The person below you game!

[Dukasaur]

Nope.

The person below me eats brandy chocolates to excess.

[Thorthoth]

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

The person below me paradoxically both has and has not a secret alter-ego.

[jmyork82]

I have no idea what you just said.

The person below me can speak in clear language

[Thorthoth]

Quite clear, like the doors of perception swung wide open.

The person below me is outraged by the sudden and imperiously brutal loss of the once-sacred historical-thread library in the CC forums.

[jmyork82]

The what?

The person below me is next

[Thorthoth]

Perhaps... but who can truly ever know?

The player below me is returning to the scene of the crime.

[Dukasaur]

Depends whose crime...

The person below me has dreams of world conquest.

[Thorthoth]

...(sigh)... Yes.

The person below know how to construct an igloo.

[Dukasaur]

In theory, I know the gist of it. In practise, I probably would die before I got the thing built...

The person below me knows how to construct a set of four equilateral triangles using only six popsicle sticks.

[Thorthoth]

Yes, I have access to that technology.

The person below hang-glides.

[jmyork82]

Holy crap, I was just talking about that today! Well played!

The person below has to poop

[Thorthoth]

No my bowels presently have no compulsion to move.

The person below me has never tasted a mangosteen.

[jmyork82]

you're right, I havent, but looks tasty though!

The person below me has never tasted a yuzu

[Thorthoth]

I did know it was a type of citrus, but there are so many kinds that I get them all confused. So maybe/maybe not.

The person below me is shocked and outraged that the sacred forum chronicles of CC have been violated and purged.

[Dukasaur]

Yes, I am!


The person below me takes SSRIs.

[Thorthoth]

nope.

The person below me had to look up what 'SSRIs' means.

[jmyork82]

I admit that i did, not cause i didnt know or never heard of them, just need to refresh the old memory. Those things are dangerous as shit! I read something where SSRI's are linked to mass shootings/killings and such.

The person below me listens to the Joe Rogan Podcast

[Thorthoth]

No, but your eloquent post inspired me to read half of the first paragraph of his Wikipedia article.

The person below me wants to live in a fantasy world but can't get a visa.

[jmyork82]

I already live in a fantasy world, illegally, and now they are going to deport me back to reality.

The person below me can kick a 40 yard field goal

[Thorthoth]

I could get it started for the first two or three feet before somebody else takes over.

The person below me fought off an alien abduction with a mace canister.

[jonesthecurl]

Almost true. It was a mace.

The person below me is left-handed.

[Dukasaur]

No, but I am left-brained. Does that help?

The person below me is allergic to nuts.

[Thorthoth]

Impossible, a nut-allergic couldn''t even read the CC forums without having a seizure.

The person below me has seen every Adam Sandler film.

[Dukasaur]

Blows my mind. I was going to say "I've probably seen less than a quarter of them" but I thought I'd better look it up before I made a false claim by accident. It turns out he's been in 64 movies (which is alone stunning) and I've only seen 3 of them, so less than 5%. He had a bit part in Coneheads, he was the voice of Dracula in Hotel Transylvania, which I saw, along with the one and only film in which he actually starred, 50 First Dates. Wow, so you're 95% wrong, just like real life...

The person below me has an unpublished novel.

[Thorthoth]

Actually, I'm the author of a whole series of novels that are not only unpublished but not even yet written!

The person below me has seen every Seth Rogen movie.