[CC4] KORT vs AKA 29-12 - Final 7/16

[iAmCaffeine]

Why say something you can't possibly prove? You just keep backing up my point. Thank you.

[eddie2]

Lol when did i report you shannon?

I never reported you. I did have a arguement with nicky leehar because i did not like the fact she said you had told me personally. Which you did not and didnt have 2.but where did you post this so called comment in a game chat where you new that i had foed you. So even if i did want to open a post to read,i did not have that option.because you done it in a place you new i would not see. And you were having a laugh about it in live chat that i would report, when obviously that is what you were aiming for. because the players playing for you did not post the required chat of anon" sitting for shannon until sunday".and like you said it is not your job to tell me but it is your job to make sure the players in your game are told..but like i said i posted it in this thread on behalf of kort because your leader would not do it to prevent any trouble of players not posting the correct thing, that as the rules are written they are requested to do.. and through this you have also made a clan mod look stupid because they took you for your word that you had told me. which like i said you had not...

And when you actually look back at kort and aka wars as a whole whos threads get locked the most, i don't think aka have had 1 locked(apart from this one). Kort have had several. same as i am 1 person you are what is it 4 or 5 of you directing towards 1. was this your whole game plan from the start because bruce did not manage to get me banned when he tried to about the whole set up of this war... This is something i am seriously thinking is what it is all about because of the following..
1)you put a organizer for this war who will not talk about things or even finalize the war details.(it was fishydance who sent me a pm appologising for having to tell me about no increase in trench)
2)he runs late on first exchange date and didnt even post the exchange dates in thread..(this one both clans were late.)
3) continues to run late with every other exchange.
4) still wont talk things over .
So sorry yes i am guilty of some of the happenings but so are kort for not swapping bruce from the organizer position when he was causing all this trouble he was head cd so he new this stuff would start me off, So instead of being civil and talk he decides to ignore and push every rule he could to the max..

so that is my final word on all of this. because frankly kort disgust me, and it is about time someone puts a stop to how you treat other clans you face, with all your baiting trolling and flaming like you want to call it....

[#1_stunna]

LOCKED

its not locked,, look i can post

Shit!!

Everybody go home!

qwert figured out the thread wasnt locked.

I will now LOCK this thread.

[MoB Deadly]

Given the tension in this thread I must say I mean this in the most joking way possible!

I know what flaming is and what I said didn't even come close to it. Thanks. I have been around the internet longer than you have.

Now you're foed too. Cya.

[Nicky15]

OK OK, My pencil has run out, so I can't draw another line

Everything that could be said has been said.

This thread was so much more fun with poems !

Lets have a contest. The Best/Funniest Poem gets a General Achievement Medal. I will leave it a few days then add a poll to the thread so everyone can vote. Most votes wins ! Do your worst !

Must be KoRT/AKA related, and lets try and keep it fun

Entries so far

eddie and josko, sitting in a tree...
f- l -a- m- i- n- g

eddie and josko, sitting in a tree...
f l a m i n g

first comes words,
then comes memes,
then comes a CD
by the name of cheme!

Eddie2 he's full of poo
Bruceswar, what a bore
Kort are good
and win they should
so Eddie will end up in goo

There was a young woman in KoRT,
English grammar was all that she thought,
Then along came a rude coffee,
Who said her commas where a bit offy,
And suggested an Oxford dictionary she bought.

There was a young man called josko.ri,
Who sadly had nothing from which he could pee,
Looking for a way for the problem to be solved,
eddie2 popped his head up & got involved,
And now young josko has a rather large william.

Patrick thought our strat was weird,
thought poor Jane might have a beard,
eliminated in turn seven,
now his dice watch on from heaven.

Patrick called poor Jane a man,
eddie gave a round two ban,
Patrick thought he was the star,
Now he watches from afar.

everyone thought kort were best
bruce leading from the west
aka putting to the test
everyone looking in jest
while aka turn out best

Kort is tough but eddie's twisted
Bruce's leadership seems limp wristed
Fishy's diplomacy comes into play
eddie's starstruck come what may
Tension mounts as battles unfurl
for eddie it's a case of 'chase the gurl'
Kort edges ahead, goading aint we grand
but Eddie searches Jersey' beaches
For the lay of the land...
:

Poems in English are hard,
I can't think of anything but fart
Easy to see it isn't my native language
Makes it more of a challenge

Just 2 more lines for fun
Trying to make an unbearable pun
This makes no sense at all,
but AKA will fall.

