Autofelatio. Is it gay?

[BigBallinStalin]

It's definitely homosexual. So is giving yourself a handjob. You're sucking/touching a dick. Get over it.

Eventually, people will stop being stupid and break away from the homosexual-heterosexual dichotomy so that they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

[Dukasaur]

It's definitely homosexual. So is giving yourself a handjob. You're sucking/touching a dick. Get over it.

Eventually, people will stop being stupid and break away from the homosexual-heterosexual dichotomy so that they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

I believe the proper term would be fewer constraints.

[BigBallinStalin]

It's definitely homosexual. So is giving yourself a handjob. You're sucking/touching a dick. Get over it.

Eventually, people will stop being stupid and break away from the homosexual-heterosexual dichotomy so that they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

I believe the proper term would be fewer constraints.

[mrswdk]

Sibling bath time is one of the best things about childhood. The joyful, naive experimentation is so enriching.

[mrswdk]

Sibling bath time is one of the best things about childhood. Such joyous, naive experimentation.

[2dimes]

GI Joe goes swimming in the water...

[Symmetry]

The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

Thank god somebody around here pays attention to such things!

suifellatio doesn't exist in latin. The common substantive to describe something related to ourselves is auto. Adding substantives in any modern expression in anglo saxon or latin language results in the usage of greek terms, not latin.

Look up the difference between mono and uni.

Spoiler alert: you use Greek prefixes with Greek suffixes and Latin prefixes with Latin suffixes.

I'm a little curious how you refer to televisions and telephones.

[oVo]

Get over it [...] they can f*ck whoever while facing less constraints.

Some people prefer more restraints.

[Anarkistsdream]

So glad this topic picked back up...

[Serbia]

So have we come to an answer yet?

Bollocks.

[Army of GOD]

The OP, on the other hand, should be suifellatio, since "fellatio" is Latin.

Thank god somebody around here pays attention to such things!

suifellatio doesn't exist in latin. The common substantive to describe something related to ourselves is auto. Adding substantives in any modern expression in anglo saxon or latin language results in the usage of greek terms, not latin.

Look up the difference between mono and uni.

Spoiler alert: you use Greek prefixes with Greek suffixes and Latin prefixes with Latin suffixes.

I'm a little curious how you refer to televisions and telephones.

Tele and phone are both Greek, so f*ck you.


lrn2etymonline

[saxitoxin]

So have we come to an answer yet?

Will someone please answer the #$@&ing question? Serbia only has until Friday to decide whether he should enroll in that yoga class at the Auburn Hills community center or not.

[thegreekdog]

Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.

[nietzsche]

Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.

Greek women have fat legs. They look very good in some, completely ridiculous in others.

[betiko]

So have we come to an answer yet?

Will someone please answer the #$@&ing question? Serbia only has until Friday to decide whether he should enroll in that yoga class at the Auburn Hills community center or not.

I still don t know if serbia is attached to a siamese brother and/or sister to answer this question!

[2dimes]

If you hate gays, or you just have a reputation to worry about, but you still really want to blow yourself, you could just keep it a secret. You know, wait until after class to whip it out, try not to do it in public places such as, riding on the bus, that sort of thing.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-lpjz42 ... _flashing/

Oh I guess I should alert people about the foul language in that clip. In case you're thinking of watching it in public like at work.

[saxitoxin]

try not to do it in public places such as, riding on the bus, that sort of thing.

Symmetry has previously mentioned he doesn't drive. What is he supposed to do if the bus is off-limits?

Maybe try not to just think of yourself when you come up with these rules, 2dimes. Thanks.

[jimboston]

Would you swallow?

[thegreekdog]

Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.

Greek women have fat legs. They look very good in some, completely ridiculous in others.

I'm fairly certain once a Greek woman hits 35 or has children (whichever comes first), everything below the waist becomes fat.

[betiko]

Greeks and Latins are easily confused. Nietzsche is often mistaken for a Greek tax attorney. I'm often mistaken for a Mexican womanizer.

Greek women have fat legs. They look very good in some, completely ridiculous in others.

I'm fairly certain once a Greek woman hits 35 or has children (whichever comes first), everything below the waist becomes fat.

you re insulting your own mama.


I think I have an answer to the question by the way: if you're flexible enough to suck your own dick, you are either a gymanst or a ballet dancer. Therefore, people, draw your own conclusions. It's not the act, it's the trip to get to the act!

[betiko]

another interesting answer:

are ou a cerebral person or a sexually obsessed person?

if you are cerebral, you are actually a head performing a blow job. therefore you are gay.
If you are a sex addict, you are actually a dick getting sucked. this has nothing to do with being gay.

[2dimes]

So? In France as long as you're the pitcher, not gay!

[betiko]

So? In France as long as you're the pitcher, not gay!

your penis can't see or think of what he's doing. the head can!!!

[2dimes]

Ok if I'm in need of some hot gay denial man sex I'll keep you in mind. Until then I guess we could stick with trying out that fancy looking expensive lamb burger and riding public transit.