The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

by **jiminski** on Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:16 pm

chapcrap wrote:
friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.

It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!

by **skillfull** on Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:13 pm

jiminski wrote:
chapcrap wrote:
friendly1 wrote:TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.

It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!

hehe

by **friendly1** on Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:42 am

In the eyes of a monki the world is a gem. We celebrate our laziness and camaraderie within a group of no kings or peasants but warriors all. Our mirth is reserved looking in from the outside but once through the hourglass you are enveloped in the surrounding joy and humor. Our wrath is subtle, and rarely openly delivered. It never dissipates, it never disappears.

And battle! Slow to rouse, we are a rock atop a mountain. Pushed over the edge our strength and velocity is slight in its origin but grows... and gains and grows, a thunder of monki's singly focused - BATTLE!

We honor those who stand against us. We honor those who have fallen; we honor those who have left us prone. We honor those who are no more and those yet to come. We shall never honor those who cross the line, whose deeds are unforgiven. You are rare; exceptional in your ability to give offense. You are not welcome, you are remembered.

We encourage those friends who would join us. The road is long. There are trials. None are excepted. Many are rejected. Not all can be Monki's, not all would choose to be. For those who are, we await you.

by **skillfull** on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:20 am

friendly1 wrote:In the eyes of a monki the world is a gem. We celebrate our laziness and camaraderie within a group of no kings or peasants but warriors all. Our mirth is reserved looking in from the outside but once through the hourglass you are enveloped in the surrounding joy and humor. Our wrath is subtle, and rarely openly delivered. It never dissipates, it never disappears.

And battle! Slow to rouse, we are a rock atop a mountain. Pushed over the edge our strength and velocity is slight in its origin but grows... and gains and grows, a thunder of monki's singly focused - BATTLE!

We honor those who stand against us. We honor those who have fallen; we honor those who have left us prone. We honor those who are no more and those yet to come. We shall never honor those who cross the line, whose deeds are unforgiven. You are rare; exceptional in your ability to give offense. You are not welcome, you are remembered.

We encourage those friends who would join us. The road is long. There are trials. None are excepted. Many are rejected. Not all can be Monki's, not all would choose to be. For those who are, we await you.

by **LewisJB3** on Tue Jan 07, 2014 10:50 pm

Good day TSM. I joined Conquer Club years ago and have recently returned to active gaming. I enjoy spanking and bananas. For as it says in the BOMB (Book Of Monkey Behavior) - "Bananas are good for potassium and causing enemies to fall over." Translated by Google And elsewhere, it is written - "An enemy on the ground is easier to spank." Translated by Google

Anyway, may I join your group?

by **laughingcavalier** on Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:09 pm

LewisJB3 wrote:Good day TSM. I joined Conquer Club years ago and have recently returned to active gaming. I enjoy spanking and bananas. For as it says in the BOMB (Book Of Monkey Behavior) - "Bananas are good for potassium and causing enemies to fall over." Translated by Google And elsewhere, it is written - "An enemy on the ground is easier to spank." Translated by Google

Anyway, may I join your group?

Well LewisJB you seem to have a monki-like spirit and I don't know if you have given up on us after all these weeks but I'll send you a pm and let's see where we get to.

by **tankgirl99** on Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:50 am

Hi, I was wondering if I could join you guys?

by **jiminski** on Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:51 am

tankgirl99 wrote:Hi, I was wondering if I could join you guys?

Hello there, is tankgirl your favourite film or are you a female who works with armoured combat vehicles?
- remember, there may not be a correct answer

by **tankgirl99** on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:01 pm

Neither, my boyfriend loves the film and compares me to her sometimes so seemed apt.

by **jiminski** on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:03 pm

tankgirl99 wrote:Neither, my boyfriend loves the film and compares me to her sometimes so seemed apt.

heheh that was the correct answer!

Ok 99, i've posted in our forum and we'll have a chat. I'll get back to you.. if i don't please give me a nudge... I am highly unreliable!

by **tankgirl99** on Sun Feb 09, 2014 12:07 pm

Haha, cool cheers.

by **WElRDLY** on Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:11 pm

I would like to join the clan. I can't say I'm an exceptional player, often reckless and on a rampage. Monkey like, from Toronto, Canada. If you accept me then choose to banish me, I will try and not puke banana at you all.. or toss my primate feces.

by **laughingcavalier** on Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:38 pm

jiminski wrote:
tankgirl99 wrote:Neither, my boyfriend loves the film and compares me to her sometimes so seemed apt.

heheh that was the correct answer!

Ok 99, i've posted in our forum and we'll have a chat. I'll get back to you.. if i don't please give me a nudge... I am highly unreliable!

He is unreliable even by monki standards which is saying something. I wonder what is up - I'll go see....

by **laughingcavalier** on Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:40 pm

WElRDLY wrote:I would like to join the clan. I can't say I'm an exceptional player, often reckless and on a rampage. Monkey like, from Toronto, Canada. If you accept me then choose to banish me, I will try and not puke banana at you all.. or toss my primate feces.

Nicely said WEIRDLY and thanks for thinking of us but I'm afraid with a score under 1000 and a 4.7 rating we couldn't really consider you for membership.

by **merch313** on Tue May 13, 2014 1:51 am

Hola monkies are you guys still recruiting?

by **laughingcavalier** on Fri May 16, 2014 1:08 am

PM will be sent

by **friendly1** on Sat Sep 27, 2014 5:43 pm

And the swing through the tree's carries on.

Always on the lookout for more monkies, let us know if you are interested in joining up.

by **friendly1** on Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:12 pm

Soo a sad couple of months for the monkeys, many of the old guard are retiring or have retired from Conquer Club after several years of playing together

We are actively on the lookout for some young guns to fill open spots, ideally we like a roster of about 20 active players. We have a solId core of 15 right now, so if any players are interested in trying the primate side of CC post here, shoot us a pm, throw a banana at one of us... whatever works

by **owenshooter** on Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:40 am

jiminski wrote:It is the destiny of some to become banana flavoured monki-poop.... don't knock it till you've tried Chap!

i was just about to beg my way into this bunch... but hang on, i have to try your banana flavoured monki-POP to get in? hmmm.. not sure...-Jésus noir

by **RiskTycoon** on Tue Nov 25, 2014 4:49 am

We are looking to fill some spots with well qualified applicants.

if you've ever considered joining a clan and want some great folks to play alongside with
then send us a PM!