When Is a Penis Too Good to Break Up With?

[mrswdk]

On occasion, the universe will grant you a penis (or a sexual encounter) so mind-melting you simply cannot envision life without it. It turns out there’s a phrase for this experience, one immortalized in a catchy song (that I can’t believe I’m just hearing for the first time): D2B, which stands for Dick Too Bomb, and originates from Problem’s 2012 album, Welcome to Mollywood. In the intro, a female rapper, the Homegirl, laments in a back-and-forth with her friend, “Girl what’s wrong?” / “My man ain't shit.” / “Why you ain’t leave him? / “Cuz, bitch, dick too bomb.”

D2B refers to a penis so large, magnificent, and capable of pleasing you sexually that it blows your decision-making skills to smithereens and holds you under its spell like the leader of a cult. The term playfully objectifies male genitals (divorced from the men to whom they belong), and yet acknowledges that sometimes people lose their minds from sex and it's potentially disastrous.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/03/when-is ... -with.html

[waauw]

you should tag this topic as NSFM

[saxitoxin]

you should tag this topic as NSFM

Not Safe For Metsfanmax?

[mrswdk]

you should tag this topic as NSFM

Not Safe For Metsfanmax?

Now it's NSFM.

[alex951]

Lmfao!! How have I not hear this song before!!