Help create a phsycological profile test for wanna-be MODs

[Juan_Bottom]

(1) Justin Timberlake:

• a. is a talented artist
  b. is someone to emulate
  c. warms b*tches up for me in the club
  d. is someone I want to take me from behind

[Metsfanmax]

All of the above?

[Dukasaur]

Is someone's ejaculatory duct obstructed?

[Juan_Bottom]

Jeff has a bad reputation on Conquer Club but you've never met him before. What do you do?

• a. Ask the Mod team about his past offenses.
  b. Form my own independent judgements about his character after reading all of his posts.
  c. I don't have to worry about him unless he gets reported for something. Then I follow the written procedures for case resolution.
  d. Automatically escalate his next punishment to a 6 month ban so I don't have to deal with his bullshit.

[Juan_Bottom]

(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

• a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
  b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
  c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
  d. Hit that f*cker.

[Maugena]

a. Gets off to watching Triumph of a Heart by Bjork

[Funkyterrance]

(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

• a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
  b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
  c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
  d. Hit that f*cker.

If the person does not answer "C" on this field they are for certain not "wannabe mod" material.

[BigBallinStalin]

a. Gets off to watching Triumph of a Heart by Bjork

[macbone]

(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

• a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
  b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
  c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
  d. Hit that f*cker.

If the person does not answer "C" on this field they are for certain not "wannabe mod" material.

Man, I really miss driving to work. Some days it'd just be me, the open road, the sun and the trees, and a couple of deer for miles. I'd flip between Paul Finebaum and All Things Considered, depending on commercial breaks, and sip a frosty Dew.

Then some dude would pass in a pick-up truck, and he'd wave, and I'd wave back.

Good times.

Now the commute home means squeezing onto a crowded bus that's standing room only, barely, or waiting on the side of the road for ten minutes or so for a mini-bus with an empty seat.

[Woodruff]

Man, I really miss driving to work. Some days it'd just be me, the open road, the sun and the trees, and a couple of deer for miles. I'd flip between Paul Finebaum and All Things Considered, depending on commercial breaks, and sip a frosty Dew.

Then some dude would pass in a pick-up truck, and he'd wave, and I'd wave back.

Good times.

Now the commute home means squeezing onto a crowded bus that's standing room only, barely, or waiting on the side of the road for ten minutes or so for a mini-bus with an empty seat.

I HATE driving. With a passion. I live two houses from the school, and I thank my lucky stars every day for it.

Except those days when the cadets inevitably stop by to hang out. Then I typically wish I lived a couple of miles away. <laughing>

[Dukasaur]

(3) While driving home after work (modding) you spot an injured turtle slowly crossing the road. What do you do:

• a. Nothing, it's dangerous to get out of your vehicle on a busy roadway.
  b. Stop the car, light up the vehicle's emergency flashers, and allow the turtle to safely cross the road.
  c. Stop the car, pick up the turtle, and deliver it to an animal rescue center.
  d. Hit that f*cker.

Stop the car, pick up the turtle, bring it home to the wife and say, "I got dinner. You cook it!"

[notyou2]

C, D, D