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- iAmCaffeine
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Re: Britishness
One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.

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It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.
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"Feminism" running amok. Similar to a woman getting bent and telling me angrily, "I don't need you to open the door for me asshole." while the guy I opened and held the same door for says, "Thanks."iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
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To be fair, you shouldn't have been in the women's toilet in the first place, especially not with your mate.2dimes wrote:"Feminism" running amok. Similar to a woman getting bent and telling me angrily, "I don't need you to open the door for me asshole." while the guy I opened and held the same door for says, "Thanks."iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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I'm not sure if you can go to jail for saying that yet but soon enough.Shittertry wrote:
To be fair, you shouldn't have been in the women's toilet in the first place, especially not with your mate.
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I literally said "and it not be offensive whatsoever". By saying that, I meant it's "not offensive whatsoever". If I call my friend a cunt neither of us will consider it offensive in any way, but an American who observed it would be surprised.Symmetry wrote:It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.

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can't stand Britons who call it the "toilet" - sounds utterly crassSymmetry wrote:It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.
last time I was there I was in some two-cow town in Bedfordshire and said something a la "where's the restroom?" or "where's the lavatory?" or some such thing and you would have thought I was the Archduke Felix of Austria from the looks people gave me
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just remembered, I was wearing this at the time so that mighta had more to do with it than the restroom thingsaxitoxin wrote: last time I was there I was in some two-cow town in Bedfordshire and said something a la "where's the restroom?" or "where's the lavatory?" or some such thing and you would have thought I was the Archduke Felix of Austria from the looks people gave me

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We have a magic word that can be employed, whether Muggle or wizard, in such situations.saxitoxin wrote:can't stand Britons who call it the "toilet" - sounds utterly crassSymmetry wrote:It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.
last time I was there I was in some two-cow town in Bedfordshire and said something a la "where's the restroom?" or "where's the lavatory?" or some such thing and you would have thought I was the Archduke Felix of Austria from the looks people gave me
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I think the key is that you talk that way among friends. You can say that kind of thing among close friends (well, male close friends anyway) here also, and it leads to no offense. But I don't think you address your mother that way.iAmCaffeine wrote:I literally said "and it not be offensive whatsoever". By saying that, I meant it's "not offensive whatsoever". If I call my friend a cunt neither of us will consider it offensive in any way, but an American who observed it would be surprised.Symmetry wrote:It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.
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No Duke, here you say it to your buddies to tease them or make a mild statement in fun.
"Aww, you got it right in my eye, ya cunt."
There you can use it like guy.
"Good afternoon, are you cunts going to the footy match?"
"Aww, you got it right in my eye, ya cunt."
There you can use it like guy.
"Good afternoon, are you cunts going to the footy match?"
- iAmCaffeine
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Sure, but I think it's much more common for Brits than other nationalities. 2dimes basically has it right, although I do both.Dukasaur wrote:I think the key is that you talk that way among friends. You can say that kind of thing among close friends (well, male close friends anyway) here also, and it leads to no offense. But I don't think you address your mother that way.iAmCaffeine wrote:I literally said "and it not be offensive whatsoever". By saying that, I meant it's "not offensive whatsoever". If I call my friend a cunt neither of us will consider it offensive in any way, but an American who observed it would be surprised.Symmetry wrote:It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.

