Golden Nuggets from my archives

[stephen albert]

Awesome!

[BoganGod]

To assume makes an ass out of u & me.....

To be precise, it prepends an ass to u & me.

Depending on whose ass, that might be okay.

My ass is not tamed to harness and has burrs in his coat from frequent nightly amorous strolls in pursuit of unsuspecting wallabies, buffalo, and plough horses.

[Dukasaur]

To assume makes an ass out of u & me.....

To be precise, it prepends an ass to u & me.

Depending on whose ass, that might be okay.

My ass is not tamed to harness and has burrs in his coat from frequent nightly amorous strolls in pursuit of unsuspecting wallabies, buffalo, and plough horses.

http://www.donkeys.ie/html/poems/poem_humble_little_ass.htm

The Humble Little Ass

Composed by the late Brother Stephen Russell, Effin, Co Limerick


(...)
For him no heated stable,
Oh: how I prayed as there I stayed
Or succulent bran mash
And he on his way did pass
Just a nibble by the roadside
Oh: God grant to me, that I may be
For the humble little ass.
As privileged as the ass.