[Competitive] [CLOSED]TFFS

[aaronvollrath]

...featuring vicmasters and the 'experience'

we are looking for a couple of additional players with fairly extensive experience in team games. preferably, we would like to have people who are better than us to join. fortunately, (or unfortunately, relatively speaking) that does not set the bar for entry very high.

[jdschaak]

Ill join

[aaronvollrath]

we are still looking for a couple of additional players with fairly extensive experience in team games. we have a couple of freemiums that really need to be superseded by viable alternatives.

[Blitzaholic]

is bigroo4601 and aspalm in your clan?

[aaronvollrath]

yes, blitzaholic, they are in tffs. they were so distraught after being rejected by thota i took pity on them and started a clan so they would feel wanted.

we are still taking applications and would be willing to consider yours.

[aspalm]

make sure you mention the fringe benefits: a high deductible health plan, and the inherent right to remind hambone how much he sucks on a regular basis.

[aaronvollrath]

We are negotiating with a PR firm to jumpstart our membership campaign... For now we will go with "TFFS Strong" and maybe throw in a first-person shooter along the lines of "America's Army".

[aaronvollrath]

we have managed to get a tremendous lack of interest in joining our clan. that said, bob3603, officially accepted our offer letter and is now a full-fledged member of the fantastic four-skins.

[alt1978]

great pick up! best of luck to you all.

[aaronvollrath]

we are still actively seeking individuals to join our clan. here are some recent results from clan war activity:

Grim Reapers WIN 28-12
Knights of the Future* WIN 35-5
Grendadier Guards** WIN 26-10 ONGOING
One Step Ahead WIN 21-19
Imperian Dragoons (in Conquer Cup 2)(tentative) WIN 21-20

BONUS OFFER: if you join us by dec 2011, you may still be able to get in on the ongoing grenadier guards clan war!

* This clan war was deemed not able to be counted as a real clan war by the cc powers that be...
** Not yet officially over as there are 4 games that need to be created by GG.

[jonosawass]

I will Join if your still looking

[jigger1986]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join. I would join if I wasnt already happy with my own clan and didnt hate you guys for destroying us.
btw-I picked you guys to beat ID in CC2 (and I think I was the only person on CC not in your clan who thought that way) good job. You guys will be a top clan with a year.

[aaronvollrath]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join.

they probably are familiar with the fact that aspalm is the biggest a**hole on cc.

btw-I picked you guys to beat ID in CC2 (and I think I was the only person on CC not in your clan who thought that way) good job.

one other person picked us to win by a touchdown... i think it will be a field goal:

I don't think these esteemed opponents have a chance. TFFS by a touchdown.

TFFS 24 ID 17

You guys will be a top clan with a year.

we will have to see about that. there are some decent clans out there.

[aaronvollrath]

I will Join if your still looking

pm'd this cat and joined a couple games with him.

[aaronvollrath]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join.

i think some of it had to do w/ the vicmasters avatar. we have upgraded, so hopefully it induces a change in interest or, rather, lack thereof.

[jefjef]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join.

i think some of it had to do w/ the vicmasters avatar. we have upgraded, so hopefully it induces a change in interest or, rather, lack thereof.

I am surprised. You all seem to be rock hard so your recruitment problems (and multi accusations) obviously are cuz of your avi.

So to help out a fellow clan I will loan you one of my favs that screams COME HITHER!

[alt1978]

had you held vicmasters out of more games i think the touchdown prediction may have held up.

[tec805]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join.

i think some of it had to do w/ the vicmasters avatar. we have upgraded, so hopefully it induces a change in interest or, rather, lack thereof.

Gee really, the worst avatar on CC and you were surprised people didn't want to be involved? Okay, maybe not the worst, but completely... odd? Replaced by... odd? Good luck with it anyway.

[aaronvollrath]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join.

i think some of it had to do w/ the vicmasters avatar. we have upgraded, so hopefully it induces a change in interest or, rather, lack thereof.

I am surprised. You all seem to be rock hard so your recruitment problems (and multi accusations) obviously are cuz of your avi.

So to help out a fellow clan I will loan you one of my favs that screams COME HITHER!

yeah, beeps and jakevv had some issues. nobody else did. i think they had issues, because they like to get their cc fix by way of speed games against random people. apparently those (random) individuals thought they were playing the same person.

that avatar, sir, looks too much like hambone's mom!

[aaronvollrath]

I am floored that you guys havent received more people begging you to join.

i think some of it had to do w/ the vicmasters avatar. we have upgraded, so hopefully it induces a change in interest or, rather, lack thereof.

Gee really, the worst avatar on CC and you were surprised people didn't want to be involved? Okay, maybe not the worst, but completely... odd? Replaced by... odd? Good luck with it anyway.

it was either those or a picture of some tofu.

[aaronvollrath]

had you held vicmasters out of more games i think the touchdown prediction may have held up.

id vs tff results spreadsheet

actually, vicmasters brought his 'a' game in this matchup. most of the time he is predisposed towards ambivalence when it comes to winning/losing.

thanks for the vote of confidence. of course, i had to downplay that in the thread that (for some reason) failed to be updated in a timely manner.

[danryan]

I'll offer you a stale can of beer to become our clan statistician. That spreadsheet is a work of art.

In fact, let me offer you a slightly used gobstopper in addition to the stale can of Pearl for the esteemed position.

[Commander9]

I'll offer you a stale can of beer to become our clan statistician. That spreadsheet is a work of art.

In fact, let me offer you a slightly used gobstopper in addition to the stale can of Pearl for the esteemed position.

Got to 2nd this - very, very nicely done.

It truly is shocking that you don't have a swarm of people just trying to get in.

[aspalm]

especially because i am NOT the biggest a**hole on c.club.

i just HAVE the biggest a**hole on c.club.

a subtle, but important, difference.

[aaronvollrath]

especially because i am NOT the biggest a**hole on c.club.

i just HAVE the biggest a**hole on c.club.

a subtle, but important, difference.

sorry, i didn't want to disclose that fact so i obfuscated a bit. however, a quick internet search brings up images of you in compromising positions with fists and wine bottles, so i guess there is proof to support your disclosure.