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New Zealand Map
Is there a guide for this map? I have not been able to locate one
Thanks in advance
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Re: New Zealand Map
nobody has written one so far 
Only maps covered so far are listed here https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... =6&t=80036
Only maps covered so far are listed here https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewt ... =6&t=80036

catstevens: you are now an honorary American TG...Congrats
Re: New Zealand Map
I can assure you having a tiki does not grant you +1 in NZ
Go to Kaitia, if you get past the iwi roadblocks you'll get your car broken into, go to Pukekohe you'll get your car broken into, if you're not shot first...
Rotorua, you'll get your car broken into, best to throw away all your remaining stuff as it'll smell like rotten eggs. Ruatoria, you'll get your car broken into.
Napier has the airport, Hastings, has the airport, Hastings has Flaxmere, you might get to see a street brawl after your car is broken into. Taihape, nice place, has a Burger King and a Giant Gumboot
Whanganui, has an h in it, which is silent, and a once water fountain filled with concrete because some bum let their kid drown in it.
Masterton, things it doesn't have, culture, a soul and a brothel, what it does have is ...
Palmerston North, why not just Palmerston?, well there is one of those in the south island, also a shithole both Keith Richards and John Cleese think Palmy is the arsehole of the world, but Keith may have been confused with the shithole Invercargill.
In Te Anau, first Chinese miner was named Tin Pan, who said the Cellestials don't have a sense of humour?
Christchurch full of Racists
Dunedin, full of Scottish who are so tight they don't use the indicators on their cars to save money on bulbs
Go to Kaitia, if you get past the iwi roadblocks you'll get your car broken into, go to Pukekohe you'll get your car broken into, if you're not shot first...
Rotorua, you'll get your car broken into, best to throw away all your remaining stuff as it'll smell like rotten eggs. Ruatoria, you'll get your car broken into.
Napier has the airport, Hastings, has the airport, Hastings has Flaxmere, you might get to see a street brawl after your car is broken into. Taihape, nice place, has a Burger King and a Giant Gumboot
Whanganui, has an h in it, which is silent, and a once water fountain filled with concrete because some bum let their kid drown in it.
Masterton, things it doesn't have, culture, a soul and a brothel, what it does have is ...
Palmerston North, why not just Palmerston?, well there is one of those in the south island, also a shithole both Keith Richards and John Cleese think Palmy is the arsehole of the world, but Keith may have been confused with the shithole Invercargill.
In Te Anau, first Chinese miner was named Tin Pan, who said the Cellestials don't have a sense of humour?
Christchurch full of Racists
Dunedin, full of Scottish who are so tight they don't use the indicators on their cars to save money on bulbs
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Re: New Zealand Map
LMFAO
