-- Platoon Report: July 2017 --

by **groovysmurf** on Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:28 pm

Hi all! Sorry 'bout the delay here, but real life issues kind of got in the way. The pictures for the Conqueror Cup story are not what we intended, but hopefully you all enjoy what we've got here. Any feedback, positive or negative is very much appreciated.

(To view the Platoon Report, click on the white box below. You will be taken to a google document.)

by **IcePack** on Wed Jul 05, 2017 8:57 pm

Looks great, thank you for all your hard work groovy! Looks better then ever already on your first go around

by **riskllama** on Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:15 pm

yes, thanks. always a good read...

by **groovysmurf** on Thu Jul 06, 2017 2:37 am

You are very welcome! Thanks for giving me this chance, Ice. :-)

by **iAmCaffeine** on Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:59 am

Sweet. Is there a page missing on the ID interview, or did it just get cut short?

by **IcePack** on Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:01 am

iAmCaffeine wrote:Sweet. Is there a page missing on the ID interview, or did it just get cut short?

I think it was just shorter in general

by **rockfist** on Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:46 am

Nice update, thanks!

by **iAmCaffeine** on Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:40 am

IcePack wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:Sweet. Is there a page missing on the ID interview, or did it just get cut short?

I think it was just shorter in general

There were definitely more community questions.

by **groovysmurf** on Fri Jul 07, 2017 6:33 am

Yes there were more, but unfortunately I cut most of those because of space. I figured I would include them here for anyone who is interested in reading them. Below are all the ID answers to community questions left out of the Platoon Report. The questions that were not answered at all, do not appear. I hope that is cool with everyone. Sorry about the delay. I wasn't feeling well yesterday.

by iAmCaffeine
On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rate your greatest donkey experience and why? Please give at least three detailed sentences describing what occurred.
"Hee Haw!" - donovan THE DARK

Why does 4 U 2 NV seem so cool?
"Because he IS." - hiitsmestevie1

How many times has Stevie hit hiitsmestevie1?
"lol - its hi its me stevie.. not hit.. but at this point I have become hit me stevie" - hiitsmestevie1

by willedtowin1
What has 100 teeth and guards a giant?
"LMAO I actually tried to figure this out as i do like riddles.. then looked it up.. and omg lmao I should have guessed." - hiitsmestevie1

by MudPuppy
@hiitsmestevie1 - Did.you.ever.get.a.keyboard.with.a.working.space.key?
"haha yes!! thank God. oh the memories! but don't worry now its not the keyboard it is the user. lol" - hiitsmesteveie1

by benga
if you could dance under the moonlight why would you?
"I do! I do zumba at night. lol" - hiitsmestevie1

is human flesh any good?
"dont want to find out" - hiitsmestevie1
"Yes, with a fine port." - PFC_ID

what brings smile to your face?
"facial muscles " - hiitsmestevie1

when will you guys finally win CCup?
"hopefully soon" - hiitsmestevie1

by **groovysmurf** on Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:10 am

Below are the LOW community questions not seen in the Platoon Report. Only the ones that had answers are listed.

by willedtowin1
How LOW will you go to get a clan war win?
"As LOW as required." - maasman

Are you all of LOW character?
"No doubt, it's in the name right?" - maasman

What is the LOWest thing your clan has done to get a win?
"Hacked the dice program for 6's when needed." - maasman

How much longer will you dominate the LOWest division?
"For ever and ever amen." - maasman

Is it LOWnly at the top?
"Only if you're not on the down LOW." - maasman

by Dukasaur
How do you feel about Brexit?
"Poor decision made by emotional people without the full facts or motivation to learn them." - maasman

Grand Marnier or Triple Sec?
"Triple Sec" - maasman

Bananas or Blow?
"A banana a day keeps the doctor away or something like that." - maasman

If I was to come visit, what would you make me for dinner?
"Would you want to taste my cooking? however, dessert can be Stoney Creek ice cream with Laura Secord chocolates." - iancanton
"Probably romaine salad with a pork roast and some crumbled fresh chocolate chip cookies over vanilla ice cream for dessert." - maasman

Do you agree with separating Tribes from Clans?
"I like the concept, just no time to really participate." - maasman

Who killed JFK?
"No conspiracy theorists here." - chard
"Abraham Lincoln." - maasman

In chemistry, the type of reaction variously called ‘double displacement’, ‘double decomposition’ and ‘ionic association’ is also known by what one-word term?
"With questions like these, are you trying to disturb the equilibrium?" - iancanton
"EE major here, no clue." - maasman

Shakespeare or Shaw?
"Wilde." - iancanton
"Not well versed so I'll go with the devil I know, Shakespeare." - maasman

Have any of you met in real life?
"I actually do not recall anyone mentioning they have met in real-life so my guess would be no." - chard

Do you have any sexual perversions?
"What's your definition?" - maasman
"Is this a question for one of the three players below?" - iancanton

riskllama wrote:is LLT in love w/Serbia?

CatchersMitt14 wrote:How did you settle the dispute over the position of Maid of Honor in the wedding of LLT and Ian?

dukasaur wrote:If I join your clan will he take me on a cruise?

Of the 12 player colours, what is your favorite?
"I'd have to go with blue." - maasman

Is iancanton a rich playboy? If I join your clan will he take me on a cruise?
"Only if cruising with gay abandon." - iancanton

Do you take Omega-3 supplements?
"No, but a multi-vitamin." - maasman

Besides Conquer Club, what's the greatest game on the Internet?
"Maybe not still the greatest game currently, but World Of Warcraft was pretty awesome for quite a while." - chard
"I don't know about greatest, but I play OGame as well." - maasman

by Mageplunka69
what makes the earth spin
"Conservation of momentum." - maasman

by benga
when I came to clans I have heard WidowMakers is a great player, what happened?
"Age." - maasman

if there was an option to win some real cash would low put more effort in the games?
"I know I would be more careful at times." - maasman

by shocked439
What keeps your clan together and fighting?
"The love of the game is all it takes for us." - chard
"Shared sense of joy over a silly dice game." - maasman

What concerns do you have over moving up next year?
"None personally, excited for the challenge." - maasman

by **iAmCaffeine** on Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:40 am

How many times has Stevie hit hiitsmestevie1?
"lol - its hi its me stevie.. not hit.. but at this point I have become hit me stevie" - hiitsmestevie1

I never noticed the second i.. oops.