Josko's posted several times,
Where is Dako to reply?

Chariot's our clan historian
Reviving names from past war's carrion

Danryan's posts are all the same
"Why is it you are all so lame?"

NiMic's my favorite poster here
Day by day, and year by year

Freak and hard like pics and vids
But all like boobs, no more needs said!

Fishy is a patient saint
Dealing calm and jaffa cakes

There once was a man from Jersey
Always in controversy
He tried to win games
And to ignore the flames
Soon he will beg for mercy

well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible.

BGthebrain say topic its locked
qwert are mocked

nicky15 want poems to be funny
eddie head are sunny

1 stunna say shit
KORT and AKA match will be big hit

------------------------------------
its sound like haiku? maybe?

Yo dawg, I heard you like poems so haiku.

Knights of round table
always kicking ass tofu
did I miss anyone

Who can do better ?

[niMic]

was this your whole game plan from the start because bruce did not manage to get me banned when he tried to about the whole set up of this war... This is something i am seriously thinking is what it is all about

You've been trying to get forfeits for the entirety of the war, and have continued to do so after CD's have told you to stop wasting their time. The truth is you think too highly of yourself, you're just not that important. We don't need to get anyone banned to win this war.

Edit: sorry Nicky, didn't see your post/line

[BGtheBrain]

There once was a man from Jersey
Always in controversy
He tried to win games
And to ignore the flames
Soon he will beg for mercy

[Qwert]

well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible.

BGthebrain say topic its locked
qwert are mocked

nicky15 want poems to be funny
eddie head are sunny

1 stunna say shit
KORT and AKA match will be big hit

------------------------------------
its sound like haiku? maybe?

[niMic]

If you don't make that into a youtube video I will be supremely disappointed, qwert.

[danryan]

Yo dawg, I heard you like poems so haiku.

Knights of round table
always kicking ass tofu
did I miss anyone

[Foxglove]

You missed this one, nicky!

(Though I know the answer to my first question now - Dako is on a holiday.)

Josko's posted several times,
Where is Dako to reply?

Chariot's our clan historian
Reviving names from past war's carrion

Danryan's posts are all the same
"Why is it you are all so lame?"

NiMic's my favorite poster here
Day by day, and year by year

Freak and hard like pics and vids
But all like boobs, no more needs said!

Fishy is a patient saint
Dealing calm and jaffa cakes

[Nicky15]

You missed this one, nicky!

(Though I know the answer to my first question now - Dako is on a holiday.)

Josko's posted several times,
Where is Dako to reply?

Chariot's our clan historian
Reviving names from past war's carrion

Danryan's posts are all the same
"Why is it you are all so lame?"

NiMic's my favorite poster here
Day by day, and year by year

Freak and hard like pics and vids
But all like boobs, no more needs said!

Fishy is a patient saint
Dealing calm and jaffa cakes

Sorry Foxy ! did i miss any others ?

[NoSurvivors]

Roses are red
Violets are.. violet..
I suck at poetry,
KORT is kicking ass! (#winning)

[jackal31]

Ode to a Jaffa Cake.

In the morning I think of thee
Whilst playing on CC
I have a fascination for three
With my cup of coffee.

[Lindax]

Knights of the Round Table
If only they were able
to always kick ass
They would get a free pass
To the top of the ranking

If only eddie could stop yanking
everybody's chain
He would have more to gain
by concentrating on playing
And perhaps do some slaying

[Shannon Apple]

Given the tension in this thread I must say I mean this in the most joking way possible!

I know what flaming is and what I said didn't even come close to it. Thanks. I have been around the internet longer than you have.

Now you're foed too. Cya.

If he is really 20, then it would not be hard to be around the internet longer than him

[niMic]

Shannon, stop lying. We know you didn't have internet in Ireland until ~2003.

[Nicky15]

OK OK, My pencil has run out, so I can't draw another line

Everything that could be said has been said.

This thread was so much more fun with poems !

Lets have a contest. The Best/Funniest Poem gets a General Achievement Medal. I will leave it a few days then add a poll to the thread so everyone can vote. Most votes wins ! Do your worst !

Must be KoRT/AKA related, and lets try and keep it fun

Entries so far

eddie and josko, sitting in a tree...
f- l -a- m- i- n- g

eddie and josko, sitting in a tree...
f l a m i n g

first comes words,
then comes memes,
then comes a CD
by the name of cheme!

