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- CreepersWiener
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What do you think God looks like?
Probably something like this, if you are strolling through the African savanna...or animals escaped from local zoo.


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Re: What do you think God looks like?
It has been many many years since I read the bible, but doesn't it say he made man as an image of himself?
So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me
So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me

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Re: What do you think God looks like?
So, God is an ice cold bottle of beer being poured into a pint glass?TeeGee wrote:It has been many many years since I read the bible, but doesn't it say he made man as an image of himself?
So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
If he is I wanna go there nowBigBallinStalin wrote:So, God is an ice cold bottle of beer being poured into a pint glass?TeeGee wrote:It has been many many years since I read the bible, but doesn't it say he made man as an image of himself?
So that makes him one lucky hot bloke if he looks like me
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Re: What do you think God looks like?

1,000 points if anyone gets this joke.
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
1,000 pointsArmy of GOD wrote:saxitoxin
Did you get it just cause that's what the image name was?
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
Fur coat, Fedora with Cheetah print as a band going around above the brim, carries a cane with an eagle on top, walks with a limp, wears a large medallion, Multiple rings on his hand.
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
I'm just 5 minutes from God



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- CreepersWiener
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
WOW! GOD DOES ExIST!!!
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Re: What do you think God looks like?
God's definitely got a rockin' set of tits.jonesthecurl wrote:boobies.
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Re: What do you think God looks like?
Timminz wrote:God's definitely got a rockin' set of tits.jonesthecurl wrote:boobies.

God is very discrete and keeps His nipples covered at all times...
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.




