What does Jesus own?z19z4 wrote:satan owns the fence
Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:
FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.
Something like that, right?
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Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:
FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.
Something like that, right?
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
It doesn't matter who you worship. We all die in the end. What happens after death? It doesn't matter, you won't remember your life anyway.
Why should anything happen after life if nothing happened before life (do you remember anything if you existed in any from before you lived)?
Let's assume there is an "after life",
If you (or your soul, whatever) "lives" for eternity after death, why should the consequences of a 60-80 years life weigh more than your deeds throughout eternity?
Life is too short to be concerned with the after-life. Concentrate on respecting other beings, concentrate on making your life mean something.there are 2 are given facts: You live, you die. Anything else is a mere speculation.
Why should anything happen after life if nothing happened before life (do you remember anything if you existed in any from before you lived)?
Let's assume there is an "after life",
If you (or your soul, whatever) "lives" for eternity after death, why should the consequences of a 60-80 years life weigh more than your deeds throughout eternity?
Life is too short to be concerned with the after-life. Concentrate on respecting other beings, concentrate on making your life mean something.there are 2 are given facts: You live, you die. Anything else is a mere speculation.
"War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left" -Anonymous
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JESUS PWNZ MAN! YOUD BETTA REPENT NOW OR HEL KIK UR ASSESSSkittles! wrote:What does Jesus own?z19z4 wrote:satan owns the fence
Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:
FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.
Something like that, right?
I REPENT, I REPENT.Guilty_Biscuit wrote:JESUS PWNZ MAN! YOUD BETTA REPENT NOW OR HEL KIK UR ASSESSSkittles! wrote:What does Jesus own?z19z4 wrote:satan owns the fence
Now now, I'm not Christian, but I have a feeling I need to do this around you:
FORGIVE ME CHRIST, FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST YOU. REPENT MY SINS, I BELIEVE.
Something like that, right?
FORGIVE ME LORD! TAKEE MEEE
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
I have, but fine.Aegnor wrote:Skittles! wrote:Good.Aegnor wrote:Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:
get out of my anus.
ERRR, But you must repent first!
I REPENT JESUS, TAKE ME WITH YOU. PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS AGAINST YOU, JESUS CHRIST, there's a frog in my shirt.
PLEASE FORGIVE USING YOUR NAME IN VAIN!
Good enough repenting?
Wait:
REPENT, And thou shalt be saved.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
Skittles! wrote:I have, but fine.Aegnor wrote:Skittles! wrote:Good.Aegnor wrote:Gladly, I never liked the smell anyways.Skittles! wrote:All I have to say Aegnor is:
get out of my anus.
ERRR, But you must repent first!
I REPENT JESUS, TAKE ME WITH YOU. PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS AGAINST YOU, JESUS CHRIST, there's a frog in my shirt.
PLEASE FORGIVE USING YOUR NAME IN VAIN!
Good enough repenting?
Wait:
REPENT, And thou shalt be saved.
NOooooo, that's not NEARLY good enough for me! I don't give a flying fsck about Jesus! I believe in the All Mighty Yoda in the sky! Now repent like you mean it!
"War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left" -Anonymous
Yoda, I have learnt the Jedi ways, and will only use the Force for good, against evil, and not have any anger, or hate.
Please forgive my earlier judgements on.. that guy.
May the force be with you
Is that good enough?
Please forgive my earlier judgements on.. that guy.
May the force be with you
Is that good enough?
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Re: jesus
so you're a wanker then.vtmarik wrote:In the time it would take to explain just one facet of my religion, a trillion cosmoses would burst into existence and then sink into eternal night.z19z4 wrote:wats ur religon???
Re: jesus
What's wrong with the 'Wanker' religion?t.e.c wrote:so you're a wanker then.vtmarik wrote:In the time it would take to explain just one facet of my religion, a trillion cosmoses would burst into existence and then sink into eternal night.z19z4 wrote:wats ur religon???
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
are registered trademarks of Backglass Heavy Industries.Re: jesus
nothing. i'm one, didn't you notice?Skittles! wrote:What's wrong with the 'Wanker' religion?t.e.c wrote:so you're a wanker then.vtmarik wrote:In the time it would take to explain just one facet of my religion, a trillion cosmoses would burst into existence and then sink into eternal night.z19z4 wrote:wats ur religon???