Joke of the day

[jay_a2j]

A Muslim, a illegal immigrant and a communist walk into a bar.....


The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"

[whitestazn88]

A Muslim, a illegal immigrant and a communist walk into a bar.....


The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President"

ROTFLMFAO

[oVo]

The past, present and future all walked into a bar.
It was tense.

I was going to dress up as a Republican for Halloween,
but I couldn't get my head up my ass.

[warmonger1981]

What do you call a boxing buffalo ?? Mike Bison.. What did Lassie the dog change her name to when she went Pro Boxig?? Mohamed Collie

[Army of GOD]

A Frenchman, the number 4 and a plastic kazoo walk into a bar...

the bartender looks at them and says "I've fucked seven cats"

[CBlake]

What's yellow and tastes like a banana? .. A banana

[oVo]

What's invisible and smells like bananas? a monkey fart

[jonesthecurl]

A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

[whitestazn88]

A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

[Army of GOD]

I'm pretty sure that guy's a Persian, not a Mexican

[cornpops]

what's black and slides down nelson's column?

[oVo]

A creationist, an idiot, and a man with no sense of humour walked into a bar...

The creationist asks, "Hey man, do you think this is funny?" and the other guy replies, "Not at all, but what do I know? I'm an idiot."

[jonesthecurl]

There IS no other guy. Duh, that's the point of both jokes.

[whitestazn88]

There IS no other guy. Duh, that's the point of both jokes.