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GreecePwns wrote:BBS asks, "Are you going to sell that lava lamp and purple shades?"
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Ask Rupert Murdoch if he's having a good week or a bad week. Then kick him in the bollocks.

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Ask everyone cookies or cake
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apey wrote:Ask everyone cookies or cake
Pie please
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Mmm, π.
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I asked, "I am single. Can you do my groceries?"
Saxi answeres, "ll hook you up with my G/F Esmerelda's sister, brah."
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Esmeralda's sister is a brah?

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Would you ask the 'Save the Earth' movements, to change their names to 'Save Us On Earth,' or something of the like? I've a feeling the Earth will be around longer than we will, thus the naming clarification.


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AndyDufresne wrote:Would you ask the 'Save the Earth' movements, to change their names to 'Save Us On Earth,' or something of the like? I've a feeling the Earth will be around longer than we will, thus the naming clarification.


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Could you ask saxi why I saw him go into Chip n Dales the other night?
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ask natty dread if he changed his avatar because he thought I wasn't watching anymore.
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Bostonguitah wrote:ask natty dread if he changed his avatar because he thought I wasn't watching anymore.
Thanks for the interest! Really, it's flattering to be the target of so much attention.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you though... honestly speaking, you, nor anyone else, has never had any influence whatsoever on my avatar choices. I change avatars periodically - they're like clothes to me... I see something I like, I think "that's my new avatar" and then I wear it.

You can read all about it in my coming autobiography "Natty_dread - the man with the thousand avatars". Coming soon to a bookstore near you!
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Ask all book publishers to deny natty_dread's request to publish his autobiography titled "Natty_dread - the man with the thousand avatars"
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Ask Eternal Shadow if he and Iseman threw the game because the only other explanation why they lost to nejda is that they are too dumb to understand the rules of Transsib 1914.
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Bostonguitah wrote:Ask Eternal Shadow if he and Iseman threw the game because the only other explanation why they lost to nejda is that they are too dumb to understand the rules of Transsib 1914.
check out their last turns. Hillarious!!! Game 9345554
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Bostonguitah wrote:ask natty dread if he changed his avatar because he thought I wasn't watching anymore.
LMAO!!
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Ask nagerous if he likes his "bass down low".

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Ask oVo if he's expecting anything.
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ask medefe to give me back that movie i loaned him
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Nagerous replies: Boom boom pow.
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I missed a lot. Ask everyone what I missed

To catch up a little:

Welcome to the forums, Boston G-Tar! I see you've already made a few friends... at it appears you've been on the site longer than I have, but i've never seen you before, so, Welcome!

Welcome to the forums, Fear the Tree! I've never seen you before either. Great to have you!

Yay! muy_thaiguy is back! When did that happen! Welcome back, muy!

And hello everyone!

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