You have been spending too much time around ron..Dancing Mustard wrote:Your mumdwightschrute wrote:hows the weather?
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This is true.... but ever such a short time is too much time, y'know?willis wrote:You have been spending too much time around ron..Dancing Mustard wrote:Your mumdwightschrute wrote:hows the weather?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
My scientific research has led to this conclusion:Dancing Mustard wrote:This is true.... but ever such a short time is too much time, y'know?willis wrote:You have been spending too much time around ron..Dancing Mustard wrote:Your mumdwightschrute wrote:hows the weather?
Spending 6.2224556677889 seconds is 6.2224556677889 too much.
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To be fair, I find Ron's random tirades quite funny; if only because I'm pretty sure he's just pretending to be an idiot to wind up everyone else in the 'Wars'. He's good for upsetting the little kids who are too stupid to understand the clever flames...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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At least support the side that's honest about their purpose...Syzygy wrote:I can't decide whether to support Spamalot or ASA.Iliad wrote:Sure. Hey can I be the quote spammer?Syzygy wrote:Attention, Knights of Spamalot.
Like there's any difference.
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Spamalot is much,much more powerful. Have you witnessed our wrath at anti-spamalot threads and other small threads? They were a big slaughter then 300Syzygy wrote:I can't decide whether to support Spamalot or ASA.Iliad wrote:Sure. Hey can I be the quote spammer?Syzygy wrote:Attention, Knights of Spamalot.
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Like there's any difference.
550th post!Syzygy go tohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6kd
It's a funny PG version of the 300 trailer
It's a funny PG version of the 300 trailer
The url contained a malformed video id.Iliad wrote:550th post!Syzygy go tohttp://youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6kd
It's a funny PG version of the 300 trailer
I thought he said Cape Town for a minute there.Iliad wrote:This is CAKETOWN!Syzygy wrote:BRUSH YOUR TEETH!Iliad wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k
How about this one?
Here's a whole bunch of SPARTA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xhjc7PPSnk&NR=1
oan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh oh oh oh
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicinem
Calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh oh oh oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Do do do do do
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Wow wow wow oh!
Do do do do do
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh oh oh oh
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicinem
Calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
P.C. Thirty-One said "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh oh oh oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Do do do do do
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Wow wow wow oh!
Do do do do do
No time for goodbye
He said, as he faded away
Don't put your life in someone's hands
They're bound to steal it away
Don't hide your mistakes
'Cause they'll find you, burn you
Then he said
If you want to get out alive
Oh oh, run for your life.
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life.
This is my last time
She said, as she faded away
It's hard to imagine
But one day you'll end up like me
Then she said
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for your life
If I stay, it won't be long
Till' I'm burning on the inside
If I go, I can only hope
That I'll make it to the other side
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for..
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for..
If I stay, it won't be long
Till' I'm burning on the inside
If I go, I can only hope
That I'll make it to the other side
If I stay, it won't be long
Till' I'm burning on the inside
If I go, and if I go
Burning on the inside
Burning on the inside
Burning on the inside
-X
He said, as he faded away
Don't put your life in someone's hands
They're bound to steal it away
Don't hide your mistakes
'Cause they'll find you, burn you
Then he said
If you want to get out alive
Oh oh, run for your life.
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life.
This is my last time
She said, as she faded away
It's hard to imagine
But one day you'll end up like me
Then she said
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for your life
If I stay, it won't be long
Till' I'm burning on the inside
If I go, I can only hope
That I'll make it to the other side
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive
Oh, oh run for..
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for your life
If you want to get out alive (If you want to get out alive)
Oh, oh run for..
If I stay, it won't be long
Till' I'm burning on the inside
If I go, I can only hope
That I'll make it to the other side
If I stay, it won't be long
Till' I'm burning on the inside
If I go, and if I go
Burning on the inside
Burning on the inside
Burning on the inside
-X
Hello, I know there’s someone out there
Who can understand
And who’s feeling the same way as me
I’m twenty-four and I’ve got everything to live for
But I know now that it wasn’t meant to be
’cause all has been lost and all has been won
And there’s nothing left for us to save
But now I know that I don’t want to be alone today
So if you find that you’ve been feeling just the same
Call me now it’s alright
It’s just the end of the world
You need a friend in the world
’cause you can’t hide
So call and I’ll get right back
If your intentions are pure
I’m seeking a friend for the end of the world
I’ve got a photograph, I’ll send it off today
And you will see that I am perfectly sane
Not for a lifetime or forever and a day
’cause we know now that just won’t be the case
There will be no commitment and no confessions
And no little secrets to keep
No little children or houses with roses
Just the end of the world and me
’cause all has been gone and all has been done
And there’s nothing left for us to say
But we could be together as they blow it all away
And we can share in every moment as it breaks
Call me now it’s alright
It’s just the end of the world
You need a friend in the world
’cause you can’t hide
So call and I’ll get right back
If your intentions are pure
I’m seeking a friend for the end of the world
Who can understand
And who’s feeling the same way as me
I’m twenty-four and I’ve got everything to live for
But I know now that it wasn’t meant to be
’cause all has been lost and all has been won
And there’s nothing left for us to save
But now I know that I don’t want to be alone today
So if you find that you’ve been feeling just the same
Call me now it’s alright
It’s just the end of the world
You need a friend in the world
’cause you can’t hide
So call and I’ll get right back
If your intentions are pure
I’m seeking a friend for the end of the world
I’ve got a photograph, I’ll send it off today
And you will see that I am perfectly sane
Not for a lifetime or forever and a day
’cause we know now that just won’t be the case
There will be no commitment and no confessions
And no little secrets to keep
No little children or houses with roses
Just the end of the world and me
’cause all has been gone and all has been done
And there’s nothing left for us to say
But we could be together as they blow it all away
And we can share in every moment as it breaks
Call me now it’s alright
It’s just the end of the world
You need a friend in the world
’cause you can’t hide
So call and I’ll get right back
If your intentions are pure
I’m seeking a friend for the end of the world



