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CreepersWiener
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Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Mexican Papaya...the BEST!
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
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CreepersWiener
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ManBungalow wrote:LIKE A BOSS
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
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i wonder if there is anything in creeper's life other than masturbating all day, because it really seems like it's the only thing going through his mind in this forum. I really hope for him he's only 13 and disovering his penis. At least his username and avatar are well chosen.
do you look somewhat like this?
do you look somewhat like this?
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CreepersWiener
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Not really, CBlake is.2dimes wrote:What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.
CBlake wrote:
I just stuck my d*ck in a bowl of mashed potatoes it felt so good I made my own gravy
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
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Army of GOD
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The Octopus on the head technique, gets ya every time
dcowboys055 wrote:The alaska PD pwned you brian.
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Phatscotty
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.
It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
27% of people who read this will try it
It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
27% of people who read this will try it
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Phatscotty wrote:Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.
It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
27% of people who read this will try it
dcowboys055 wrote:The alaska PD pwned you brian.
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CreepersWiener
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread
DoomYoshi wrote:Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
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i heard the blokes in the bible rocked back and forth, with their penis between there ankles, while they watched their sheep
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With a half a liter of liquor in your system and some japanese midget porn.
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crispybits
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Hulk smash it!
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CreepersWiener
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Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!
crispybits wrote:Hulk smash it!
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
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I love you.CreepersWiener wrote:Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!
crispybits wrote:Hulk smash it!
2012-04-05 19:05:58 - Eagle Orion: For the record, my supposed irrationality has kept me in the game well enough. Just in rather bizaare fashion.
2012-04-05 19:06:28 - nathanmoore04: Look at your troop count...
2012-04-05 19:06:28 - nathanmoore04: Look at your troop count...
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Wow. The bible pales in comparison. This thread is now awesome.
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