king of the hill

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Sat May 19, 2007 5:52 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:This place is just the Spamalot-Wannabe Boot Camp. It's where we repeatedly prove to these n00bs that they just haven't got the calibre required to hang with top-grade spammers yet.

Keep trying you rubes, this place is Spamalots; the illusion that you can compete with that is just a game we play with you to toughen you up.

QFT

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Sat May 19, 2007 6:55 pm

I walk up the hill.

My hill.

Steel Panzer · Post by **Steel Panzer** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:01 pm

i trip you! you fall down.

my hill

Puff · Post by **Puff** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:39 pm

Steel Panzer wrote:i trip you! you fall down.

my hill

I get back up and kill you.

plain and simple.

My Hill

Splash · Post by **Splash** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:36 pm

I stab you

My HILL!

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:40 pm

I back stab you as you stab him.

Still spamalot's hill

Splash · Post by **Splash** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:41 pm

I stab you again

My HIll

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:13 pm

I cut you into 26 pieces and incernerate 13 of them, my hill

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:17 am

I sticky-tape the remaining 13 pieces together to form a half-sized zombie minion. You are consumed by said zombie minion.

My Hill!

Steel Panzer · Post by **Steel Panzer** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:25 am

i rip that sticky tape and your minion dies

my hill

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:29 am

Ahh, but it is a special variety of unrippable tape. You fail to rip (or cut) the sticky tape and the zombie slave eas you.

My Hill!

safariguy5 · Post by **safariguy5** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:32 am

I shoot the zombie in the head.

Before I claim it as my hill, I remember that Iliad stuck up for me in this Multi Accusation Thread.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18751

I give the hill to spamalot in gratitude.

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:33 am

The zombies aren't too bright, and thus walk themselves off a cliff. You are defenceless.

My hill.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:34 am

The zombie splits up into several trillion atomic sized versions if itself. You are consumed by the atomic zombie slaves.

My Hill!

Aimless · Post by **Aimless** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:22 am

I paint the hill pink and set up a Somebody Else's Problem field. You, your several trillion atomic robot zombie slaves, and the rest of the universe proceed to forget that the hill ever existed, because it's not their problem.

My hill.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sun May 20, 2007 5:26 am

Aimless wrote:I paint the hill pink and set up a Somebody Else's Problem field. You, your several trillion atomic robot zombie slaves, and the rest of the universe proceed to forget that the hill ever existed, because it's not their problem.

My hill.

we all know exactly what we're looking for, so the SEP doen't work

spamalot's hill.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:40 am

Since spamming is now regulated by the man, I have to post to get #3000 here.

My hill.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:42 am

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Spamalot's Hill

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:46 am

Wow, no-one can argue with that kind of statement.

Your Hill.

No, wait, no human can, but since Xtra is not human, he can argue all he wants. I bring him in and he argues (maybe 'complains' might be a better word...) with you until you shoot him (to the net betterment of mankind) and are dragged away by the police.

My Hill!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:51 am

I am happy to lose the hill in such a circumstance.

1st chair flute · Post by **1st chair flute** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:29 am

while Mustard is in jail i kill you with a sniper and run up the unclaimed hill

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:31 am

I die

Nobody's hill

Steel Panzer · Post by **Steel Panzer** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:22 pm

hello i'm NOBODY!

my hill

1st chair flute · Post by **1st chair flute** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:42 pm

i kill nobody
1st chair flutes HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:58 pm

I shove a stick of dynamite in your supper.

You blow up & My Hill!!