ok next up,
King Zvonimir ...
the guys' a capable player, but seems to just lose his mind when other players do something not in accordance to how he thinks the game should play out. examples are as follows :
Game 16097724 the crown jewel of this collection, we got an amazing drop - game was ours to lose, which we did. annie & pemp both missed turns @ crucial times and i got eliminated fairly early on. then, annie goes rogue, insuring our defeat. if i can figure out how to post the team chat, i will - it's HILARIOUS
Game 16144706 green was dominating in this one and i was the only guy capable of slowing him down but KZ kept blocking me from my only access point to him and when he finally got rid of me in the SE corner, loses his shit on me for not stopping him...
Game 16174172 i misplayed this one, for sure - and he was very keen to point out my mistakes to me, very kind & helpful, that. i also like how he brings up our last game in this one, too.
Game 16370104 this one was pretty funny...was a manual deploy and he & pemp both dropped a stack in the french zone and basically obliterated each other, handing the game to miguel - was fun to watch.
Game 16417190 we truced up on our borders and were pretty much getting the same deploy until he started criticizing the other players, they stopped hitting me and instead focused on him, basically handing me the game. doh!
seems like everytime we play a game together, he's in a different clan, too. i wonder what's the deal there???
also, he seems to be a fan of leaving shit ratings, as well...asshat.
*owen, report him quick as he has said he's leaving CC because of the dice in the last game i linked*
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2015-11-12 20:03:06 - bluesblazzer: howdy all thanks for playingriskllama [team] : snapshot round 1riskllama [team] : ey.riskllama [team] : hmm, looks like you in sgrad and king northern italy?persianempire [team] : Had to grab my mucked of southern comfortpersianempire [team] : Mickey*persianempire [team] : Sgrad for me yahpersianempire [team] : You can work in von rundsdet, if it works its us fighiting back to back it's beaitifulpersianempire [team] : Vr7 llamapersianempire [team] : Take the isthmuspersianempire [team] : Vr3riskllama [team] : you know these other two guys?riskllama [team] : f*ck sakesriskllama [team] : those dice are about right for us, eh?persianempire [team] : I think I played with zvonomir before can't remember the circumstances thopersianempire [team] : YaH ur dice are shit llamariskllama [team] : king and annie got a strong presence up in poland/prussia. should i fort annie up there?persianempire [team] : As per our team quota of shit diceriskllama [team] : i sure hope she came to play, i got fucked in the ass by a noob in a different team game.riskllama [team] : p2 to p3?riskllama [team] : pemp...persianempire [team] : Thats a good refort yanpersianempire [team] : Yahpersianempire [team] : Lolpersianempire [team] : Zvonomir Italy eh?riskllama [team] : like i said, hopefully annie can follow directions and show up...persianempire [team] : Lots of reforts in Poland and Prussia between Annie and zvonomirriskllama [team] : she should take e2 and fort me vr1, i thinkriskllama [team] : unless u see somrthing better...riskllama [team] : snapshot round 1persianempire [team] : Fort u vr1 for dam sureriskllama [team] : ok annie, you got that?persianempire [team] : Yup agreedriskllama [team] : actually pemp, u leave her instructions, ok? i'm out.persianempire [team] : Go ahead llamapersianempire [team] : You know my type is shitannieh [team] : snapshot round 1annieh [team] : Hey, thanks for the tips, had to do a quick turn. The two shades of darker green ate nearly impossible to tell apart on my phone I'm normally on my compKing Zvonimir [team] : hey, everyoneKing Zvonimir [team] : sorry for not coming earlier - I kinda lost the interest cause of some horrible diceKing Zvonimir [team] : but you can count on my decent teamplay here King Zvonimir [team] : I would try Italy, and fort P3 from P5 - ok?King Zvonimir [team] : sorry - from E1King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 1King Zvonimir [team] : done as planned persianempire [team] : Good work guysKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 2persianempire [team] : Wack out another spot in vr llamapersianempire [team] : Redriskllama [team] : i'll take the single i guess...persianempire [team] : Can do that for nowpersianempire [team] : Zvonomir refort you up sevastopolpersianempire [team] : Annie needs to clean up poland and prussiariskllama [team] : annie, grab east prussia on your turn and take that silver outta P1.riskllama [team] : yeah, what pemp said.riskllama [team] : persianempire [team] : P4 tooriskllama [team] : fort u in B4, pemp?persianempire [team] : Yahriskllama [team] : not seeing much else...riskllama [team] : ok. done.persianempire [team] : Yes llamariskllama [team] : king, i u dont have a better fort, vR4 to vR3, please.riskllama [team] : snapshot round 2riskllama [team] : woohoo!persianempire [team] : Zvonomir you should send your men in Poland forward too, Annie can get that bonus instead of waitingpersianempire [team] : Annie start refort in