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I will give out a free one month premium membership, to any regular player of the Baltic Crusades 7+ player, trench, fog games, that will put bandini02 on their foe list.

This guy doesn't deserve to play this map in a multiplayer setting.


Memberships will be given out after 1 month of compliance.
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lol.
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Game 17778868 is the game that led demonfork to put this offer on the table.

here are the highlights of the game chat and log, for anyone who can't be bothered to go look themselves:


2017-10-17 18:50:46 - demonfork: be sure and look at my COnqueror medal before you leave
2017-10-17 18:55:00 - demonfork: one of what? 30 Conquerors?
[...]
2017-10-17 19:20:28 - demonfork: dude, I was COnqueror and had the 10th highest score of all time you dumb f*ck
2017-10-17 19:20:37 - bandini02: hahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:39 - bandini02: hahahahaahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:42 - bandini02: hahahahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:44 - bandini02: hahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:46 - bandini02: hahahahahahahahahaah
2017-10-17 19:20:52 - demonfork: look at my medal
2017-10-17 19:21:10 - demonfork: look at rthe "highest scores of all time " thread in GD
2017-10-17 19:21:47 - bandini02: hahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:21:50 - bandini02: hhahahaahahahahahahaahah
2017-10-17 19:21:51 - bandini02: ahahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:21:53 - bandini02: ahahahahahahahaahhaha
2017-10-17 19:21:55 - bandini02: ahahahahahahahahahah
2017-10-17 19:21:57 - bandini02: ahahhahahahahaahahahahaah
2017-10-17 19:22:39 - demonfork: So I don't have a Conqueror medal?
[...]
2017-10-17 19:25:55 - bandini02: tell me story medal winner?
2017-10-17 19:25:58 - bandini02: please?
2017-10-17 19:26:13 - bandini02: tell me the story of how you beat oll those other guys
2017-10-17 19:26:18 - bandini02: and won the medal
2017-10-17 19:26:23 - bandini02: an became the MEDAL WINNER


2017-10-17 19:41:09 - bandini02 won the game
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Hahahaha :) that is great
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I will give out a free three month premium membership, to the first regular player of any CC games, that will put demonfork on their foe list.

This guy doesn't deserve to play at all.

Membership will be given out after 3 months of compliance.
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4 months if you claim both
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thread of the year, so far... :lol:
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Is there a way to get both monthes of membership?
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betiko wrote:Is there a way to get both monthes of membership?
Better question -

Can I temp foe both Demon and whatshisnuts to get the premium, but then unfoe them at a later date? I actually like the former, never met the latter.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
betiko wrote:Is there a way to get both monthes of membership?
Better question -

Can I temp foe both Demon and whatshisnuts to get the premium, but then unfoe them at a later date? I actually like the former, never met the latter.
In terms of my deal, yes you could temporarily foe demonfork for three months just to get the reward. It would not be in the spirit of what I offered, but I did offer it knowing full well someone might do that.
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Bloody Hilarious :lol:

Demon who ???
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
betiko wrote:Is there a way to get both monthes of membership?
Better question -

Can I temp foe both Demon and whatshisnuts to get the premium, but then unfoe them at a later date? I actually like the former, never met the latter.

I will give you a 1 year premium membership if you permanently place metsfanmax on your foe list.

I will issue the prize immediately as you are a man of integrity and I trust that you will comply.
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Nymeria Stark wrote:Game 17778868 is the game that led demonfork to put this offer on the table.

here are the highlights of the game chat and log, for anyone who can't be bothered to go look themselves:


2017-10-17 18:50:46 - demonfork: be sure and look at my COnqueror medal before you leave
2017-10-17 18:55:00 - demonfork: one of what? 30 Conquerors?
[...]
2017-10-17 19:20:28 - demonfork: dude, I was COnqueror and had the 10th highest score of all time you dumb f*ck
2017-10-17 19:20:37 - bandini02: hahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:39 - bandini02: hahahahaahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:42 - bandini02: hahahahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:44 - bandini02: hahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:46 - bandini02: hahahahahahahahahaah
2017-10-17 19:20:52 - demonfork: look at my medal
2017-10-17 19:21:10 - demonfork: look at rthe "highest scores of all time " thread in GD
2017-10-17 19:21:47 - bandini02: hahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:21:50 - bandini02: hhahahaahahahahahahaahah
2017-10-17 19:21:51 - bandini02: ahahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:21:53 - bandini02: ahahahahahahahaahhaha
2017-10-17 19:21:55 - bandini02: ahahahahahahahahahah
2017-10-17 19:21:57 - bandini02: ahahhahahahahaahahahahaah
2017-10-17 19:22:39 - demonfork: So I don't have a Conqueror medal?
[...]
2017-10-17 19:25:55 - bandini02: tell me story medal winner?
2017-10-17 19:25:58 - bandini02: please?
2017-10-17 19:26:13 - bandini02: tell me the story of how you beat oll those other guys
2017-10-17 19:26:18 - bandini02: and won the medal
2017-10-17 19:26:23 - bandini02: an became the MEDAL WINNER


2017-10-17 19:41:09 - bandini02 won the game
Actually Gary, it was this game Game 17993254

And my beef is over bandini02 reneging on a diplomacy deal.... First time in 10 years and 14,000 games that this has happened...
2018-01-18 12:29:02 - bandini02: ill move, dude
2018-01-18 12:29:02 - demonfork: good decision
2018-01-18 12:31:06 - demonfork: wow, you're a piece of shit red
2018-01-18 12:31:29 - bandini02: sorry, finger slipped
2018-01-18 12:31:41 - bandini02: like 3 times it slipped
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lol, i'm going to friend bandini now, that shit is funny
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nietzsche wrote:lol, i'm going to friend bandini now, that shit is funny
Reported!
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Does demon always whine like this?
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demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
betiko wrote:Is there a way to get both monthes of membership?
Better question -

Can I temp foe both Demon and whatshisnuts to get the premium, but then unfoe them at a later date? I actually like the former, never met the latter.

