i meant grading belts.

The Shaolin have little orange belts to hold their clothes on.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:07 am

Yeah, but it did come from something.

I've actually been thinking about it and there's this one move, where it's a one-knuckle strike into the back of the hand after a punch and I don't know why I hadn't thought of it before, but using that with my car keys, it could really be effective.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:57 pm

I usually pull out a set of wooden nunchaku. My opponent anticipates what I might do with it and that is his downfall. I merely strike the two ends together sharply making a loud noise and out from the woods 20 of my bodyguards come out of hiding and take care of my light work.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:09 pm

10 more pages

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:17 pm

autoload wrote:I usually pull out a set of wooden nunchaku. My opponent anticipates what I might do with it and that is his downfall. I merely strike the two ends together sharply making a loud noise and out from the woods 20 of my bodyguards come out of hiding and take care of my light work.

That was pretty funny. But I thought there were only seven dwarfs??

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:40 pm

Um, I have a different method of calling out the dwarves...