Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- merch313

by **safariguy5** on Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:28 pm

For the 107th edition of the CC Newsletter, Tournament Director and longtime clan veteran merch313 will be interviewed. Ask away!

by **cowboyz** on Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:44 pm

Any regrets after you took the plunge going from pre-op to post-op?

What's one thing that you have in common with Hitler?

What thoughts go through your head when you hear a banjo being played?

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:34 pm

Have you killed anyone? Why or why not?

by **EBConquer** on Sun Oct 27, 2013 1:57 pm

- We've noticed you've been super tough lately. Is this because you're a renown graphics artist?

- With most people, being a baller in an online community usually takes work, how easy is this for you and how would you recommend the newbs to proceed in this lifestyle?

- Who's the "weirdest" person in your great clan? And why?

- If you could only have one chance to say one thing to our mothers... what would it be?

by **iAmCaffeine** on Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:10 am

Best and worst things about being in KoRT?

Who is your favourite KoRT lady? No cheap answers saying you love them all.

Which clan would you most like to beat in a war?

Are there any clans you wouldn't want to war against?

What's your favourite animal and why?

by **Shannon Apple** on Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:31 pm

- What is your biggest pet peeve? Something that annoys you, but shouldn't.

- If you could ban someone from CC, who would it be?

- Based on Dukasaur's question... (lol) Where would you hide the body if there was one?

- What do you think about when you see a Cowboyz post?

- What is your best and worst attributes?

by **perchorin** on Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:23 am

Exactly how deep does your love for JaneAustin go, and can you answer in the form of BeeGee's song titles only please?
Also, what kind of dirt does Swifte have on you that you let him win so many of your tournaments?

by **Ace Rimmer** on Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:12 am

Ass or breast man?

If you could make one change to the tournament scene, what would it be?

How much would it cost me for you to share the pic of Shannon Apple from the KoRT forum?

by **safariguy5** on Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:46 pm

What are your thoughts on Tiger Woods? Where does he rank on the list of all time golf greats? Will he beat the Majors record?

by **Dukasaur** on Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:35 pm

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

by **sempaispellcheck** on Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:26 am

Dukasaur wrote:What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the capital of Assyria? :lol:

More seriously, why do you run so many double elimination tourneys? What is it that you like so much about that format?

If you were to had to run a series of non-DE tourneys, what kind of tourneys would you use?

Name one tournament format you would never want to run.

sempai

by **Mageplunka69** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:46 am

what makes you so awesome ?
do you ever think u will shave the beard ?
how many cc hotties have u ACTUALLY slept with?
why wont you play anymore ass games with me haha

by **cowboyz** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 2:49 pm

Mageplunka69 wrote:why wont you play anymore ass games with me haha

Back off plunka...merch is my bitch!

by **Dukasaur** on Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:29 pm

cowboyz wrote:
Mageplunka69 wrote:why wont you play anymore ass games with me haha

Back off plunka...merch is my bitch!

Is that a question or more of an answer?

Is there any justice in the universe?

Is there any justice on CC?

Is there any justice in the Justice League?

If you were a submarine commander, what famous warship would you most want to torpedo?

If you could drive a Formula 1 race car just once, which race would you like to run?

If you could go back in time and bang Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot, and Marlene Dietrich, all at their peak, which one would you pick?

Grand Marnier or Triple Sec?

Lennon or McCartney?

Coney fries or chili dogs?