Do you love The Lord Jesus?

[demonfork]

If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.


PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

[riskllama]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

[Symmetry]

He seems like a decent bloke from what I've read. Not sure I'm willing to join the fan club though.

It'd be cool if some of his original stuff was still around.

[Bernie Sanders]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

[Symmetry]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

[ADodgeStratus]

God Bless Jesus.

[riskllama]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

stfu, bernie - what if he wants a ZIMA???

[jgordon1111]

If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.


PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Why

Are you worried about something?
That you need to start a thread to rehash a subject that has been beat to death here.

[riskllama]

If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.


PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Why

Are you worried about something?
That you need to start a thread to rehash a subject that has been beat to death here.

shouldn't you be stalking betiko right about now, j?

[demonfork]

If you love Jesus and want to publicly profess your love for The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ please do so here.


PS this is for the white Jesus (the real Jesus) not the black one. If you want to give your life to the black Jesus please start another thread.

Why

Are you worried about something?
That you need to start a thread to rehash a subject that has been beat to death here.

Are you projecting? Are you worried about something? What am I trying to rehash?

This is just simply a safe place where anyone can come and profess their love and alliegence to Jesus.

[Symmetry]

Perhaps your sig undermines your message.

[DoomYoshi]

Never be ashamed of your Saviour, since Jesus isn't ashamed of you.

The King of Kings came to serve you.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

[Symmetry]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").

[KoolBak]

Yeah....so....can't decide if I should post here or in the "Does your mom masturbate" thread......equally offensive.

[Symmetry]

Yeah....so....can't decide if I should post here or in the "Does your mom masturbate" thread......equally offensive.

Meh, you can go for the truth- Champagne comes from Champagne.

Or you can go go with Champagne comes from California.

If the latter, could I possibly interest you in London Bridge?

[betiko]

Jesus is just "alrite ", by me. by "alrite", I wish him no specific harm and would most likely buy him a drink if the opportunity presented itself...

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").

Obviously you can call champagne only wine from the Champagne region.
Just like you can only make Rioja in the Rioja region in spain and whatever other examples.

Suppose Jesus could make coca cola from his blood without a licence from the coca cola company. Would that be fine?
I supposed that with the roman legislation from back then, such counterfeit could end up in crucifixion.

God knows what he told his fan club they were drinking...

[jonesthecurl]

Rioja: it doesn't only have to be from the right place using the right grapes,they're only allowed to make a certain amount. Other stuff made by the same method and with the same grapes has to be called merely "Temprenilla".
So Jesus couldn't have made Rioja even by a miracle, once the quota was filled.

[waauw]

Sorry but I reject anyone who demands a feodal title like 'Lord'.

[warmonger1981]

Jesus was known as the lion,lamb,roe,morning star,sun,light,rock,stone, the branch,wine,bread,water,life,the way,and recognized as in the triple character of a king,priest and prophet. Mostly allegories or references to an element.

Satan has close relationship to Jesus. They shared a common name. Morning Star aka Lucifer. Or lamb aka goat.

[Dukasaur]

Does not need you to buy him a drink. This guy can make wine from water.

What kind of wine? I know God's omnipotent and all, but He'd have to be in the Champagne region of France for it to be Champagne, for example.

'Cept for those pesky Californian regions.

-TG

If it's not from Champagne, it's not Champagne.

The United States bans the use from all new U.S.-produced wines.[3] Only those that had approval to use the term on labels before 2006 may continue to use it and only when it is accompanied by the wine's actual origin (e.g., "California").

Obviously you can call champagne only wine from the Champagne region.
Just like you can only make Rioja in the Rioja region in spain and whatever other examples.

Suppose Jesus could make coca cola from his blood without a licence from the coca cola company. Would that be fine?
I supposed that with the roman legislation from back then, such counterfeit could end up in crucifixion.

God knows what he told his fan club they were drinking...

Stupid argument. If you're omnipotent, you can teleport the water to Champagne or Rioja, complete the transmutation there, and then teleport it back to where you are, all in a time too brief for anyone to see that it was ever gone.

Alternatively, you can just say that's what you did, and beat the shit out of anyone who argues.

Or, you could just have the French government annex the place where you are and designate it to be legally part of the Champagne region. Ditto for the Spanish government and Rioja. Or you could just rename the entire planet Planet Champagne or Planet Rioja. Or you could rewrite the dictionary so that "Champagne" means "the place where the Lord walked" or something like that.

[jgordon1111]

Jesus was known as the lion,lamb,roe,morning star,sun,light,rock,stone, the branch,wine,bread,water,life,the way,and recognized as in the triple character of a king,priest and prophet. Mostly allegories or references to an element.

Satan has close relationship to Jesus. They shared a common name. Morning Star aka Lucifer. Or lamb aka goat.

Wonder why that is being taught now

[tzor]

So let me get this correct. User "demonfork" starts a thread entitled "Do you love The Lord Jesus?"
Why do I heave the feeling that this is a trap?
Or a tarp?
Or a carp?
Or just crap?
Yep, it's a trap!

Good thing I filled my super soaker with holy water.

YES

[Dukasaur]

So let me get this correct. User "demonfork" starts a thread entitled "Do you love The Lord Jesus?"
Why do I heave the feeling that this is a trap?
Or a tarp?
Or a carp?
Or just crap?
Yep, it's a trap!

Good thing I filled my super soaker with holy water.

YES