Football (real)

CreepersWiener · Post by **CreepersWiener** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:48 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:The Eagles' line was fucking swiss cheese. Absolutely no protection for Vick.
Yeah, he really got pummeled. Vick's turn overs were horrendous too, however, with that much pressure coming at you, you are going to start to make mistakes. And after he hurt his leg, that kind of put a stop on Vick's running option.
Thankfully the Vikings secondary couldn't catch passes. I mean...you couldn't fucking ASK for easier interceptions. Vick was in the process of getting hit during all of them so they're not really his fault. His fumbles though we're all his...he didn't protect the ball like a runner should.

The Vikings were so surprised to finally have an opportunity to be able to catch perfectly thrown balls to them for a possible interception that they were entirely dumbfounded! Like the announcer said, "Any high school kid would have been able to catch those passes!" Also, Frazier made a mistake at the beginning of the ball game when he waited too long to throw a red flag for that first down the Eagles got. And then he threw the red flag when it was clearly a TD and lost the challenge. So, either Frazier needs a little coaching work yet, or whoever is making challenge recommendations to him needs to probably find a different line of work.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:25 am

1. I swear to God, I can't wait until the draft is over so that Sportscenter can fucking stop talking about it
2. If the Broncos don't draft either Dareus or Von Miller, I'm going to remove Elway's testicles.

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:28 am

DC SCUM 0-4 NEW YORK RED BULLS

Once again beating in their crumbling shithole. Henry with two, the Estonian hero Joel Lindpere with one and the final one a cracker from Agudelo.

I leave you guys with the Agudelo wondergoal, the fourth and final of the match.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=13968

EDIT: Whoops, wrong real football thread

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:31 am

GreecePwns wrote:DC SCUM 0-4 NEW YORK RED BULLS

Once again beating in their crumbling shithole. Henry with two, the Estonian hero Joel Lindpere with one and the final one a cracker from Agudelo.

I leave you guys with the Agudelo wondergoal, the fourth and final of the match.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=13968

THATS NOT FOOTBALL, THATS SOCCER

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:36 am

GreecePwns wrote:DC SCUM 0-4 NEW YORK RED BULLS

Once again beating in their crumbling shithole. Henry with two, the Estonian hero Joel Lindpere with one and the final one a cracker from Agudelo.

I leave you guys with the Agudelo wondergoal, the fourth and final of the match.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=13968

Also, I didn't read your post, but watching Sportscenter I just found out that Henry is now in the MLS. I remember when he was my favorite player (this was back when he played for Arsenal though). =(

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:02 am

Army of GOD wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:DC SCUM 0-4 NEW YORK RED BULLS

Once again beating in their crumbling shithole. Henry with two, the Estonian hero Joel Lindpere with one and the final one a cracker from Agudelo.

I leave you guys with the Agudelo wondergoal, the fourth and final of the match.

http://www.mlssoccer.com/videos?catid=114&id=13968
THATS NOT FOOTBALL, THATS SOCCER

I'm ecstatic that this still happens.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:55 pm

I want Denver to start Tebow instead of Orton. While Tebow's skills are questioned, I love his leadership and passion. The only way Denver has a chance this year is with him.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:17 pm

I want them to start Tebow to give him the opportunity to fail miserably. That would be awesome.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:57 pm

Neoteny wrote:I want them to start Tebow to give him the opportunity to fail miserably. That would be awesome.

I like him too much, I'd just be sad.

It's annoying that people hate him for being religious (not sure if you do, but I know a lot of people that do). He's such a passionate football player that I'm forced to love him. I was pumped when I learned Denver drafted him but I was also a little worried that he just wasn't talented enough.

But it doesn't fucking matter as long as we don't have a defense. God dammit.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:14 am

Army of GOD wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I want them to start Tebow to give him the opportunity to fail miserably. That would be awesome.
I like him too much, I'd just be sad.

It's annoying that people hate him for being religious (not sure if you do, but I know a lot of people that do). He's such a passionate football player that I'm forced to love him. I was pumped when I learned Denver drafted him but I was also a little worried that he just wasn't talented enough.

But it doesn't fucking matter as long as we don't have a defense. God dammit.

The religion thing is just a thorn in the side. It's irritating, but not a dealbreaker. My beef with him comes from the Georgia/Florida rivalry. Now, I'm no Georgia fan, but I've been around a few when there was a Florida fan nearby, and the Tebow cult was overpowering. It built up a hatred that I don't know will ever go away.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:01 pm

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:59 pm

You hear it here first: the Lions are going to win 3rd place (they tied last year) in their division this year.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:04 pm

Neoteny wrote:You hear it here first: the Lions are going to win 3rd place (they tied last year) in their division this year.

The division is gonna be tough. I say they get last though.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:21 pm

Fun game. At least for the Saints, I would rather have Sproles than Bush (and coming from a Broncos fan, I'm just fucking happy Sproles is out of the division).

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Fun game. At least for the Saints, I would rather have Sproles than Bush (and coming from a Broncos fan, I'm just fucking happy Sproles is out of the division).

Go Pack Go! Sproles can kill himself, damn special teamer... He's no Randall Cobb.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:39 pm

Little did we know Cobb was just softening up the Saints' special teams with all of those touchbacks

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:30 pm

LET'S GO BRONCOS

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:14 pm

Wait, ok.

On the blocked punt, I don't understand how the Broncos didn't retain possession. The Raiders player blocked it (thus he obviously touched it, making it a live ball) and the Bronco player picked it past the first down line. Now I'm reading the rules on kicks from scrimmage (http://www.nfl.com/rulebook/kicksfromscrimmage) and if the offensive player picks up the ball beyond the line of scrimmage, he can't advance it but he picked it up PAST the first down line.

Can someone shed some light?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:18 pm

Alright, I guess you guys don't have to respond.

Anyway,

Army of GOD wrote:LET'S GO BRONCOS

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:06 pm

Teh Lions!

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:55 pm

...aaaaaand Vick gets hurt.

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:29 am

Neoteny wrote:Teh Lions!

Thanks for frakking my fantasy team.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:38 pm

I for one am still happy that a New York team won the Superbowl instead of some dumb team from Boston that everyone hates.

maxfaraday · Post by **maxfaraday** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:01 pm

This thread is about Football, not gay rugby.

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:50 pm

Who do you guys think will be the better prospect, Luck or RG3?

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