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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby dakky21 on Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:00 am

I also don't know in what kind of store I am, I just know the store is sparse with staff and I'm getting mad about it.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Ragian on Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:18 am

Wait. Are you a store, or was that a typo?
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby dgz345 on Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:18 pm

Stores don't have typos only bad placed signs
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby dakky21 on Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:19 pm

Skimming bit Rage? I said "don't know in what kind..." not that I'm a store, lol.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Tobikera on Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:37 pm

Further, I'm not sure what's in store for us. I'm still trying to figure out my PM from the mod. It's more like a description of an historical (hysterical?) event......in the store, of course. There must be a role in there somewhere...... ](*,)
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Skoffin on Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:01 pm

NOTE: The store is irrelevant. This is a generic mafia game, all flavour is for fun only. Don't turn this into Into The Deep. Resume as normal
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby dakky21 on Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:44 pm

Skoffin wrote: NOTE: The store is irrelevant. This is a generic mafia game, all flavour is for fun only. Don't turn this into Into The Deep. Resume as normal


Thought mod should use other color than normal one.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby chapcrap on Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:20 pm

Skoffin wrote: NOTE: The store is irrelevant. This is a generic mafia game, all flavour is for fun only. Don't turn this into Into The Deep. Resume as normal

I think the mod is just trying to be meta and the store does matter.

Although, I made some quesadillas for dinner and I no longer want to be in a grocery store...
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Metsfanmax on Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:04 pm

dakky21 wrote:I just know the store is sparse with staff


How do you know that?
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Ragian on Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:56 am

dakky21 wrote:Skimming bit Rage? I said "don't know in what kind..." not that I'm a store, lol.

Reread it and yes. Indeed I missed the "in". Dang it!

@Mets, it's in his role PM. It's flavour. Mod just said as much. I'd joke vote you for skimming, but I feel like that would be hypocritical.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Razorvich on Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:49 am

So someone has died in a store... where is the CCTV? and who is responsible for security.

If there is no cctv then it is possible that this is a shitty back ally store that sells crap at unbelievable margins
So then security should come down to the management.... who is about to lose his job

Who is in charge of running this shit?
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Razorvich on Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:50 am

And I also want to know if there are bonuses attached to the job package.. and if so.. how can I apply to leave the shitstorm I work in everyday
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Tobikera on Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:17 am

Razorvich wrote:So someone has died in a store... where is the CCTV? and who is responsible for security.


Where is Inspector Lewis and Hathaway when you really need them? Or, Barnaby...even Father Brown? I should not dare to hope for Constable Tennison (sigh).
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Ragian on Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:04 pm

So...Razor...are you not willing to scumhunt? You want to rely on CCTV? We're not here to convict anyone, we're here to lynch the fuckers killing people here.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby dgz345 on Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:52 pm

well doesn't razor work in a store?

and i would guess that the store employees are the "mafia"
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby blacky365 on Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:04 pm

dgz345 wrote:well doesn't razor work in a store?

and i would guess that the store employees are the "mafia"


FOS on you... I am a store employee, I may hate you all but am no murderer.
All you moaning customers grrrr
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby chapcrap on Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:12 pm

blacky365 wrote:
dgz345 wrote:well doesn't razor work in a store?

and i would guess that the store employees are the "mafia"


FOS on you... I am a store employee, I may hate you all but am no murderer.
All you moaning customers grrrr

I don't know if blacky is referring to the game or real life. I'll vote to lynch him in whichever one he means.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby dakky21 on Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:33 pm

chapcrap wrote:
blacky365 wrote:
dgz345 wrote:well doesn't razor work in a store?

and i would guess that the store employees are the "mafia"


FOS on you... I am a store employee, I may hate you all but am no murderer.
All you moaning customers grrrr

I don't know if blacky is referring to the game or real life. I'll vote to lynch him in whichever one he means.


Actually this makes sense, I am a customer and he is an employee, that must be town vs scum.

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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Ragian on Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:17 am

Did you morons get the Skoffin memo saying that shite was just flavour? No way we can decide the entire game based on who's a customer and who's working in the store.

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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:43 am

Ragian wrote:
dakky21 wrote:Skimming bit Rage? I said "don't know in what kind..." not that I'm a store, lol.

Reread it and yes. Indeed I missed the "in". Dang it!

@Mets, it's in his role PM. It's flavour. Mod just said as much. I'd joke vote you for skimming, but I feel like that would be hypocritical.


dakky didn't say that. That could be what he meant, but I was asking him to explicitly state that if so, not for you to defend him.

Ragian wrote:Did you morons get the Skoffin memo saying that shite was just flavour? No way we can decide the entire game based on who's a customer and who's working in the store.

FoS dakky. Minor FoS chap and dgz.


The mod said that flavor is irrelevant, not that role is irrelevant. It's entirely plausible and sensible that this could be a game of customers versus employees. You did note the name of this mafia game right?
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby blacky365 on Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:04 am

No chance... no mafia game would be so simple to work out the scum team.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby chapcrap on Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:58 am

Umm, I just made a joke about lynching blacky in real life or in the game... I wasn’t being serious, clearly
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby Metsfanmax on Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:43 am

blacky365 wrote:No chance... no mafia game would be so simple to work out the scum team.


Many mafia games are that simple. The mafia often have roles that make it clear that they're mafia, like "godfather." The trick is working out which players have that role.
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby blacky365 on Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:46 am

chapcrap wrote:Umm, I just made a joke about lynching blacky in real life or in the game... I wasn’t being serious, clearly


I don’t believe you... police report has been filed!
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Re: Customer @#%$&**^% Service Mafia

Postby blacky365 on Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:47 am

Metsfanmax wrote:
blacky365 wrote:No chance... no mafia game would be so simple to work out the scum team.


Many mafia games are that simple. The mafia often have roles that make it clear that they're mafia, like "godfather." The trick is working out which players have that role.


Godfather is a mafia role... me being a store employee is flavour.
Flavour would rarely be indicative of scum or town but many roles are.
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