Didn't know Chewie could talk
You have eclipsed several other classy folks on this site in making a big deal out of nothing.
I wont hold it against your clan-mates, or maybe not even you as it may just be a product of your upbringing and environment.
His team DECIDED to DELIBERATELY miss the turn in order to try and gain a tactical advantage in the game
All complete fantasy mate, crazy.
team 1 is currently winning the game
Only since the miss

You should have filed the C&A under "Intentionally throwing the game"
He didnt have the time (we already know this is untrue).
I suppoose you were outside his house watching through the curtains
Lets just look at it again.
Yeah, grab your microsscopes guys ...
Burnin STARTED at least 3 speed games during the time in question. I haven't even looked yet to see if he took any OTHER turns.
So that means he logged on, went straight to his active games
Dont forget the forensics, the pubic hair on his living room floor is timed to exactly this point, so he must have scratched his balls exactly as he logged on ...
decided NOT to take the turn in the Hive then went to the create a game menu, set up 3 different speed games, WAITED for them to fill, played through all three of them to the end, then KNOWING he had a turn up in at least the Hive game where time was running down, logged off
Our super-geek techies are at work as we speak, they have dropped monitoring bugs of top democrats and are checking whether he logged-off at this point or left his pc logged-on
and forgot to take the turn
Agents are heading chaoz's way with the latest lie-detector equipment to see whether he forgot the turn, was told not to do it, was physically restrained from making it or decided not to himself or with others ...
How long do we suppose that entire process took?
Examining the speed games prior to the miss would give us an indication. It is not as long as you have spent investigating but that's high-profile detective work for ya
Here are some more options as to how come he played a speed game 2 hours before the deadline, then 20 minutes after:
- He was wondering about the house for his shotgun to shoot the wierdo spying on him in the bushes.
- He and Donny had important business with the goat.
- That Jerry Springer episode with you on it came on tv
- His demanding misses was being a woman
- DJ, Gallant and donny (possibly Bogan as well - some bystander accounts mention a fourth man) ariived in cognito and bound him to a chair for 2 hours to prevent him taking his turn.
- He got arrested (select your own option for why) then released on bail
- He caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and had a mid-life crisis
- He had a few clients drop in
- He went to the shop for some smokes and bumped into .... (several options here)
- Cos his music was too loud, the neighbour banged hard on the wall, causing several weighty objects to fall from the shelf above his PC and smash his monitor screen, so he went to PC world for a new one and had to spend hours registering it, insisting he didnt want insurance, he was entirely satisfied with the service he had receieved and that he didnt want anything else. As the shop's only pen had run out of ink, he had to wait even longer while the assistant went to the supermarket for a new one, phoned head office to check the correct procedure for reclaiming the cost on expenses, so that he could that he could fill in the feedback scorecard for the assistant on who's life it depended due to the company's scorecard rating average 'redundancy' policy.
- He was busy saving the world as he is secretly a spy

- The girl over the road was getting busy with a horse and had left the curtains open
- His dog ate his homework threw up all over his monitor - took hours to clean
- Living in a Capitalist state his ISP were providing the crappest possible bandwidth they could get away with, so when the herd of goats went home and simultaneously logged-on, the ISP crashed for a couple of hours.
- He was pissed, but not excessively, so played speed games, banging hard on his keyboard to try and get good dice, but knew he was too pissed to play an important game, so he went for a shower to try and sober himself up, and found the goat in the shower ...
- At that time, it is part of the Fatties religion to honour the goat in prayer
- An ugly girl kissed him and he turned into a frog. Fortunately she wasn't too ugly so he reverted back soon enough

- King Herpes knocked at the front door, so he hid behind the sofa - Herpes kept knocking for hours until he realised he was late for his IA meeting (presumably with lokis) and his all-important Impotent Announcement.
- He cant remember but it will all be revealed in the next series of the X-Files
- Donny and the goat conspired to spike him with rohipnol
- Despite being 40, in true all-american, yeehah, deep-south tradition, his mum comes round once-a-week to spank him for all his sins
- God himself paid chaoz a visit with a very important mission ...