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[2dimes]

inb4 this gets posted in out of context quotes

[BoganGod]

So telling someone to what was it.
Suck my balls or lick my balls is not ok if you say so.

so you saying that all players that go through this are bad players

You don't have to be here long to know that you're a fucking retard.

Well, in order to be taken seriously by the people you want to challenge, you need to have something to offer as well, i.e. bring your own points to the table which you can do by, you guessed it, rising in rank i am bringing somthing to the table a lesson on how to play this board but as ussuall...

best wat to get round that invite them to a private game and do it in game chat. since the mods are flexy on game chat. and no complaints if u message all to say thats what it is.

[2dimes]

let andy force his 'homosexuality' down your throat

[AndyDufresne]

I wish I were single. I'd like to tickle women.

But really, the context is all within the quote anyways.


--Andy

[sempaispellcheck]

i went and left my last opponent

Anybody got a banjo?

sempai

[chapcrap]

Subject: Teammates

i think we've both got both of those off each other

[2dimes]

f*ck you guys!!! this site, dammit! seriously, yo...

[notyou2]

I warrant he's pretty.

[ManBungalow]

And if you are the one able to reach the dick... Are you sucking your sister s cock??

[Army of GOD]

...i m...stupid and... i need to look up..these things. You are...a... understanding...greek...

I...perform... autofellatio...

[DoomYoshi]

overall an impressive performance by DoomYoshi, especially considering the handicap he admitted to at the end

I have to do an entire fucking

I'll help you out.

im done now

2 minutes! World record!!

it wasn't actually hard

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 8&t=198606

Hahahaha

[Quirk]

Quirk, you are my homie!

[BigBallinStalin]

Quirk my homie! ... Go ahead. Quirk him.

[new guy1]

Most people "feel" their mind is behind their eyes, I "feel" mine is behind my testicles.

[Gillipig]

I like socialism

[nietzsche]

Speaking three languages fluently means you're trilingual and those who speak two are bilingual, but if you just speak one? You're American.

[saxitoxin]

While working off an 8' ladder, I suddenly felt like I was being stabbed by a needle going up my shaft.

Whose 8-foot ladder was he working off?

[2dimes]

If I was rich, I would just stick my dick in a thawed out turkey and call it good.

[2dimes]

And if I have to meet with client? The t-shirt comes off

[Funkyterrance]

While working off an 8' ladder, I suddenly felt like I was being stabbed by a needle going up my shaft.

Whose 8-foot ladder was he working off?

lulz

[saxitoxin]

Mate, you can cup my ass anytime

[Lootifer]

That quote doesn't need context

[sempaispellcheck]

i don't know what's wrong with me, but i keep giving myself the finger.

sempai

[2dimes]

I've never actually fucked a (female) prostitute.

[nietzsche]

hahaha