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Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
my name is ron, im an alcoholic.
- Master Bush
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Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.
"You know what they say about Love and War...."
"Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's War."
"Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's War."
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My name is Legion, for we are many...
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Hi Ron, would you like to share tonight?ronc8649 wrote:my name is ron, im an alcoholic.
Dukasaur wrote:Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
We all know that ron is rum in spanish. Tell us something we don't know Rummie.ronc8649 wrote:my name is ron, im an alcoholic.

Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Apparently mrswdk will.BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?
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Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.Dukasaur wrote:Apparently mrswdk will.BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?

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Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.BoganGod wrote:Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.Dukasaur wrote:Apparently mrswdk will.BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?
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Crusade is a triggering word. Naughty, naughty, naughty dukkie. mrswdk is hot, fiery, angry, volcanic, but not cute. At least that is what Llama and DDS tell me.Dukasaur wrote:Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.BoganGod wrote:Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.Dukasaur wrote:Apparently mrswdk will.BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?

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Happiness is a hot crusade bun.BoganGod wrote:Crusade is a triggering word. Naughty, naughty, naughty dukkie. mrswdk is hot, fiery, angry, volcanic, but not cute. At least that is what Llama and DDS tell me.Dukasaur wrote:Oh, just accept a cute joke as a cute joke and roll with it. Not everything here has to be part of a crusade/counter-crusade/counter-counter-crusade.BoganGod wrote:Don't drink the sloppy bj koolaid. the mrs isn't the one who repeatedly begged for porn images in the sub fora that can't be named.Dukasaur wrote:Apparently mrswdk will.BoganGod wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?
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Very punny. DUKKIE YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.
Everybody knows
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Everybody knows
Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Are you trying to make this thread about threads?
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After being rejected by the men in black, the pink panthers and bananarama, Tzor is trying to make grey sexy.

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Master Bush wrote:Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.
i like jim. i dont know where all that hostility stems from. prolly from a wife that is in her mid 60's, and really wants to shave "down there". but being the master of the bush, jim wont allow it. it has really added a lot of stress on their marriage. jim likes big 70's bushes. laverne just wants to feel young again. let vernie come around. it isnt all about you jim.
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You light up my life, and I feel better with you. Everyday of my life and everywhere I go.ronc8649 wrote:Master Bush wrote:Hi, my name is Jim, and I don't like Ron.
i like jim. i dont know where all that hostility stems from. prolly from a wife that is in her mid 60's, and really wants to shave "down there". but being the master of the bush, jim wont allow it. it has really added a lot of stress on their marriage. jim likes big 70's bushes. laverne just wants to feel young again. let vernie come around. it isnt all about you jim.

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Hello fellas and fellettes,
My name is Poindexter but I go by the nickname above. My mommy says I made all of you.
My daddy says "mother's right, she's really up on things, b4 we married mommy served in the WACs
in the Phillipines."
Anyhoo, 2 give U my life in briefs:
My biological mom & dad both died 2 years before I was born. I grew up in Hardbutt, Texas.
My shanty was more than 24 miles from the nearest school
and almost a block and 1/2 from the nearest bus stop.
I was ashamed of the poverty that made me saddle an old Jersey cow and
ride it 2 school each day due to lack of bus fare.
I had to quit school in the 2nd grade to help support myself.
I got a job selling bean pealers to the native american tribes in Texas.
As my cow died, I covered my territory on a tricycle.
Also, although I am not Canadian:
However, let it be known:
I did all the things a person has to do to get nominated
by the liberal Canadian political party for the office of Prez, Premier or whatever.
Well enuf about me.
BTW, please check out my new blog thread on the social forum:
"Barry Manilow's CC fan club".
Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another.
My name is Poindexter but I go by the nickname above. My mommy says I made all of you.
My daddy says "mother's right, she's really up on things, b4 we married mommy served in the WACs
in the Phillipines."
Anyhoo, 2 give U my life in briefs:
My biological mom & dad both died 2 years before I was born. I grew up in Hardbutt, Texas.
My shanty was more than 24 miles from the nearest school
and almost a block and 1/2 from the nearest bus stop.
I was ashamed of the poverty that made me saddle an old Jersey cow and
ride it 2 school each day due to lack of bus fare.
I had to quit school in the 2nd grade to help support myself.
I got a job selling bean pealers to the native american tribes in Texas.
As my cow died, I covered my territory on a tricycle.
Also, although I am not Canadian:
However, let it be known:
I did all the things a person has to do to get nominated
by the liberal Canadian political party for the office of Prez, Premier or whatever.
Well enuf about me.
BTW, please check out my new blog thread on the social forum:
"Barry Manilow's CC fan club".
Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another.
Re: Welcome to OT: Why not introduce yourself..?
Some guys more than others it turns out.Godrulesdude wrote:
Admit it. We've all liked Barry at some time or another.
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Hi I'm DirtyDishSoap and I'm a loser
mrswdk is a ho
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Reported for sitting abuse and flamingArmy of GOD wrote:Hi I'm DirtyDishSoap and I'm a loser

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Hi, my name is Army of GOD. I lack coherent thought.
I also have no dick.
I also have no dick.
Dukasaur wrote:Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.
ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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HI, I'm BoganGod and I've just reported you for no apparent reason.
(Psyche, I'm too lazy to report you most of the time and this was one of them.)
(Psyche, I'm too lazy to report you most of the time and this was one of them.)

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I'm Tzor, I wish I was as edgy, sexy, and hip as BoganGod. As rebellious and strident as RiskLlama, and as sullen and brooding as DirtyDuckSoup


