The Spanking Monkeys [Selective Recruiting]

[Georgerx7di]

obvi

lol, what's up bud, you up for a game or two?

[chapcrap]

You guys should probably recruit this guy: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=477464

[malevolous]

Wouldn't he be more of their nemesis?

[chapcrap]

Wouldn't he be more of their nemesis?

Touché

[laughingcavalier]

You guys should probably recruit this guy: https://www.conquerclub.com/forum/membe ... e&u=477464

LOL
Sorry no need - Clapper has that job already

[Georgerx7di]

LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P

[chapcrap]

LC, a lot of other clans are using "very selective" in their titles. Can we change ours to "very very selective"? : P

One upping the competition, huh?

I would just go with Super Ultra Selective

[TheMissionary]

Primitive Apes Only!

[perchorin]

How about "Double Secret Selective"?

[skillfull]

"We have unfinished business. " Shall we change it and do it"We had unfinished business but we took care of it!"?????

[jalen45]

remove clapper from the first post.

[clapper011]

remove clapper from the first post.

um thanks for the reminder!

[laughingcavalier]

Bye Claps! Not queen of the monkeys any more but a bandit queen.
I updated the first post and took out "very" from the title to show how serious we are.
Yeah.

[Georgerx7di]

Can we go with "seriously hyper-selective recruiting" with some sort of serious emoticon to go along with it, like

[happy2seeyou]

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

[laughingcavalier]

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks.

[happy2seeyou]

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks.

That's not what I heard...

[laughingcavalier]

How about you change it to "looking for a huge banana"

We all have huge bananas already thanks.

That's not what I heard...

Claps seemed to enjoy the bananas when she was with us.

[trapyoung]

hence clap

[clapper011]

hence clap

[laughingcavalier]

Belated welcome back to Blind Date, an old monki who has campaigned with us again right through the League.
We'vd got a few spots on our roster for quality players....

[CaptainMoo]

Hi There,

I would like to apply. I have returned to the site about 6 weeks ago but used to play all the time, started 2006. I have played a lot, over 10k games, i do have a low win percentage but i put that down to trying to play when drunk (wouldn't play clan games when on the monkey juice lol), freestyle (used to have a poor computer so that never went well) and i also enjoy speed assassin games which are sometimes just about luck.

I haven't been in a clan before but i think i would enjoy it. Would like to play some regular team games with the same bunch of people and i like the concept of clan versus clan and the friendly banter that goes with it.

So here i am applying. if you have any questions then jsut let me know.

P.S im working on getting my score back up to a more respectable level again so im leaving out the speed, assassin type games for now (unless they crop up in clan matches)

Thank You for your time.

[laughingcavalier]

Thanks Captainmoo - nice nick - PM sent

[friendly1]

Just a note - we are also recruitive selecting! TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

[chapcrap]

TSM is a very good home for any of you who are looking for a new one.

This is true unless you are a banana. Don't let them lure you if you are a banana.