some troops from Poland down too for your assaultsriskllama [team] : how come no more KORT, king?King Zvonimir [team] : llama - the dice engine breaks my nerves, so I stopped playing seriouslyannieh [team] : snapshot round 2King Zvonimir [team] : persian - I could not have sent both in the first round King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 2King Zvonimir [team] : could not kill in Italy - so had to take card in Poland, and fort in vRKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 2King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 2riskllama [team] : annie, u shoulda forted rastenburg...riskllama [team] : pemp, i suggest you fort annie there...persianempire [team] : My dice suck shit llamariskllama [team] : snapshot round 3riskllama [team] : drop E2, take p4 and p5 fort p3 to p5, annie...annieh [team] : next time can you give the map code instead of city name, I gotta search for Rastenburgannieh [team] : snapshot round 3annieh [team] : collecting that 121 tert bonus but one of mine is a singleKing Zvonimir [team] : annie, you could use E3 for forting, it's one way attackKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 3King Zvonimir [team] : I have a mixed set - instructions and advices, pleaseKing Zvonimir [team] : annie, this is trench game, so you could fort my troops in G2 from P2King Zvonimir [team] : so we cover the wider areariskllama [team] : snapshot round 4riskllama [team] : annie, pls let me know before you take your turn, ok?riskllama [team] : i would suggest dropping 6 on p5 to take c2 and the others on p4, annie. then fort to king p2 to g2...King Zvonimir [team] : I would suggest you stop missing the turns... King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 4King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 4King Zvonimir [team] : f*ck this - I'm fighting this game aloneannieh [team] : sorry about the missed turn, holidays and me sucking and what notannieh [team] : riskllama annieh [team] : or whomever is being most threatened by yellowpersianempire [team] : Alright zvony your right we've been dickin around too much, myself included missed turnpersianempire [team] : Llama I sent you some troops in rundsdet, make em countpersianempire [team] : Annie, send troops to zvonomir in Italy and move forward c2, and then vl2 the turn afterpersianempire [team] : Zvony sit tight, troops are coming your way , and I am trying to gain stalingrad, as soon as that happens I'll divert troopsKing Zvonimir [team] : too little too late - we are gonepersianempire [team] : Don't give up just yet , we are behind yes , but we're still in this fightKing Zvonimir [team] : we had a clear lead - and lost it allKing Zvonimir [team] : for not playingKing Zvonimir [team] : nothing we can do - they have spoils and bonusesKing Zvonimir [team] : we lost our bonuses, and got no spoils for missing turnsKing Zvonimir [team] : game overKing Zvonimir [team] : goodbyeriskllama [team] : snapshot round 5persianempire [team] : Please don't miss this turn annieriskllama [team] : drop it all on P5 and take out that green stack, annie.riskllama [team] : i'll be on for the next little bit so for your fort, i'll see what u have left after. hopefully u get some nice dice...annieh [team] : ok, starting nowannieh [team] : it went well, I can advance up to 11annieh [team] : snapshot round 5annieh [team] : so my border p4-p6 is split evenly. p2 only bordered King Z so I moved those 5 out. The deferred troops went to N5annieh [team] : I took a shot at c2 and lost 2, decided not to push it. I have a red set for next roundannieh [team] : jwaldrop got a bonus of 3 last round for holding ? which is very likley von leeb, the other player with a holding bonus is pink but I am better positioned to go after green in vL and work my way down (provided I can protect poland)riskllama [team] : good job, annie - just don't miss any more turns, else we'll have to beat ya.persianempire [team] : Zvony listen up I have a plan for you to get back in this, your going to hafto abandon italypersianempire [team] : It's to hard to hold being trapped in like that by teal and pink fighting both sidespersianempire [team] : So stack on g2 and take g1 from green,I'll fort you the men in there , gonna get you Berlin buddy.King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 5King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 5persianempire [team] : Llama get ur bonus and also hit sa8 to fort me some troops, trouble with pinkriskllama [team] : shouldn't i protect annie? then she could help u out...riskllama [team] : snapshot round 6riskllama [team] : pemp, go trade in them dice of yours, they're shitty...persianempire [team] : Llama we need to lock this pocket up or were fuckedpersianempire [team] : I know they suckpersianempire [team] : Fight back orange anniepersianempire [team] : C2 and c1annieh [team] : snapshot round 6annieh [team] : way too many for one turn, i had to pull guys off my border with greenKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 6King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 6King Zvonimir [team] : there goes your stalingradpersianempire [team] : Well then we're fuckedKing Zvonimir [team] : nopeKing