So, what do I win?

hoytdwow · Post by **hoytdwow** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:44 pm

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shouldn't there be a medal for this?

trapyoung · Post by **trapyoung** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:46 pm

+1,000 internet cool points.

DiM · Post by **DiM** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:50 pm

CONGRATULATIONS you just won a LIFE. just press the logout button to claim your prize.

Stephan Wayne · Post by **Stephan Wayne** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:59 pm

Why would that be a medal?? Anyone with nothing to do but waste time could win that.

DogAlmighty · Post by **DogAlmighty** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:17 am

Same could be said for any medal. Including or perhaps especially the conquerer rank.

Crazyirishman · Post by **Crazyirishman** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:44 pm

You've earned and imprssive 9/16 inches onto you e-penis, I hope you use it well

jleonnn · Post by **jleonnn** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:37 am

Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them

But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.

Crazyirishman · Post by **Crazyirishman** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:48 am

jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.

Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

Findolphin · Post by **Findolphin** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:23 pm

Man, when are you lot going to turn Metric? There's nowt like 568 milliliters of cold beer. Well, except 1,156 milliliters of the same.

squishyg · Post by **squishyg** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:45 pm

I think that's worth at least 20 Becky points.

jleonnn · Post by **jleonnn** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:58 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:
jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.
Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

That sounds pevertic...

Robinette · Post by **Robinette** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:16 am

Crazyirishman wrote:
jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.
Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

good thing i have averaged only about 10 games per month, and therefore have no e-penis.
i don't HAVE an e-penis, i don't WANT an e-penis, and you need to keep YOUR e-penis's to yourselves.

Actually, i have a question... lets say i had played 10,000 games,
would i then have gianormous eboobs, or a humungous ebutt ?

DogAlmighty · Post by **DogAlmighty** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:49 am

Not to worry dear, for the brave and steadfast doer of such feats certainly the e-boob to e-butt respective ratio would be aestheticlly symetrical. Luckily they've gone and made a format 37-24-38 which translates to colloquial as 'that's dynamite, baby!'

Not to mention that of feeling having accomplished something.

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:50 am

DogAlmighty wrote:Not to worry dear, for the brave and steadfast doer of such feats certainly the e-boob to e-butt respective ratio would be aestheticlly symetrical. Luckily they've gone and made a format 37-24-38 which translates to colloquial as 'that's dynamite, baby!'

Not to mention that of feeling having accomplished something.

It sounds like we are building an e-body as a reward to such accomplishments. Or maybe just the naughty parts of one.

--Andy

Crazyirishman · Post by **Crazyirishman** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:56 pm

Robinette wrote:
Actually, i have a question... lets say i had played 10,000 games,
would i then have gianormous eboobs, or a humungous ebutt ?

Great question Robinette. E-genitaila are not resticted to e-penises, but also include e-vulva, buttocks, and breasts. After completing the number you have, you've earn at least an inch onto your e bust and some junk to that e-trunk. This of corse does not factor in all of your forum posts or pictures, which add (or substract if you prefer it that way) a considerable amount onto your e-appendages!

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