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xeno · Post by **xeno** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:14 am

Either way, you're appearance is seldom the deciding factor to women looking to lay you, its that bullshit you gotta spit.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:28 am

xeno wrote:Either way, you're appearance is seldom the deciding factor to women looking to lay you, its that bullshit you gotta spit.

that's what ugly people say

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:34 am

If Neoteny is going uncontested after saying he own a Matserati, I'm going to say I own a Ferrari and nobody can't say I don't.

I was driving my Ferrari today at 100 mph.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:26 am

That was me that passed you in the Viper going 160

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:17 am

i think i saw both of you while passing over the area in my learjet

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:18 am

I'm not rich enough to say I was orbiting you all in my private space shuttle.

It was just a rental.

Haggis_McMutton · Post by **Haggis_McMutton** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:48 pm

Neoteny wrote:I'm not rich enough to say I was orbiting you all in my private space shuttle.

It was just a rental.

btw, I need that back at my space hotel by noon tomorrow.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:26 pm

I can just fly everywhere

/ · Post by / » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:47 pm

My cryogenically frozen butler just came back from the future with my new teleporter.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:19 pm

OK, everyone who turned this thread from a Beautiful People thread to a Star Trek Convention thread, specifically ...

- Neoteny
- Haggis McMutton
- Army of God
- /

you are NOT beautiful

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:23 pm

No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:26 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!

You were rejected from this thread on PAGE 1 - what are you still doing slutting around here anyway?

GTFO!!!!

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:27 pm

Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:31 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:No. You know what, sax? You're not beautiful. You GTFO!!!
You were rejected from this thread on PAGE 1 - what are you still doing slutting around here anyway?

GTFO!!!!

NEVER! Everyone's tired of you and your prissy face, shouting at people to stop enjoying their Star Trek mobiles and instead GTFO.

Enough is enough. Just face it. You're. Not. Beautiful.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:14 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?

Will john9blue in a wig work?

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:18 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?
Will john9blue in a wig work?

But it wasn't love at first sight! It needs to be perfect!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:29 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?
Will john9blue in a wig work?

That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK.

Hellfire Hotties · Post by **Hellfire Hotties** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:07 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?

Would I pass inspection Saxi?

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:15 pm

I wear a fauxhawk, but only when I'm playing soccer, or Fussball (when vacationing in Koln).

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:Can you arrange a beautiful mistress for me Saxi?
Will john9blue in a wig work?
That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK.

Whatever - don't pretend you wouldn't hit that shit.

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:08 am

we both know that they would; don't even bother trying to get them to admit it

Lootifer · Post by **Lootifer** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:18 am

Why use a wig when a paper bag will work far more effectively?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:30 am

Neoteny wrote:I wear a fauxhawk, but only when I'm playing soccer, or Fussball (when vacationing in Koln).

-rd

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:38 am

I've been told I look like Johnny Depp, am I in?

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:43 am

Symmetry wrote:I've been told I look like Johnny Depp, am I in?

A little less than half of you, man. I'll show you the line:

Starting left to right, up to down, number them. Now, I'll give you the numbers:

4, 5, 9, 22

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