Zvonimir [team] : we were fucked when two of you missed their turnsKing Zvonimir [team] : all the rest is just the consequenceriskllama [team] : snapshot round 7annieh [team] : I knew green would be coming in through there. ..annieh [team] : snapshot round 7King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 7persianempire [team] : Finally a shred of good newspersianempire [team] : Stalingrad has been aquiredpersianempire [team] : Reforted you troops llama, it's critical you regain that bonus and secure the entrances from grey and pinkpersianempire [team] : From teal and pink *riskllama [team] : snapshot round 8annieh [team] : snapshot round 8King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 8King Zvonimir [team] : annie, why don't you brake green's bonus?King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 9riskllama [team] : snapshot round 9riskllama [team] : it would be a good idea, annie. yes.annieh [team] : I didn't think I had enough trips, I need to hold poland to get anywhere but I can't do that fighting green and orangeannieh [team] : King z, I handed you east Germany on a platter, I need some support in that regionannieh [team] : snapshot round 9annieh [team] : I have the 10 stack positioned well for trench,but everything is vulnerableKing Zvonimir [team] : well, I was supporting purple in the east, but now I can return to GemanyKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 9persianempire [team] : Probably be wiser to make a deal with them, but I guess that's not happening.King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 10annieh [team] : You decide what is best, I'm just letting you know I'm getting overpowered on my endKing Zvonimir [team] : as I said a while ago - we had the game in our hands, and lost it when u2 missed your turnsKing Zvonimir [team] : regret I ever joined such irresponsible playersKing Zvonimir [team] : LOST BY A BUNCH OF CADETS!!!!!!King Zvonimir [team] : going to foe all of you - in order not to make tne same error again!annieh [team] : You have no idea why I missed the turns, and you don't know that we would have won. I'm sick of hearing nothing but complaints about itannieh [team] : This game is a disaster, please do foe me king z. Playing with you is miserableannieh [team] : snapshot round 10King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 10persianempire [team] : My luck was terrible even without the missed turn. Could've been good if not for my shity luckpersianempire [team] : It's alright annie, shit happens.King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 11King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 11annieh [team] : snapshot round 11King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 11King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 12King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 12annieh [team] : snapshot round 12annieh [team] : PE, I'll see how things go but I'm adding working my way down the fat eastern side of the map towards your northern boundary to my prioritiesannieh [team] : *far easternKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 12persianempire [team] : Scratch that annie, you've got to turn around and fight back orange he's taking everythingpersianempire persianempire [team] : See how they respond.. green goes next, needless an attack from him on you annie will pretty much seal the deal in polandannieh annieh annieh [team] : snapshot round 13annieh riskllama [team] : how's this train wreck going?King Zvonimir King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 13King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 14King Zvonimir [team] : happy new year - 2016-01-01 02:36:37 - annieh persianempire [team] : Fuk man, that miss was critics anniepersianempire [team] : There yellow missed too. This is all but overKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 14persianempire [team] : Critical*persianempire [team] : Dropped the men on you in Berlin zvony, pray they hold, if not you'll need Moscow for a bonus, blue will haft be made to understand. .persianempire [team] : Annie that miss put you back even more , it'll be hard fighting up there for you now and we are completely cut off nowpersianempire [team] : I'll try to send you some troops next turnpersianempire [team] : Blue and green, if we all don't break out to the central like right now it's all over . I'm trying now, by with trench it takes time, everybody needs to go out one after the otherpersianempire annieh [team] : New year's, my bad. Don't bother sending troops my way, I'll handle my ownannieh [team] : snapshot round 15King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 15persianempire [team] : Blue your locking my only way out, please let me througnpersianempire persianempire [team] : Sent you some troops annie.King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 16annieh [team] : snapshot round 16annieh [team] : I'll turn in a blue set next turn, after that probably don't send me troops, this is a losing battleKing Zvonimir [team] : blue will be very happy for losing his bonusKing Zvonimir [team] : why not taking green?King Zvonimir King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 