Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- chapcrap

[safariguy5]

For the 104th edition of the CC Newsletter, Tournament Director chapcrap will be interviewed. Ask away!

[betiko]

Chap I've always wondered what the hell does your avatar represents?

[Dukasaur]

I'm more curious about what your name represents? Are you a chap who's always in crap?

[safariguy5]

How would you rate yourself as a mafia player from a scale of 1-10?

Favorite mafia game?

Favorite mafia role?

[HardAttack]

what is your favorite destination for holiday ?

[smegal69]

how much time do you spend on CC?

Am I on your Foe list?

What made you go out there and start your own clan?

[Dukasaur]

What was the first thing you ever did better than your classmates?

[IcePack]

1-10, 1 being awesome and 10 being super awesome...how awesome would you say I am?
the Fallen?
Happyfeet?

[mcshanester29]

How do you put up with icepack?

What is one of your favorite parts of being a TD? Least favorite?

Who is your favorite TD to work with? (ahem)

How do you like being a leader of a clan? What is your favorite part of the the clan world?

[JaneAusten]

1-10, 1 being awesome and 10 being super awesome...how awesome would you say I am?
the Fallen?
Happyfeet?

Regarding IcePack, don't worry, you can use negative numbers.


Fave thing bout being a leader of The Fallen ?

Worst thing bout being a leader of The Fallen ?

Fave tourney you've ran ?

Fave tourney you've played it ?

[IcePack]

How many medals is enough ?
Whats the highest number of games you've had going at once?

[Ace Rimmer]

Do you still like flour?

Ass or breast man?

Do you feel optimistic or pessimistic about the future of CC?

[greenoaks]

Is there any team you don't want to be a mod for?

[Dukasaur]

from our facebook page:

If you were playing quads and you had to choose your three teammates so that one was from the muppets, one from the seven dwarves, and one from Lightning McQueen's pit crew, who would you choose?

You're in the middle of a game when Mikey Mouse shows up for dinner. What vegetable do you serve?

[iAmCaffeine]

Who is Mikey Mouse? Is he Mickey Mouse's nemesis?

What is your opinion on the story of Rapunzel?

Would you prefer a girl with one breast or one arse cheek?

How much crap would a chapcrap chap if a chapcrap could chap crap?

[IcePack]

If you could live one day over again, which would it be?
If you had to change your name onsite, what would your new name be?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If you could challenge another member of CC to a fist fight soley based on your impression of them on the site, who would you pick and why?

[NoSurvivors]

How does it feel to be king of all things freestyle? (Referring to

F you all. I'm the best ever.

in this thread: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=192473)

[Dukasaur]

How often do you read the Dispatch?

[chapcrap]

Please tell us your thoughts on the St. Louis Cardinals.

[Dukasaur]

Yes, why was Whitey Herzog the smartest man on earth?

When he dies, will they make extracts from his brain and sell them?

[agentcom]

Iamcaffeine has it wrong. The correct question is:

How much chap would a chapcrap crap if a chapcrap could crap chap?

[agentcom]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you kill a man?

What was your third favorite experience from the ages 12 to 17.5?

[Metsfanmax]

Who is your favorite former Suggestions Team Leader that is not TFO?

[IcePack]

What's changed in the TPA under your direction?

How often do you beat your wife? (on CC...)
Will your now/future children play CC? How long will you play nice until you crush them?

[iAmCaffeine]

Iamcaffeine has it wrong. The correct question is:

How much chap would a chapcrap crap if a chapcrap could crap chap?

Yeah, what he said.