I will give you a 1 year premium membership if you permanently place metsfanmax on your foe list.

I will issue the prize immediately as you are a man of integrity and I trust that you will comply.
Mets is my doctor, I can't do that. :|

What if...I punch him in the cooter really really hard?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
demonfork wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
betiko wrote:Is there a way to get both monthes of membership?
Better question -

Can I temp foe both Demon and whatshisnuts to get the premium, but then unfoe them at a later date? I actually like the former, never met the latter.

I will give you a 1 year premium membership if you permanently place metsfanmax on your foe list.

I will issue the prize immediately as you are a man of integrity and I trust that you will comply.
Mets is my doctor, I can't do that. :|

What if...I punch him in the cooter really really hard?
I'd suggest, for your own sake, getting a different doctor.
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this is what the last person who raped me claimed they'd give me
mrswdk is a ho
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Army of GOD wrote:this is what the last person who raped me claimed they'd give me
Sounds hot!
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demonfork wrote:
Nymeria Stark wrote:Game 17778868 is the game that led demonfork to put this offer on the table.

here are the highlights of the game chat and log, for anyone who can't be bothered to go look themselves:


2017-10-17 18:50:46 - demonfork: be sure and look at my COnqueror medal before you leave
2017-10-17 18:55:00 - demonfork: one of what? 30 Conquerors?
[...]
2017-10-17 19:20:28 - demonfork: dude, I was COnqueror and had the 10th highest score of all time you dumb f*ck
2017-10-17 19:20:37 - bandini02: hahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:39 - bandini02: hahahahaahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:42 - bandini02: hahahahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:44 - bandini02: hahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:20:46 - bandini02: hahahahahahahahahaah
2017-10-17 19:20:52 - demonfork: look at my medal
2017-10-17 19:21:10 - demonfork: look at rthe "highest scores of all time " thread in GD
2017-10-17 19:21:47 - bandini02: hahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:21:50 - bandini02: hhahahaahahahahahahaahah
2017-10-17 19:21:51 - bandini02: ahahahahahahaha
2017-10-17 19:21:53 - bandini02: ahahahahahahahaahhaha
2017-10-17 19:21:55 - bandini02: ahahahahahahahahahah
2017-10-17 19:21:57 - bandini02: ahahhahahahahaahahahahaah
2017-10-17 19:22:39 - demonfork: So I don't have a Conqueror medal?
[...]
2017-10-17 19:25:55 - bandini02: tell me story medal winner?
2017-10-17 19:25:58 - bandini02: please?
2017-10-17 19:26:13 - bandini02: tell me the story of how you beat oll those other guys
2017-10-17 19:26:18 - bandini02: and won the medal
2017-10-17 19:26:23 - bandini02: an became the MEDAL WINNER


2017-10-17 19:41:09 - bandini02 won the game
Actually Gary, it was this game Game 17993254

And my beef is over bandini02 reneging on a diplomacy deal.... First time in 10 years and 14,000 games that this has happened...
2018-01-18 12:29:02 - bandini02: ill move, dude
2018-01-18 12:29:02 - demonfork: good decision
2018-01-18 12:31:06 - demonfork: wow, you're a piece of shit red
2018-01-18 12:31:29 - bandini02: sorry, finger slipped
2018-01-18 12:31:41 - bandini02: like 3 times it slipped
I apologise. I mistakenly implied you were being petty because he had teased you, when it was actually a different issue.

However, I've read the game chat and think you deserve to be called out on your dishonesty. Before you claim you weren't dishonest - dishonesty isn't limited to saying things that aren't true, it is the act of choosing what you say with the intention of giving others a false image.

For those that haven’t read the chat, demonfork was being pretty unpleasant throughout the game. Nothing new. Now here's the thing. He threatened to kamikaze bandini if bandini didn't surrender territories.

2018-01-18 14:26:20 - demonfork: who want's to give up some equity?
[...]
2018-01-18 14:28:11 - demonfork: you are at 22 bitch, move the f*ck off or you will get autoed
2018-01-18 14:28:21 - bandini02: hahaha
2018-01-18 14:28:27 - demonfork: whats it gonna be?
2018-01-18 14:28:37 - bandini02: ill move...

He then didn't. Now I'm not claiming bandini breaking the "diplomacy deal" was justified, but this is definitely relevant information.
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Are these offers all for real?!? I will foe the shit out of all these naggers* for some free premium!

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mookiemcgee wrote:Are these offers all for real?!? I will foe the shit out of all these naggers* for some free premium!

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