Modified Assault Odds

[The Voice]

Okay...we get it...the dice are random, but some people's dice are more "random" than others'.

For this reason, I would like to propose we have a modified assault odds add-on specifically designed for people who routinely have losing dice*

For example, a 10 vs 2 has not a 99% chance of success like in regular assault odds but is a mere 50/50 shot.

Moreover, a 5 vs 3 doesn't have a 64% chance of success; rather, the percentage is slow low that assault odds asks the player "not to even bother trying."

For a 3 vs 1 you must try to win the game, modified assault odds asks the player expel all anger by shouting at the top of his/her lungs for a few minutes before inevitably rolling losing dice.


How this will benefit the community

~Players can better predict what moves they can reasonably make.
~Players are more prepared for the losing dice they will have and are therefore less likely to complain in the chat.
~Players can compare and contrast what they should theoretically get with how badly they'll get spanked before ever hitting assault

*This suggestion is not self-serving. I believe I have great dice on the whole.

[iamkoolerthanu]

This suggestion doesn't even make sense.

[rdsrds2120]

I'm not going to listen to The Voice . Really though, this suggestion doesn't make much sense

-rd

[The Voice]

Haha, fair enough. Well, if the CC people need an April fool's day prank for next year, this here is my suggestion.

By the way, it makes sense when you don't think about it

[TheForgivenOne]

Haha, fair enough. Well, if the CC people need an April fool's day prank for next year, this here is my suggestion.

By the way, it makes sense when you don't think about it

You just fried my mind