fav pick up line

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:49 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:I just like "I have a 12 inch cock"

LOL

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:01 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:I just like "I have a 12 inch cock"

pffft...it ain't that big

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:11 am

How about:

Was your daddy a thief, because he took the sparkle out of the stars and put them it in your eyes.
OR

I'm like a car, your my gas. I can't run without you.

Here is one that we had a friend try. He wanted to hit on this girl really bad but didn't know what to sa, so I wrote something on a piece of paper and told him not to read it until he went over. He walks over and pulls out the paper and says "Hi, I'm selling girl scout cookies. Would you like to buy some?" The girl starts laughing hysterically and asks him to sit down, next thing we know he is leaving with her. ( I know that is horrible but it worked the only time it was used)

GustavusAdolphus · Post by **GustavusAdolphus** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:17 am

Without a doubt, the best pick-up line:

Excuse me, my penis just committed a crime, and it needs a warm and dark place to hide in for a while. Do you have any ideas?

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:32 am

Hi. My name's Barney rubble and i want to make your bedrock.

My real bar pickup line is....."Hi, can i buy you a drink"

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:58 am

Sure, Huckleberry.. at the bar.. riiight.. we all know that your avatar is the most accurate description of how you try picking up girls..

haha!

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:27 am

Caeli wrote:Sure, Huckleberry.. at the bar.. riiight.. we all know that your avatar is the most accurate description of how you try picking up girls..

haha!

I'm happily with woman, my friend. I think i've posted the picture twice on this forum

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... c&start=75

Does that link work ??

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:29 am

Huckleberryhound wrote:I'm happily with woman, my friend.

How happy is she tho, with you talking like that? lol

PS - the link works if your trying to spread the word about adult beverages... haha

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:42 am

Caeli wrote:
Huckleberryhound wrote:I'm happily with woman, my friend.
How happy is she tho, with you talking like that? lol

PS - the link works if your trying to spread the word about adult beverages... haha

I take it you think you're officially "all that " ?

My woman loves me.....nuff said.real men can use the word "woman"

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:48 am

Woah. No need for personal attacks. Just given ya grief.

I'm sure you will be happy and "with woman" too. Specially if you use the Barney Rubble technique for her...

lol

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:50 am

Caeli wrote:Woah. No need for personal attacks. Just given ya grief.

I'm sure you will be happy and "with woman" too. Specially if you use the Barney Rubble technique for her...

lol

That wasn't an attack, just giving back as good as i got.....guess i don't know my own strength

No offence meant.

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:53 am

It's kewl.

And obviously you don't know your own strength, just look at your little pic.

rofl, that thing is great. never gets old! haha

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:58 am

Because i'm very proud of my woman

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:03 am

Aww, cute.
You're proud of her....

I didn't think this would be a place where you'd say that sort of thing... people might think you're not as tough or whatever cuz its like a competitive game....

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:05 am

Back on topic I like the pick up line(even though it probably won't work):
*Flick a drop of water on yours and the chick's clothes*
"Let's get back to my apartment and get ourselves out of these wet clothes!"

Huckleberryhound · Post by **Huckleberryhound** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:10 am

Caeli wrote:Aww, cute.
You're proud of her....

I didn't think this would be a place where you'd say that sort of thing... people might think you're not as tough or whatever cuz its like a competitive game....

A couple of taps on the chin would change that mate

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:10 am

it's too easy to pick up guys...

big smile

laugh

wink

and it's a done deal...
lmao

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:21 am

My friend used this at a dance:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice. Hi, you probably don't know me, but do you want to dance?

He got 11 out of 12 girls with this line. And the one no was because she already had a bf.

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:49 am

I GOT SERVED wrote: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Absolute classic!

I always like

"you don't sweat much for a fat bird"

for dancefloor pickups.

chewyman · Post by **chewyman** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:13 am

flashleg8 wrote:I always like

"you don't sweat much for a fat bird"

for dancefloor pickups.

...

Caeli · Post by **Caeli** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:15 am

wow, you're so eloquent chewyboy

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:30 am

Dude these pickup lines are great, I know who I will use them on!

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:47 am

Sorry if its been used before but i think the funniest pick up line (and the one that has earnt me the most slaps) is

f*ck me if im wrong but i believe you want to kiss me!

Said fast

never fails

fav pick up line

Which have you heard?