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I have been doing the math for my games and it seems i lose about 6 units for every 4 units my opponents loses. I just had 3 games in a row were i lost every single roll of the dice (my opponents never lost a man). Is it possible people know how to rig the dice or cheat? or are the dice on this site just really crappy?
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Re: Dice
ANOTHER DICE THREAD?!?!


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yet another dice thread!
sorry if you're new to the forums cowbug3 but this is the nth thread about dice where n > 1,000,000. FYI
No new dice threads please, post in someone else's to conserve space.
sorry if you're new to the forums cowbug3 but this is the nth thread about dice where n > 1,000,000. FYI
No new dice threads please, post in someone else's to conserve space.
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none of the other threads about dice question the math behind them. My last 50 games i have lost units 68% of the time when my opponent only loses units 32% of the time. That is both on defense and offense. I understand the dice are suppose to be random which means they will give winning and losing streaks but are they really truly random? i am also not convinced that is no one cheating or hacking this site
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Yea cowbug, ignore the haters buddy. You are just in a slump man, dw the dice will come. Keep at it
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Re: Dice
There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.
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Fixed Fruitcake.Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it with your soul unfortunately. I use it all the time.
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you can't be seriousFruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.
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This almost makes me cringe.maasman wrote:Trust me, basically every thread has math in it.
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Thanks Joshy. knew I could rely on you.JoshyBoy wrote:Fixed Fruitcake.Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it with your soul unfortunately. I use it all the time.x
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You're welcome my friend. *mwah* xxx
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Man that's rough. Sounds like the dice on this site are really crappy. My most sincerest message of compassion and solace, from me to you and yours. Let's only feel mercy for and demonstrate lenity on, the many misfortunate souls who inhabit this realm. It is a land of jackals and hyenas. Bitchless dogs. Their instinct governs thought, and so they only know pain and disorder.cowbug3 wrote:I have been doing the math for my games and it seems i lose about 6 units for every 4 units my opponents loses. I just had 3 games in a row were i lost every single roll of the dice (my opponents never lost a man). Is it possible people know how to rig the dice or cheat? or are the dice on this site just really crappy?
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I assume you have a detailed spreadsheet list each and every roll of the dice. Please post it, so that we can fully investigate this.cowbug3 wrote:I have been doing the math for my games and it seems i lose about 6 units for every 4 units my opponents loses. I just had 3 games in a row were i lost every single roll of the dice (my opponents never lost a man). Is it possible people know how to rig the dice or cheat? or are the dice on this site just really crappy?
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Thread rezzing bc I'm currently replying to my ratings. It turns out cowbug gave me one star across the board and foed me because he lost a doodle speed on round two.
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Fruitcake if you are going to post rubbish like this you will be removed from the dice patch mailing list and will no longer be able to use it.Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.

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How dare you mention the dice patch!Evil Semp wrote:Fruitcake if you are going to post rubbish like this you will be removed from the dice patch mailing list and will no longer be able to use it.Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.
Oh shit, I just did...
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I thought I was sending a PM.Campin_Killer wrote:How dare you mention the dice patch!Evil Semp wrote:Fruitcake if you are going to post rubbish like this you will be removed from the dice patch mailing list and will no longer be able to use it.Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.
PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.
Oh shit, I just did...

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Wow... I knew there were a lot of Dice Bitch threads... but I didn't know there was more than a million!shieldgenerator7 wrote:yet another dice thread!
sorry if you're new to the forums cowbug3 but this is the nth thread about dice where n > 1,000,000. FYI
No new dice threads please, post in someone else's to conserve space.
That's quite a number.
Are you sure it's accurate?
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... um... you're wrong.cowbug3 wrote:none of the other threads about dice question the math behind them. My last 50 games i have lost units 68% of the time when my opponent only loses units 32% of the time. That is both on defense and offense. I understand the dice are suppose to be random which means they will give winning and losing streaks but are they really truly random? i am also not convinced that is no one cheating or hacking this site
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funny thing about random rolls...
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THEY'RE RANDOM.
I've actually had WORSE luck in some facetime games with real honest to plastic dice
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THEY'RE RANDOM.
I've actually had WORSE luck in some facetime games with real honest to plastic dice
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Witch! Lies! Burn 'em! Off with their head!fadedpsychosis wrote:funny thing about random rolls...
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THEY'RE RANDOM.
I've actually had WORSE luck in some facetime games with real honest to plastic dice
I think I mixed a couple of outraged scenarios there.
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My worst dice were when I lost 20 against 3 one time but overall the dice don't seem that bad. I have no idea what dice service is used here but does anyone who dislikes the dice on Conquer Club have any suggestions for alternative dice? Can a computer really generate random dice comparable to the real world? Inquiring minds want to know.



