Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- L M S

[safariguy5]

For the 79th edition of the CC Newsletter, clan veteran L M S will be interviewed! Ask Away!

[darth emperor]

Why not L M N?

[x-raider]

Why not L M N?

Are you related to John Watson's eLeMeNtree?
Do you even know what that is?
Large, Medium or Small?
Light, Might or Sight?
Lap, Map or Sap?
List, Myst or Cyst?
LOL, Mole or Sole?
If you could change your clan name (assuming you would) what would you change it to?

[darth emperor]

Why not L M N?

Are you related to John Watson's eLeMeNtree?
Do you even know what that is?
Large, Medium or Small?
Light, Might or Sight?
Lap, Map or Sap?
List, Myst or Cyst?
LOL, Mole or Sole?
If you could change your clan name (assuming you would) what would you change it to?

And are you related to the alphabet? It's a joke question, a very silly joke, but afterall a joke, most of the interrogation are made of joke questions. But I'll make a serious question, so you can be happy.

Recently (and no so recently), there have been debate about if its correct to foe people you have won, in order to get medals. What's your position in this debate?

[Namliam]

For starters......


Is it true you've managed to get all gold medals but one with completely shitty dice? What's your secret?

TOFU or real meat?

As a founding member of FOED, and brewer, what is the #1 beer you recommend?

Have you ever owned a pair of socks with initials written on them?

Since we all know the Denver Broncos suck, what's your favorite NFL team?

[Master Fenrir]

Can you crush an orange with just your bicep? I can. Jealous?

Which is worse: being really ugly or being really poor, and why?

Do you bother eating breakfast? If not, is it because you agree with me that breakfast has the lowest taste-to-prep time ratio of all three meals?

Can you explain to me the fantasy of being with twins? I'd think that you'd just get tired of them twice as fast, but I could be wrong here.

What was the last truly feminine thing that you did?

Yesterday I saw something crazy. I was walking down the street and the sidewalk dipped down where it met the lower pavement of a traversing alleyway. Coming towards me was a woman on a bicycle. She went down her dip in the sidewalk, crossed the alley, and then went to come up onto my side of the sidewalk, but she misjudged how far over she was, and instead of coming up the smooth little ramp area, she slammed right into the raised curb. Her entire body and bike shook violently and her breasts popped out the top of her tank top. Her instinct was to cover her breasts with both hands, but in doing so, she let go of the handle bars which immediately jerked 90 degrees to the side, causing her to topple over and slam into the building at her side shoulder-first. Now, here's my question: What would you have done if you were me? Would you just keep walking and pretend nothing happened, or do you stop and bend down and try to help her out, risking causing her to freak out thinking that you're trying to grope her exposed breasts?

[Dukasaur]

Who is your favourite:

or

or

or

?

Are you toys in the attic crazy, or just truly gone fishing crazy?

[crazymilkshake5]

if you were a pokemon what pokemon would you be?

[IcePack]

If you hated pokemon, which would you choose to torture?

[safariguy5]

Who are your favorite teammates?

What is your preferred brand of hard alcohol?

[QoH]

How much do you drink on the average weeknight? Weekend?

[nippersean]

tits or ass? Man or woman? Megas or jefjef?

[danryan]

Now that AT&T Uverse has the Longhorn Network, how long before other carriers cave in and carry it too?

[Denise]

If you were going to get a tattoo, what would it be and where?
What was your first paying job?
Who is your favorite female actress?
Who is you favorite male actor?
What is something you know you do differently than other people?
What is the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?

[Chariot of Fire]

L M S was a famous locomotive operator many years ago. Have we inadvertently let a trainspotter into the clan?

Which would you prefer - consistently good luck or consistently good strategy?

What is your pet peeve when playing games on CC?

Who is your favourite comedian?

Why is a mouse when it spins?

[Master Fenrir]

I went to H&M this past Sunday to pick up a couple new pairs of jeans, but all the Eurotrash had already bought everything in my size. What's up with that?

Let's say that, like me, you then head into Express for Men to buy some jeans. As you're looking around, you realize that the jeans that you're currently wearing are Express. Does that make you feel weird? Like that you're a walking advertisement? Or that maybe after you get out of the fitting room that they're going to think that you're trying to jack a pair of pants?

Speaking of the mall, can you think of a worse job than being one of the people working in those little kiosks selling stuff like Proactiv? I'd have a hard time doing something for 8 hours while thousands of people walk past me thinking "God, it must suck to be him."

Could you ever date a conjoined twin? Why or why not?

What do you think of the invite system for public games?

[wolfpack0530]

I went to H&M this past Sunday to pick up a couple new pairs of jeans, but all the Eurotrash had already bought everything in my size. What's up with that?

Let's say that, like me, you then head into Express for Men to buy some jeans. As you're looking around, you realize that the jeans that you're currently wearing are Express. Does that make you feel weird? Like that you're a walking advertisement? Or that maybe after you get out of the fitting room that they're going to think that you're trying to jack a pair of pants?

Speaking of the mall, can you think of a worse job than being one of the people working in those little kiosks selling stuff like Proactiv? I'd have a hard time doing something for 8 hours while thousands of people walk past me thinking "God, it must suck to be him."

Could you ever date a conjoined twin? Why or why not?

What do you think of the invite system for public games?

Jesus H christ almighty fenrir. please dont say you wear those nut hugger skinny jeans. You realize you are neutering yourself ever so slowly. As a friend, i must warn you, that fashion is a gateway leading straight to eye liner, mascera, and Davie Bowie LPs.

Speaking of that, LMS, what is your favorite Davie Bowie song other than all the ones from the movie Labyrinth?

When you are riding an elevator with a metrosexual male, do you:
A: feel more masculine knowing that he exists, and realize that no matter what you have going on in life, things could always be worse
B: notice how well coordinated his attire is including shoelaces matching his earings, and immediately become impressed
C: Become embarassed that he has the exact same haircut that you do?
D: Become flattered that he has the exact same haircut as you?
E: Tell him about the absolute best brand of tweezers for getting those eyebrows nice and shapely, and offer him the extra one that you always keep on your person?

What was the final score of the best of 100 series of 1v1 games that you and i played?

Who was the player that convinced you to give clan life a shot?

Who would win in a fight. a wolfpack or a master of fenrirs? What would be the reasons why the victorious party prevailed?

Favorite Flynt Flossy Song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi73RQlLB8


Miss ya Bro. keep on keeping it real!

[macbone]

So, LMS, you're walking along, minding your own business, when you stop and see, coming towards you, your greatest wish fulfillment ever. What do you do next?

What's your stance on two-drink minimums?

What's in your fridge right now?

What are the best places to eat and drink in Denver? Do I need a reservation? What if I told them you sent me? What about ribs, man? Where's the best place to get 'em? I mean, nice and juicy, no frills, nothing like that, maybe in a brown paper bag or something on styrofoam plates. Are rib shacks even legal in Denver?

On the weekend, what do you do with your time? Where do you like to go?

[safariguy5]

Thank you for your questions everyone, they will be answered in the next CC Dispatch.