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Might be worth a visit to Ireland. They can be very creative.iAmCaffeine wrote:Sure, but I think it's much more common for Brits than other nationalities. 2dimes basically has it right, although I do both.Dukasaur wrote:I think the key is that you talk that way among friends. You can say that kind of thing among close friends (well, male close friends anyway) here also, and it leads to no offense. But I don't think you address your mother that way.iAmCaffeine wrote:I literally said "and it not be offensive whatsoever". By saying that, I meant it's "not offensive whatsoever". If I call my friend a cunt neither of us will consider it offensive in any way, but an American who observed it would be surprised.Symmetry wrote:It's still offensive, but yeah, Americans are much more formal in some ways that you wouldn't expect. Brits swear a lot, and it's less of a taboo.iAmCaffeine wrote:One thing people from the USA or wherever comment on is how British people around my age - assuming they get along - can call each other things like "cunt" and it not be offensive whatsoever.
I really like that Americans call their elders "sir" and "ma'am" though. There're weird formalities that Americans do that Brits ignore.
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TA1LGUNN3R
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Re: Britishness
Irn Bru.
Has that been mentioned? I remember that from when i visited the u.k. I think it's from Scotland, but whatever.
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Has that been mentioned? I remember that from when i visited the u.k. I think it's from Scotland, but whatever.
-TG
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It's made in Scotland, from girders, or so I've heard, so British, at least for a while.TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Irn Bru.
Has that been mentioned? I remember that from when i visited the u.k. I think it's from Scotland, but whatever.
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Might be worth a quick primer-
Great Britain- technically the island and surrounding islands that form the big island on maps. Often used to mean the entire country.
UK- short for the United Kingdom, or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which is the official title because Great Britain refers to the big island.
British Isles- The islands of Great Britain, and Ireland, as well as the little ones around each.
The terms are pretty flexible, but can be confusing in the same way that someone from Canada or Chile is American.
Great Britain- technically the island and surrounding islands that form the big island on maps. Often used to mean the entire country.
UK- short for the United Kingdom, or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which is the official title because Great Britain refers to the big island.
British Isles- The islands of Great Britain, and Ireland, as well as the little ones around each.
The terms are pretty flexible, but can be confusing in the same way that someone from Canada or Chile is American.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
- iAmCaffeine
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Who classes Canadians and South Americans as just American? Also, Irn Bru is only really associated with Scotland.

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Just Americans, I have no idea. Continent-wise, they are Americans. I think you've got the thrust of my point though.iAmCaffeine wrote:Who classes Canadians and South Americans as just American? Also, Irn Bru is only really associated with Scotland.
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I know America Americans are called estadounidenses in Spanish, where americano refers to anyone from the Americas. At least, from textbooks. I don't know if those are the actual words used since I've never been past California.iAmCaffeine wrote:Who classes Canadians and South Americans as just American? Also, Irn Bru is only really associated with Scotland.
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Symmetry wrote:It's made in Scotland, from girders, or so I've heard, so British, at least for a while.TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Irn Bru.
Has that been mentioned? I remember that from when i visited the u.k. I think it's from Scotland, but whatever.
-TG
Is that like a saying or something? I can't imagine making a beverage out of a girder.
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Apologies, British sense of humour- it's the advertising slogan for Irn Bru, or at least the most famous of them. "Scotland's other drink" is the other one, but then there's Buckfast, which is kinda interesting in its own right.TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Symmetry wrote:It's made in Scotland, from girders, or so I've heard, so British, at least for a while.TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Irn Bru.
Has that been mentioned? I remember that from when i visited the u.k. I think it's from Scotland, but whatever.
-TG
Is that like a saying or something? I can't imagine making a beverage out of a girder.
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Ah. That's funny, i remember the very last one i had the day before i left had a funny taste, kinda like rust or copper or something, very metallic. A fitting slogan then.
In fact, for some reason i remember that Irn Brus had a range in different tastes. Like, a Coke tastes the same anywhere I've been, but the Irn Brus definitely tasted different wherever i got them.
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In fact, for some reason i remember that Irn Brus had a range in different tastes. Like, a Coke tastes the same anywhere I've been, but the Irn Brus definitely tasted different wherever i got them.
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Reminds me of one of my first days living in the US. I was having lunch and said that someone had dropped a mint in the coke. It was the first time I'd tasted root beer.TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Ah. That's funny, i remember the very last one i had the day before i left had a funny taste, kinda like rust or copper or something, very metallic. A fitting slogan then.
In fact, for some reason i remember that Irn Brus had a range in different tastes. Like, a Coke tastes the same anywhere I've been, but the Irn Brus definitely tasted different wherever i got them.
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Yes on both counts and a fine thingTA1LGUNN3R wrote:Irn Bru.
Has that been mentioned? I remember that from when i visited the u.k. I think it's from Scotland, but whatever.
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Fucking hell mate, didn't realise you were an aussie bogan. Should be written. "Oui CUNTS, u lazy fucksticks goin 2 the footy? Or what?" If you are from Queensland or parts of New Zealand, you would have to finish the superlative cure all ultimate adjective "aye"2dimes wrote:No Duke, here you say it to your buddies to tease them or make a mild statement in fun.
"Aww, you got it right in my eye, ya cunt."
There you can use it like guy.
"Good afternoon, are you cunts going to the footy match?"