Eddie2 he's full of poo
Bruceswar, what a bore
Kort are good
and win they should
so Eddie will end up in goo

There was a young woman in KoRT,
English grammar was all that she thought,
Then along came a rude coffee,
Who said her commas where a bit offy,
And suggested an Oxford dictionary she bought.

There was a young man called josko.ri,
Who sadly had nothing from which he could pee,
Looking for a way for the problem to be solved,
eddie2 popped his head up & got involved,
And now young josko has a rather large william.

Patrick thought our strat was weird,
thought poor Jane might have a beard,
eliminated in turn seven,
now his dice watch on from heaven.

Patrick called poor Jane a man,
eddie gave a round two ban,
Patrick thought he was the star,
Now he watches from afar.

everyone thought kort were best
bruce leading from the west
aka putting to the test
everyone looking in jest
while aka turn out best

Kort is tough but eddie's twisted
Bruce's leadership seems limp wristed
Fishy's diplomacy comes into play
eddie's starstruck come what may
Tension mounts as battles unfurl
for eddie it's a case of 'chase the gurl'
Kort edges ahead, goading aint we grand
but Eddie searches Jersey' beaches
For the lay of the land...
:

Poems in English are hard,
I can't think of anything but fart
Easy to see it isn't my native language
Makes it more of a challenge

Just 2 more lines for fun
Trying to make an unbearable pun
This makes no sense at all,
but AKA will fall.

Josko's posted several times,
Where is Dako to reply?

Chariot's our clan historian
Reviving names from past war's carrion

Danryan's posts are all the same
"Why is it you are all so lame?"

NiMic's my favorite poster here
Day by day, and year by year

Freak and hard like pics and vids
But all like boobs, no more needs said!

Fishy is a patient saint
Dealing calm and jaffa cakes

There once was a man from Jersey
Always in controversy
He tried to win games
And to ignore the flames
Soon he will beg for mercy

well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible.

BGthebrain say topic its locked
qwert are mocked

nicky15 want poems to be funny
eddie head are sunny

1 stunna say shit
KORT and AKA match will be big hit

------------------------------------
its sound like haiku? maybe?

Yo dawg, I heard you like poems so haiku.

Knights of round table
always kicking ass tofu

Roses are red
Violets are.. violet..
I suck at poetry,
KORT is kicking ass! (#winning)

Ode to a Jaffa Cake.

In the morning I think of thee
Whilst playing on CC
I have a fascination for three
With my cup of coffee.

Knights of the Round Table
If only they were able
to always kick ass
They would get a free pass
To the top of the ranking

If only eddie could stop yanking
everybody's chain
He would have more to gain
by concentrating on playing
And perhaps do some slaying

did I miss anyone


Who can do better ?

[cowboyz]

Cows nave nipples
Cows kick ass
Milk me Eddie
*************

Edit Nicky15

[niMic]

Disclaimer: that is not cowboyz baiting, that is cowboyz being cowboyz.

[eddie2]

Cows nave nipples
Cows kick ass
Milk me Eddie
**************

not only a bait /flame but also a homophobic sler.. reported

[cowboyz]

Disclaimer: that is not cowboyz baiting, that is cowboyz being cowboyz.

I get your vote for best poem then?

Cows nave nipples
Cows kick ass
Milk me Eddie
************

not only a bait /flame but also a homophobic sler.. reported

It's just a poem... what you have against golf balls? How is that homophobic? I love gays

[finchboy]

There was was a young chap from Camelot
Who thought it was jolly to flame-a-lot
It was all going great
'til the temptation to bait
Overcame a young lady who foed-a-lot


F

[Nicky15]

Disclaimer: that is not cowboyz baiting, that is cowboyz being cowboyz.

I get your vote for best poem then?

Cows nave nipples
Cows kick ass
Milk me Eddie
*******************

not only a bait /flame but also a homophobic sler.. reported

It's just a poem... what you have against golf balls? How is that homophobic? I love gays

Sorry cowboyz, perhaps a little too open to misinterpretation. Besides, Golf is way off topic

[cowboyz]

Sorry cowboyz, perhaps a little too open to misinterpretation. Besides, Golf is way off topic

Fair enough Nicky
I'll make it more relevant

Cows nave nipples
Cows kick ass
Milk me Eddie
I want to put my dice in your mouth