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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby chapcrap on Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:53 pm

Master Bush wrote:I fulfill all but 1 of your KOA RULES OF ENGAGEMENT: I am not a premium member. That will change soon enough, so I would like to be considered for your clan.

Clan experience: I was the leader of the Stachewackers who were ranked 3rd in 2006 & 6th in 2007 in blitz's clan rankings thread.

A recovering wacker, huh? I'm sure you'll be hearing from jefjef soon!!

Oh, and premium isn't a requirement, but it's preferred.
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby deanios on Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:15 pm

Hi there, been chatting with co-co and jefjef and would like to be considered for membership please
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby IcePack on Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:20 pm

deanios wrote:Hi there, been chatting with co-co and jefjef and would like to be considered for membership please


Cool! I will pass on word to jefjef and he'll get back to you :)

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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:40 am

deanios wrote:Hi there, been chatting with co-co and jefjef and would like to be considered for membership please


Welcome to KOA! =D>
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:39 am

After months of negotiations a very warm KOA welcome to one of my old pards - russelllowes 8-) =D>
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby IcePack on Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:58 am

jefjef wrote:After months of negotiations a very warm KOA welcome to one of my old pards - russelllowes 8-) =D>


Very cool! Solid recruit 8-) welcome!!!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby BoganGod on Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:01 pm

So are you open for a temp, contract player? 3 month contract?
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:49 pm

BoganGod wrote:So are you open for a temp, contract player? 3 month contract?


No thanks bogan. We prefer quality players - not goat molesters. You can stay with the mermaids.
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby freakns on Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:56 pm

jefjef, is Bogan still your girlfriend? dont tell you you two broke up?! :o
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:59 pm

freakns wrote:jefjef, is Bogan still your girlfriend? dont tell you you two broke up?! :o


Yeah we broke up. I pulled on his mullet a bit too hard.

Well back to whats important:

A very warm KOA welcome to one of my old pards - russelllowes =D>
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby chapcrap on Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:00 am

jefjef wrote:
BoganGod wrote:So are you open for a temp, contract player? 3 month contract?


No thanks bogan. We prefer quality players - not goat molesters. You can stay with the mermaids.

Whoa! Whoa!

Who says we don't accept goat molesters? I'm pretty sure we have a few already!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby MegasWoman on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:16 pm

Chookie knows he's always welcome. And Chap-the goat is the MILD part of it...believe me...:-)
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby crookface on Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:12 pm

Hello Guys, I'm up for joining the Clan, though you all need to guide me!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby chapcrap on Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:40 pm

crookface wrote:Hello Guys, I'm up for joining the Clan, though you all need to guide me!

Welcome!!!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:47 pm

crookface wrote:Hello Guys, I'm up for joining the Clan, though you all need to guide me!


Looks like chap ok'd ya.

Welcome to KOA! =D>
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby codeblue1018 on Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:17 pm

jefjef wrote:
crookface wrote:Hello Guys, I'm up for joining the Clan, though you all need to guide me!


Looks like chap ok'd ya.

Welcome to KOA! =D>


Very nice pick-up; crook is an old timer for sure; we played several games as partners back in the day. Good luck Crook and KOA!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby benga on Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:40 am

codeblue1018 wrote:
jefjef wrote:
crookface wrote:Hello Guys, I'm up for joining the Clan, though you all need to guide me!


Looks like chap ok'd ya.

Welcome to KOA! =D>


Very nice pick-up; crook is an old timer for sure; we played several games as partners back in the day. Good luck Crook and KOA!



Bastard, tried to recruit him months ago :twisted:

Enjoy :D
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:55 am

benga wrote:
codeblue1018 wrote:
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crookface wrote:Hello Guys, I'm up for joining the Clan, though you all need to guide me!


Looks like chap ok'd ya.

Welcome to KOA! =D>


Very nice pick-up; crook is an old timer for sure; we played several games as partners back in the day. Good luck Crook and KOA!



Bastard, tried to recruit him months ago :twisted:

Enjoy :D


O:)

crookface played and won a dubs game vs me with such tactical excellence we had to have him on our side! 8-)
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:40 pm

Drum roll please.............



KOA




is honored




to announce




our newest partner...



wait for it....



wait for it...



here he is!



SC MAN =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby chapcrap on Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:07 pm

jefjef wrote:Drum roll please.............



KOA




is honored




to announce




our newest partner...



wait for it....



wait for it...



here he is!



SC MAN =D> =D> =D>

My attractiveness strikes again. He could only hold out for so long.
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby jefjef on Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:16 pm

chapcrap wrote:My attractiveness strikes again. He could only hold out for so long.


Ummmm. One of the conditions was that KOA... ermmmmm..... was to have.... eh..... uh... movement and you were to be.... ummmmm... evacuated and flushed.

BUT we are still negotiating that. :lol:

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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby MegasWoman on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:41 pm

Welcome crookface-feel free to raid the beer in the fridge (just push happy, ice and chap out of the way)....SCMan...tis a pleasure :-)

Okay. Chap. Your attractiveness? Do we need to have that birds and bees talk again? Shower every day and brush your teeth and they will come-and by "they" try the female version!

JJ. You are not flushing Chap until you clean up the damn mess in the basement from letting these guys run rampant all over the place. Buncha pigs the lot you :-p
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby chapcrap on Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:37 pm

MegasWoman wrote:Welcome crookface-feel free to raid the beer in the fridge (just push happy, ice and chap out of the way)....SCMan...tis a pleasure :-)

Okay. Chap. Your attractiveness? Do we need to have that birds and bees talk again? Shower every day and brush your teeth and they will come-and by "they" try the female version!

JJ. You are not flushing Chap until you clean up the damn mess in the basement from letting these guys run rampant all over the place. Buncha pigs the lot you :-p

I can't help who's attracted to me. It's not my fault if the guys and the girls both line up!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby QoH on Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:57 am

chapcrap wrote:I can't help who's attracted to me. It's not my fault if the guys and the girls both line up!

Yeah it is. No girl would be attracted to you naturally! You've gotta be using some sort of "atractivity device" on the girls... I'm sure you get the guys just fine though!
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Re: Kill On Arrival [Competitive] [selective]

Postby IcePack on Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:00 am

Welcome to SC Man! A finer mate is hard to find. Very exciting to see this come to pass :)

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