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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Robinette on Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:35 pm

Hey... Bandits... so what gives?
Is there a bandit bureaucracy department that needs to receive a form filled out in triplicate?

I keep checking for mail... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking...

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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:42 pm

Robinette wrote:Hey... Bandits... so what gives?
Is there a bandit bureaucracy department that needs to receive a form filled out in triplicate?

I keep checking for mail... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking...

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i already took care of you!! you are apparently away for the weekend...-0
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby squishyg on Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:26 pm

owenshooter wrote:
Robinette wrote:Hey... Bandits... so what gives?
Is there a bandit bureaucracy department that needs to receive a form filled out in triplicate?

I keep checking for mail... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking... and checking...

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i already took care of you!! you are apparently away for the weekend...-0


Apparently there are multiple application committees. I had to take 4 drug tests before I was sworn in!
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Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?

Depends on what metric you use...
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby jbrettlip on Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:53 am

Thankfully #4 came up positive!
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby squishyg on Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:32 pm

what shiny new sigs we have!
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Kaskavel wrote:Seriously. Who is the female conqueror of CC?

Depends on what metric you use...
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:41 pm

Isn't having the bullet-proof check tautologous?

I mean, I'd hope the Bullet-Proof Bandits are bullet-proof.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby squishyg on Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:38 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Isn't having the bullet-proof check tautologous?

I mean, I'd hope the Bullet-Proof Bandits are bullet-proof.


yes, its as repetitive as pointing out that we are bad-ass and sexy. however i say always be your own #1 fan!
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:59 am

Army of GOD wrote:Isn't having the bullet-proof check tautologous?

I mean, I'd hope the Bullet-Proof Bandits are bullet-proof.

are you re-applying for admission to THE BULLET-PROOF BADASSES? just wondering...-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:50 pm

I never applied the first time! And sorry, I made my own clan, which is essentially the whore of CC. All you have to do is ask and you're in.



However, we are, by metaphoric miles, a Hell of a lot sexier than you guys.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Commander9 on Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:36 am

Army of GOD wrote:I never applied the first time! And sorry, I made my own clan, which is essentially the whore of CC. All you have to do is ask and you're in.



However, we are, by metaphoric miles, a Hell of a lot sexier than you guys.


Not sure if putting out for anyone is usually related to sexiness... Not with my definition, anyways ;)
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:21 pm

always looking, always open to any newcomers... the past few have seen this thread and directly pm'd me... please utilize the thread if you can!!!-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:09 am

Welcome Eddymush, the newest member of BpB and yet another old member of the Bushwackers!!!-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby ptlowe on Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:18 pm

Commander9 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I never applied the first time! And sorry, I made my own clan, which is essentially the whore of CC. All you have to do is ask and you're in.



However, we are, by metaphoric miles, a Hell of a lot sexier than you guys.


Not sure if putting out for anyone is usually related to sexiness... Not with my definition, anyways ;)


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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:04 am

congrats to jaydog, the latest addition to the BpB and yet another former Bushwacker we have welcomed into the fold...-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Thu May 19, 2011 11:21 pm

looking for some players to flesh out our competitive side... do you roll regularly with some friends? give me a holler!!!-the black jesus
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby IR1SH ACE on Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:16 pm

Hey there,
Myself and a couple of good friends have been members of this site going on a year now and are still enjoying the site, We take are gaming seriously and I believe we have managed to put together a solid trips teamā€¦(at the moment we have 23 completed, 19 (80%) won) (also open to any challenges ;) )

IR1SH ACE 2085 601 completed, 238 (40%) won
Conchobar 2149 600 completed, 248 (41%) won
rabid_rabbit 1506 166 completed, 68 (41%) won

We have 1 tournament win in a large teams tournament (Rugby VI Nations 2011)
And are currently in the Finals of trips tournament (CC Goes Green!)
And semi-finals of trips tournament (Jigs Random Trips)
With a couple of good wins over top CC trips teams

We have been talking for a while now about taking the next step in CC and are lookin to join a clan, I have spent the last few weeks now looking threw all the clan forums and reading the various posts and feel this is the best clan for us and would like to be considered for ur badassest clan.

