Noah

[AAFitz]

Are they seriously making a gritty reboot of the fucking Noah's Arc story?

And is it seriously starring Russel fucking Crowe as Noah?

Has anybody else seen the previews for this travesty?

Does it really show Russel "Noah" Crowe throwing a fucking goddamn spear?

WHERE IN THE NOAH'S ARC STORY DOES NOAH THROW A FUCKING SPEAR?

FUCKING NO WHERE GODDAMMIT! NOOOOO WHERRRRRE!

Hollywood needs to shrivel up and die already. It's making me ashamed to be from this country. Fucking Noah's Arc.

You have no more need to be ashamed for others' works and deeds than you have a right to take credit for them.

[2dimes]

Noah killing bad guys who eat meat is pretty cool actually. He's like this ultimate militant PETA activist.

[tkr4lf]

Jesus, I was really, really angry about a dumb movie. That's kind of sad.

[2dimes]

Plus you spelled ark wrong.

[notyou2]

yeah, but your friends tried to lighten your mood by making it about other Noahs

[tkr4lf]

Plus you spelled ark wrong.

Damn it.



Lol, I tried to find a pic of something like Noah's Arc Welder to make it funny, but all I could find is this pic of a show called Noah's Arc, which judging by the pictures, is about a group of homosexual black men that do, uh, stuff.