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so what, i'm not beautiful nowVincent M wrote:Well guys I just wanted to say hi
because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that
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Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten
I give a rose
And my lovely Diddle I give cakediddle wrote:so what, i'm not beautiful nowVincent M wrote:Well guys I just wanted to say hi
because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that
...........................
Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten
I give a rose
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I yelled at it, that didn't work. I kicked it, and that didn't work. I was thinking about setting it on fire next...Vincent M wrote:FRY ITEhriggn wrote:W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!
TAKE IT DOWN NOW
urinate on it that always worksEhriggn wrote:I yelled at it, that didn't work. I kicked it, and that didn't work. I was thinking about setting it on fire next...Vincent M wrote:FRY ITEhriggn wrote:W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!
TAKE IT DOWN NOW
throw a cat at it, it doesn't work, but makes me feel greatEhriggn wrote:I yelled at it, that didn't work. I kicked it, and that didn't work. I was thinking about setting it on fire next...Vincent M wrote:FRY ITEhriggn wrote:W32.Myzor.fk is what the virus is called, and my old copy of Norton won't remove it, I think I need to reformate the damned thing now!
TAKE IT DOWN NOW
and to you Vincent, i give a my good friendVincent M wrote:And my lovely Diddle I give cakediddle wrote:so what, i'm not beautiful nowVincent M wrote:Well guys I just wanted to say hi
because tonight is the next podcast recording and I am def. going to say it will be the weirdest. People have said it is weird enough so we have to change that
...........................
Hello Diddle
and to my beautiful s.kitten
I give a rose
"The Spicy McHaggis Jig"
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
Re: 300 spamalot knights
Serbia wrote:Iliad wrote:Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.
I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?
you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you
forgot to flush, anyway, i didn't expect to be kissed?!?
Re: 300 spamalot knights
diddle wrote:Serbia wrote:Iliad wrote:Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.
I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?
you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you
And that's what got me kicked, a lack of idiocy
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Re: 300 spamalot knights
Iliad wrote:Serbia wrote:Iliad wrote:Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.
I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?
It would have to do if no-one else had quit Spamalot
EDIT: You joined ASA! I think that just might make you Ephialtes.I will just have to wait for more feedback.
That's right, I joined ASA while the Village Idiot in Spamalot.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
Re: 300 spamalot knights
Serbia wrote:diddle wrote:Serbia wrote:Iliad wrote:Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.
I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?
you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you
And that's what got me kicked, a lack of idiocy
that's a good thing, but me, i leak idiocy, like a cabbage
Re: 300 spamalot knights
diddle wrote:Serbia wrote:diddle wrote:Serbia wrote:Iliad wrote:Has anyone quit Spamalot? They could be Ephialtes.
I didn't technically join, I was named... to a derogotory post, which was upgraded to village idiot. I was then kicked out. Does this count?
you weren't kicked out, i'm just more idiotic than you
And that's what got me kicked, a lack of idiocy
that's a good thing, but me, i leak idiocy, like a cabbage
Cabbages are idiots?
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