I believe we cover all of ur criteria for membership to ur clan
All three of us are Irish (so that covers all round drinking and fighting) and became mates during our degrees (so intelligence) and can be very witty at times.....

What do u call an Irish man bouncing off the walls
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P.M. me if u need any more info
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Robinette on Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:26 pm

IR1SH ACE wrote:Hey there,
Myself and a couple of good friends have been members of this site going on a year now and are still enjoying the site, We take are gaming seriously and I believe we have managed to put together a solid trips teamā€¦(at the moment we have 23 completed, 19 (80%) won) (also open to any challenges ;) )

IR1SH ACE 2085 601 completed, 238 (40%) won
Conchobar 2149 600 completed, 248 (41%) won
rabid_rabbit 1506 166 completed, 68 (41%) won

We have 1 tournament win in a large teams tournament (Rugby VI Nations 2011)
And are currently in the Finals of trips tournament (CC Goes Green!)
And semi-finals of trips tournament (Jigs Random Trips)
With a couple of good wins over top CC trips teams

We have been talking for a while now about taking the next step in CC and are lookin to join a clan, I have spent the last few weeks now looking threw all the clan forums and reading the various posts and feel this is the best clan for us and would like to be considered for ur badassest clan.

I believe we cover all of ur criteria for membership to ur clan
All three of us are Irish (so that covers all round drinking and fighting) and became mates during our degrees (so intelligence) and can be very witty at times.....

What do u call an Irish man bouncing off the walls
show
:lol: :lol: :lol:

P.M. me if u need any more info


For some reason, your post reminded me of one of my favorite John Wayne movie posters...

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This movie has it all...

DRINKING...
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TENSION...
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FIGHTING...
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FIESTY IRISH REDHEAD...
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ROMANCE...
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby IR1SH ACE on Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:02 am

the classic "The Quiet Man"......

A very realistic picture of Ireland that inspired over half a century of American tourists to flood over to Ireland lookin for a pint of the black stuff and proclaiming "Top of the mornin to you" to every feckin person they would meet....

Also who can forget some of these classic lines...

Fishmonger at Station: "Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady." (Ah nothing like a GOOD stick for beating the lady's)

Michaleen Flynn: "Is this a courting or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man until he's your husband and entitled to hit you back. " (sometimes I yearn for the good old days)
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby squishyg on Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:05 pm

Quite Man falls into one of one my favorite movie sub-genres: John Wayne directed by John Ford. Although there are no cowboy hats, there is one of John Ford's other favorite accessories, Maureen O'Hara.

In the middle of watching Stagecoach incidentally, good timing!
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:14 pm

this secret forum you run.... is it chock full of funny shit to read?
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby jbrettlip on Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:19 pm

Pedronicus wrote:this secret forum you run.... is it chock full of funny shit to read?


No, we let Owen and Changsha post in there too.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby owenshooter on Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:56 am

jbrettlip wrote:
Pedronicus wrote:this secret forum you run.... is it chock full of funny shit to read?


No, we let Owen and Changsha post in there too.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Dibbun on Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:32 am

Sup, I'm applying to this clan.

I'm impressed by your trolling skills. Anyone who can make someone else feel emotions gets +1 internets.

I can play semi-decently, I don't fuckin farm like some dbags, but I play the simple maps pretty heavy - though I'm unfuckindefeated on Midgard cause that map speaks to me, man. It says - yo Dibbun, conquer shit.

I play some team games, decent record I think. Only bronzes in the team games but I don't necessarily seek them out. My most regular team partner is Larry46 but we've only had 1 game completed (won) and have 3 games in progress. I'm down with team games, get some.

I don't believe in bitching about dice, drop, cards, or turn order. I think people who do that are compensating for their RL low rolls. If you know what I'm saying. Idk.

Well, that's how we roll.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby jbrettlip on Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:36 am

You are #1 on the list to get in.
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Re: [Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

Postby Dibbun on Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:37 am

jbrettlip wrote:You are #1 on the list to get in.


I detect 0% sarcasm in this post.
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