These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

[AndyDufresne]

As some of you may recall, Senator John Kyl and his political team took some heat for describing his statements about Planned Parenthood while discussing it in Congress were 'Not intended to be factual statements.'

Various References to the story (or just do a Google News search):
http://www.azcentral.com/news/election/ ... wicki.html
http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/04/15/a ... =allsearch

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This story gave me an idea for an interesting forum game, one that I think is fitting to our history of forum games. So the game goes a little like this.

• Post a statement regarding something---it could be outandlish, wildly false, inaccurate to some degree, made up---what have you.
• Then follow your statement with: "This is not intended to be a factual statement."

I'll start it off:

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By the year 2100, because of increased population growth to a projected 9+ Billion human beings, in addition to a projection of increased average weight gains per human being over the next 90 years, and in conjunction with Global Climate Change, the masses of Earth's population will migrate towards the equator away from melting ice caps, and this migration will cause the Earth to change from an Oblate Spheroid to a regular sphere---the weight of everyone pushing down the beltway of the Earth.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


--Andy

[laughingcavalier]

Both of these sentences are true.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[shieldgenerator7]

I typed this sentence in .75987 seconds.
This has not been intended to be a factual sentence.

[GreecePwns]

I did not have sex with that woman.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[laughingcavalier]

We won't be seeing any bananas in this thread.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Victor Sullivan]

No more than 2 users will come and play this game because an admin posted it.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[rdsrds2120]

Everyone will come play because Victor posted here!

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

-rd

[shieldgenerator7]

In the near future, the world economy will be perfect.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Victor Sullivan]

Sully finally gets it.
Intended to be a factual statement.

Andy is John Kyl's nephew.
Not intended to be a factual statement.

[ManBungalow]

Designed for the casual gamer, playing Conquer Club is not a time consuming process. You can take your turn in 5 minutes with your morning cup of coffee or in between classes. A game typically lasts several days, but hardcore risk takers can play multiple games at once and stay up all night strategizing their next move.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Army of GOD]

This is intended to be a factual statement.



This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[AndyDufresne]

Off Topics posts are the only source of trustworthy News.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


--Andy

[Evil Semp]

The dice CC are not random.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Iliad]

I'm Batman.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

I'm not NOT licking toads.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[AndyDufresne]

I am NOT licking Quirk.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.


--Andy

[shieldgenerator7]

I started this thread.
*This is not intended to be a factual statement

[jonesthecurl]

No, I'm Spartacus.
This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[kabuki.mono]

A widespread thought within todays intellectuals is that music is getting better as the years go past.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

In some cultures Senator Jon Kyl is worshiped as a major diety despite the fact that well over 90 percent of his staff's day to day operations involve forcible sodomy.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

Known as "Senator ChickenHawk" to his supporters, well over 90 percent of legislation proposed by NAMBLA president Jon Kyl centers around the decriminalization of pedophilia.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

http://www.examiner.com/political-buzz- ... -statement

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23notinten ... lstatement

[Quirk]

Darling fascist bully-boy Jon Kyl is a lifelong fan of ironic tattoos. Well over 90 percent of his body is dedicated to the art. An image of Che Guevara adorns his inner thigh and he has a full back tattoo of Satan gardening.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

King of the surf guitar Jon Kyl once consumed naught but goat semen for well over 90 days on a dare. Medical experts were initially puzzled by this feat until they discovered he is actually a cluster of Escherichia coli.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[Quirk]

Rapper Jon Kyl (better known by his stage name "Titty Boy") converted to Islam while serving a 14 year prison sentence on a drug conviction.

This is not intended to be a factual statement.

[shieldgenerator7]

Quirk has never trolled this thread
This is not intended to be a factual statement.
he he