king of the hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:47 pm

I drop the zombie act and shoot you with an uzi. Then I place a nuke on top of the hill and threaten to detonate it.

My hill.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:49 pm

I disract you with the fact that you suck and the ASA is for nerds. i then strap molitov cocktails to your shirt and blow you to bits. i bring your body pieces back to Spamalot and we eat you. Fried ASA!!!

Edit: talking to cardinal ASA guy. You fast-posted

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:50 pm

you suckalot

my hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:39 pm

While your ignoring me I detonate the nuke. Now we are all dead. But my body lands on the hill making it mine.

My Hill.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:08 pm

I wait 35 years underground for the fallout to subside. By then your body is gone.

my hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:14 pm

The people who did not know of the explosion and moved onto the hills mutant children kill you. In the meantime I get reincarnated and take the hill back.

My hill.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:15 pm

No! I fend them off with my vicious possum!

my hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:20 pm

Little did you realize that there was a teenager with three arms sneaking up behind you. He grabs both of your arms and slits your throats. I come up with a gun and shoot them all.

My hill.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:21 pm

I have more than one throat?

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:22 pm

I shoot you anyways. Dead or alive.

My hill.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:23 pm

i then distract the three armed teenager with porn and underage drinking. they run off for some 'alone time'

my hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:32 pm

damn you knew his one weakness! I shoot you.

My hill.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:35 pm

i was out getting breakfast while you where shooting at who you thought was me but was really just a shadow cause i move real fast, like a ninja. upon my return i jab you in the back with my chopsticks, the hill remains mine!

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:43 pm

I come back as a ghost and kill you.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:49 pm

ghosts have no physical presence thus the hill is mine. u should have said poltergiest, i also hire the ghost busters for future protecton against things from beyond the grave

still my hill

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:51 pm

I shoot you with one of these..

My hill.

-X

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:52 pm

i snuggle up with Xen, our hill...

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:54 pm

I decide being a ghost is dumb so I decide to be reincarnated instead. Then I raise an army to kill anyone who comes near my hill. I storm and take the hill with a tiny army of 1000 men.

My hill.

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:55 pm

I distract all of you with smilys

"and your army"

My hill!

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:56 pm

i sick my Xen on you, our hill...

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:56 pm

You never claimed it! I take advantage of your stupidity.

my hill

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:57 pm

i claimed it, therefor, still my hill...

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:57 pm

fortunetly the wound from your bolt is not lethal, only resulting in exhaustive amounts of physio to repair damage done to my muscles. i take my martin se cougar 3 hard cam compound bow (65-80), invest in kevlar and release chloroforme on the hill and remove the sleeping parties

i claim the hill for the rogue state!

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:08 pm

I will join your rouge state. Just because it isn't Spamalot.

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:09 pm

you would have to ask xen and its rogue not rouge, rouge is red