16King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 17King Zvonimir annieh annieh [team] : snapshot round 17annieh [team] : Not ok zvon, look at your life...calling a stranger a bitch over a risk game.annieh [team] : Is this who you want to be? I'm worried about the state of your moralityKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 17King Zvonimir [team] : you had a perfectly viable solution, to take green at vB1 instead of backstabbing blue and breaking his bonusKing Zvonimir [team] : you fit perfectly into the Wikipedia definition: "Bitch ... a slang pejorative for a person, commonly a woman, who is belligerent, unreasonable, malicious, a control freak, rudely intrusive or aggressive"King Zvonimir [team] : indeed, from blue's perspective you were belligerent, unreasonable and maliciousKing Zvonimir [team] : if you wanted and advice what to do, you could have easily asked the team leader; now you broke all deals he had with blueKing Zvonimir [team] : and even with your last move, you could have attacked orange and break his bonusKing Zvonimir [team] : that much about your morality and team-play: why did you join a team game if you were not able to play?persianempire [team] : Annie why would you do that?? SeNd all your men into blue? .persianempire persianempire King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 18annieh [team] : We ate losing and I'm pulling out of Poland, plus he was a dick to meannieh [team] : Honestly, I've been checked out of this game since kz got all cranky then purposed crap plans. I've been trying to hold down my part but it's all a massive failureannieh [team] : I've never met a player with a worse attitude, it's awful. I'm not giving up, I'm just making my own planspersianempire King Zvonimir [team] : I had nothing to do with your plans - I was taking cards and giving troops to violetKing Zvonimir [team] : it is YOUR play, and missing turns, that created all our problemsKing Zvonimir [team] : I've never had such a subversive player in my team yetKing Zvonimir [team] : almost everything you played (when you were decent enough to show up) was not in the team's best interestannieh [team] : The entire being of the game I just followed the plans from the chatannieh [team] : *beginningannieh [team] : snapshot round 18King Zvonimir [team] : yes, the beginning - and then you disappeared, and after that played your own gameKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 18persianempire [team] : You need to break out to p4 annieKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 19King Zvonimir [team] : that was close - teal auto-attacked vR5, but failed King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 19King Zvonimir [team] : if you broke orange's bonus - he wouldn't received such big deffered deploymentKing Zvonimir [team] : how will you now defend against him - you smart ass?King Zvonimir [team] : and you killed our only allay - blueKing Zvonimir [team] : the bitch!annieh [team] : snapshot round 19annieh [team] : I proposed ideas, I set you up with a country. You threw in the towel after I missed one turn.annieh [team] : Here are some more words for you to look up: petulant, obstinate, chauvinist, ass (the pejorative version, you f*ck)annieh [team] : I am not looking at this chat again, there is no team work and I don't like being mean to Internet strangersKing Zvonimir [team] : no need to look at the chat, because you made us lose it by TWO missed turnsKing Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 19King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 19King Zvonimir [team] : now she forgot to take that red King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 20annieh [team] : snapshot round 20King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 20persianempire [team] : Annie can you get real again and fight orange a bit,persianempire [team] : Follow me out zvonypersianempire [team] : See if we can still stir up some hellannieh [team] : snapshot round 21King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 21annieh [team] : snapshot round 22King Zvonimir King Zvonimir King Zvonimir King Zvonimir King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 22King Zvonimir [team] : snapshot round 22King Zvonimir King Zvonimir King Zvonimir King Zvonimir King Zvonimir annieh [team] : snapshot round 23persianempire [team] : I had fallen ill zvony, am still sick, f*ck you man, do you know how fking long I was looking forward to that turn?persianempire [team] : Missing it breaks my heart especially since I finally broke outKing Zvonimir [team] : it takes one minute on a mobile to make a turn - in 24 hours there are 1440 minutesKing Zvonimir [team] : we have successfully comitted a suicideKing Zvonimir [team] : sure, now blame it on me...annieh [team] : snapshot round 24persianempire [team] : This is the worst lost potential game I have ever seen, it is everyone's fault on the team.persianempire [team] : Lost potential*annieh [team] : snapshot round 25King Zvonimir [team] : everyone's?King Zvonimir [team] : if you say so...King Zvonimir [team] : but, yes, we should have asily won the game - if two of had not missed their turns in the most crucial moments...riskllama
