FANTASY BASEBALL 2014 (poll added)

[tzor]

I'm loosing by one point but Bumgarner is pitching today so I'm OK. I'm really feeling consoled on these consolation games.

[Serbia]

I'm losing in the championship game. I predicted this to Pixar months ago.

Bollocks.

you're winning by 48 right now

That's not the championship game I'm playing in this week you dimwit.

Btw, just lost Melky Cabrera for the season.

Bollocks.

[Serbia]

I've got Hudson going tonight. I hope he sucks, mostly because I'm going to the game. He needs to play well enough to score a 0 or better, but he needs to not win. Don't lose, just don't win.

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

I've got Hudson going tonight. I hope he sucks, mostly because I'm going to the game. He needs to play well enough to score a 0 or better, but he needs to not win. Don't lose, just don't win.

Bollocks.

Would you like to see 3 HRs by Miggy?

[Serbia]

I've got Hudson going tonight. I hope he sucks, mostly because I'm going to the game. He needs to play well enough to score a 0 or better, but he needs to not win. Don't lose, just don't win.

Bollocks.

Would you like to see 3 HRs by Miggy?

I'm in two leagues this year. The other league, I've got money on the line, and Miggy in my lineup. I need him to do well. Problem is of course, Gabba has him in this league. I figure as long as V Mart homers every time Miggy does, it's a wash.

Bollocks.

[owenshooter]

i don't play fantasy sports... i prefer to have sex with women... enjoy your games!!!-el Jesus negro

[Serbia]

i don't play fantasy sports... i prefer to have sex with women... enjoy your games!!!-el Jesus negro

So is that code for "hang out on an internet gaming site for years"? Yeah, you're so much cooler than the rest of us.

Bollocks.

[owenshooter]

So is that code for "hang out on an internet gaming site for years"? Yeah, you're so much cooler than the rest of us.

Bollocks.

pretty much my theme song...


and i am THIS cool...


the black jesus has spoken...-eJn

[nietzsche]

Serbia you lucky SOB.


I pick up Stroman and he sucks for me, drop him, you get him and he's stellar. Same happened other times, your picks were no better than mine, for spot starters and yet you almost always get awesome outings out of them.

And you can argue that you chose the circumstances better, I added Stroman against TB and you did the same.

[Serbia]

Serbia you lucky SOB.


I pick up Stroman and he sucks for me, drop him, you get him and he's stellar. Same happened other times, your picks were no better than mine, for spot starters and yet you almost always get awesome outings out of them.

And you can argue that you chose the circumstances better, I added Stroman against TB and you did the same.

Damn. 42 points out of a starter isn't bad.
I'd still be trailing you by over 150 though, so I'm not too excited.

Bollocks.

[tzor]

i don't play fantasy sports... i prefer to have sex with women... enjoy your games!!!-el Jesus negro

You mean you can't do both?
At the same time?
Obviously this works better with Baseball, otherwise you would only have sex once a week with football.

[nietzsche]

Fucking Pixar is going to pass me today.

His starters are just too good.

[nietzsche]

nietzsche vs Serbia for the Championship!!


I made a mess of moves to have 5 starters for Sunday and in the end I would've had a few more points if I hadn't lol.

I'm gonna kick Serbia's ass HARD.

[tzor]

My team did pretty good with the consolation playoffs.

Whatever.

Probably do it again in the next round.

Whatever.

[nietzsche]

Stupid Iwakuma.

But it's ok, Cashner saved me.

Serbia 7 points ahead with 1 start less.

[nietzsche]

FCUK

Ortiz, Arenado, Texeira and Mercer day-to-day... nice timing.

[Serbia]

Remember, I lost Stanton.

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

Remember, I lost Stanton.

Bollocks.

Well, that's his fault for swinging at a pitch to his face instead of ducking.

[Serbia]

Remember, I lost Stanton.

Bollocks.

Well, that's his fault for swinging at a pitch to his face instead of ducking.

I already knew it wasn't my fault, but thanks for clearing that up.

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

At the end of day 2:

nietzsche 87
Serbia 102



place your bets gentlemen



Even Serbia is rooting for me, which he does only so that I don't get to throw my victory on his face. Oh but I will, I will enjoy it and make fun of him. I'll make so much fun of him that he won't be able to have an erection for a month.

[Serbia]

At the end of day 2:

nietzsche 87
Serbia 102



place your bets gentlemen



Even Serbia is rooting for me, which he does only so that I don't get to throw my victory on his face. Oh but I will, I will enjoy it and make fun of him. I'll make so much fun of him that he won't be able to have an erection for a month.

This post just got me hard.

Bollocks.

[nietzsche]

After day 3:

nietzsche: 231
Serbia: 124


And you're lucky the defense and the bullpen fucked Paxton.

[nietzsche]

After day 4:

nietzsche: 276
Serbia: 134

Can Serbia recover from a 142-point deficit?

[nietzsche]

After day 5:

nietzsche: 344
Serbia: 163

Poor Serbia.

[Serbia]

After day 5:

nietzsche: 344
Serbia: 163

Poor Serbia.

You've won, congrats. Just remember that I predicted I'd lose, in the championship game, early on in the season. This doesn't come as a shock to me.

Bollocks.