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- AslanTheKing
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
i am shocked


I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
- AslanTheKing
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Brilliant!JBlombier wrote:Wow, you had me fooled there.AslanTheKing wrote:
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.JBlombier wrote:Wow, you had me fooled there.AslanTheKing wrote:
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!nietzsche wrote:Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.JBlombier wrote:Wow, you had me fooled there.AslanTheKing wrote:
“Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.Dukasaur wrote:Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!nietzsche wrote:Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.JBlombier wrote:Wow, you had me fooled there.AslanTheKing wrote:
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.nietzsche wrote:That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.Dukasaur wrote:Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!nietzsche wrote:Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.JBlombier wrote:Wow, you had me fooled there.AslanTheKing wrote:

Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Obviously your experience with vaginas is rather limited. Let an old pro school you.betiko wrote:all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.nietzsche wrote:That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.Dukasaur wrote:Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!nietzsche wrote:Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.JBlombier wrote:Wow, you had me fooled there.AslanTheKing wrote:
If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.
If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Nietzsche just got rekt.Dukasaur wrote:betiko wrote:Obviously your experience with vaginas is rather limited. Let an old pro school you.nietzsche wrote:all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.Dukasaur wrote:That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.nietzsche wrote:Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!JBlombier wrote:
Me too lol. Every time I look at I have to try hard not to see a vagina there.
If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.
If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Wait no, it was betiko.
But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.
But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.
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- AslanTheKing
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
wow , dukosaur is a gynaecologist, i think so


I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
that labia minora is looking at meAslanTheKing wrote:wow , dukosaur is a gynaecologist, i think so
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
all I see is that duka needs better glasses. If a woman is operationg this type of pressure on both sides of her genitals you will basically see all you can ever see from the vagina. Given that it's ment to look like a vulva, but it's not actually one, obviously you can't see the inside.... duh! that's called a neck and there is no hole in a neck, thanks for your contribution duka, I think from now on if the visual effects aren't as good a reality we shouldn't post them otherwise duka will have to explain each time how are visual effects not real!TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Nietzsche just got rekt.Dukasaur wrote:betiko wrote:Obviously your experience with vaginas is rather limited. Let an old pro school you.nietzsche wrote:all i see is that it's being held open so we can see the vagina.Dukasaur wrote:That's perfect because now we can call her Vulva Neck.nietzsche wrote: Vulva, dammit! The external genitalia of the female is referred to as the vulva. The vagina is the thing beyond that, which you won't see unless it is being held open. Egads, what do they teach kids in school these days!
If the two folds of skin in the picture (which simulate the labia majora) were being held open, you would see the labia minora. Since you do not, the simulated labia majora are still fully in contact with each other, and therefore definitely not being held open. What is being held open is the space between the leftmost (from our viewpoint, or rightmost from the masseuse's viewpoint) fold, which simulates the space between the right labium majorum and the right thigh.
If that was a vulva, and you were to put your finger (or anything else) in there, you would not find a vagina but rather just a dead end just above the pubofemoral ligament.
-TG

- AslanTheKing
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
lol, i like how funny this thread is becoming,
to be honest i dont know the names of this precious female piece of vagina
for me its enough to know how to use it, lol
to be honest i dont know the names of this precious female piece of vagina
for me its enough to know how to use it, lol
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
- AslanTheKing
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Well, it gives a whole new meaning to the term "necking"...AslanTheKing wrote:
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- AslanTheKing
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis

I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
AOK Rocks
Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.
But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.
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Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
(for those who don't know why i'm posting this, you might have never listened to the letter!saxitoxin wrote:Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.
But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.

Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
If only I could use my mouth to breath.saxitoxin wrote:Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.
But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.
el cartoncito mas triste del mundo
Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
i've met some mexican girls pretty clean down there. I don't know where you get yours.nietzsche wrote:If only I could use my mouth to breath.saxitoxin wrote:Maybe bring some Fabreeze with you next time?nietzsche wrote:Wait no, it was betiko.
But i'm guilty of never have stopped to inspect one and name the parts. They stink of you get close enough so all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.

Re: I appologize for the Holy Penis
So only an hour or so each time?nietzsche wrote: all the time i've spent with my nosetrills close to one was only the necessary to give oral pleasure.


