Thread for random exclamations....

[KoolBak]

So I'd like to increase my repertoire.......anyone got any good ones they use or have heard?

For many years I've loved

Christ on a crutch! and
f*ck me running!
Jesus Jumped up Christ! is a good one too..

From futurama I think-

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

And I just heard for the first time the other day

f*ck-a-doodle-doo! lmao

Let's hear em......maybe find some new stuff to work into my daily life, wherein I am constantly surprised.....lol

[Frito Bandito]

Holy jumping up and down Martha!

[tzor]

This one comes from my saintly mother: Sugar, Molasses and Snowballs!

[BoganGod]

Green voting car owner
Bestial paedo necrofelcher
Soft rock

[2dimes]

Anyone else ever notice how much more powerful the ones with Jesus are? I find that intriguing. It's not even a correct name since the man predates the english language by hundreds of years and the letter "J" by around 1500 years. Still those ones have a real meaty feel.

Sorry. I'll try to remember the cool new euphemisms my kids are bringing back from school.

I think "What the f*ck over?" Is pretty funny. After I got a radio license and was still extraordinarily skilled at everyday swearing I had to be careful to avoid getting a CRTC fine.

[jonesthecurl]

On the Jesus theme, I liked Tom Robbins "Jesus H. Christ on a Harley Davidson!".

[Army of GOD]

jesus tittyfucking christ

[Endgame422]

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.
Oh my stars and garters..
Holy cats!
Well shit on a shingle
Cheese n rice.

[tzor]

Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers!

No Shit, Sherlock!

Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks!*

*(Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing.)

[jonesthecurl]

Oh, Panty-Girdles!

[Army of GOD]

Fluffy Lumpy Pumpkin Pot Stickers!

No Shit, Sherlock!

Bullshit! Clarkson Still Sucks!*

*(Yea, I know, but I'm from R.P.I. we say that all the time even when it's not Clarkson that's playing.)

I went to Clarkson. Clarkson always sucks.

[notyou2]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mrswdk]

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE'RE HERE

[Borderdawg]

Well dip me in shit and fry me for a hush puppy!

[KoolBak]

Butter my buns and call me a biscuit!

[DirtyDishSoap]

Sweet sassy molassy!

Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

Mother of God!

[2dimes]

Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

Splain why the left turn at the end there?

[Serbia]

Bacon on a stick!

Bollocks.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!

Splain why the left turn at the end there?

starcraft thing

[2dimes]

Nice to see your text. How are ya?

[tzor]

Wholly Guacamole!

Actually a product, but they have concession stands at Yankee Stadium!

[Dukasaur]

I have had a very bad day.

[notyou2]

Holy f*ck Batman

[tkr4lf]

Christ on a cracker!

Son of a whore!

Well I'll be an inmate's bitch!

[Dukasaur]

Son-of-a-how-ah! (Entirely distinct from Son of a Whore if you can manage the accent.)