The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
So, apparently since I haven't updated my BoB in ages, I still have access to it.
Just took a Poison Rome turn with BoB on the entire time and took a snap in chat.
I rule.
Just took a Poison Rome turn with BoB on the entire time and took a snap in chat.
I rule.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
What version please?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
Yes, the ones who dont should keep out and refrain from ruining the day for everyone.Bruceswar wrote:You only assume people speak English well and get the joke..Doppelsoldat wrote:lol.... how does this hinder functionality? Anyone with a longer education of english than 3 months should be able to understand this easily.Moonchild wrote:Simply put: April fools team of CC are bunch of morons...tempering with visuals is one thing but when it hinders functionality...I call that just annoying and idiotic.
Its just sad how some people mix up incompetency with a lack of humor.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
I found it quite amusing to be honest
...but for the first 10 minutes. That was until I realized that there's no BOB available 
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oh no!!!! cheaters can't use their BooB program!!! Bork, bork bork!!!-the black chef

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Why are you all so dependent on BOB? Seriously guy, can't you win without extra gadgets like that?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
So now we have an update ...bob and snaps working again ...is the CC crew realizing this joke was not really a practical one?
It says on the definition on aprils fools day people make practical jokes
, i am wondering what was the "practical "joking on taking a addiction like bob away from the hurd like us?
i like jokes and humor , it makes people laugh , smile and live , but may i suggest that not all "jokes "are liked by the mass?
so next time think of a more "practical joke 
or something like that
It says on the definition on aprils fools day people make practical jokes
i like jokes and humor , it makes people laugh , smile and live , but may i suggest that not all "jokes "are liked by the mass?
or something like that
Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
I'm not your guy, buddy! Son... er... Dad?Gold Knight wrote:I'm not your buddy, guy!Commander9 wrote:I'm not your son, buddy.Jippd wrote:Only door a or b son...a or b
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I'm not your buddy, guy!Army of GOD wrote:I'm not your friend, buddy!Commander9 wrote:I'm not your guy, friend!Gold Knight wrote:I'm not your buddy, guy!
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
I don't see what people were getting their panties in a twist for... BOB is an add-on, ie. it's not CC:s responsibility to make sure that it works all the time. CC allows users to create and use add-ons, but since they are not officially a part of the site, there's no way you can blame CC if they don't work.

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exact-a-mundo!!!! some of us don't use add on/cheats, and we don't care!!! they aren't CC's responsibility to make sure they work!!! the site is working fine, your cheat add ons aren't!!! Bork, bork, bork!!-the black chefnatty_dread wrote:I don't see what people were getting their panties in a twist for... BOB is an add-on, ie. it's not CC:s responsibility to make sure that it works all the time. CC allows users to create and use add-ons, but since they are not officially a part of the site, there's no way you can blame CC if they don't work.

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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
I say they bring back "flip the board' or whatever it was called from last year...lol.
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker or a non-native who's highly fluent, it's going to be a different story entirely.Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
(Edited to add the "highly fluent" part)
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I beg to disagree.johnnyb1 wrote:If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
after 100 votes its even holy shit!!! with my vote i just tied it up this is interesting to me.
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I'm not a native english speaker and I have no problems whatsoeverjohnnyb1 wrote:If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?

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It's as if the owners of the site want to see just how much utter crap they can feed us before we just leave in disgust.Jippd wrote:Poll just wondering what people think
You mean like the fact that they're spending their time coding this utter crap instead of implementing the suggestions that have been in the To-Do list for four years? Something of substance like that?Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
You're also highly fluent in English. I should have said if you're not a native English speaker and are not highly fluent, it's going to be a different story entirely.natty_dread wrote:I'm not a native english speaker and I have no problems whatsoeverjohnnyb1 wrote:If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
I very much doubt that anyone commenting on this post will be of the lack of fluency that they have difficulty with the words.natty_dread wrote:I'm not a native english speaker and I have no problems whatsoeverjohnnyb1 wrote:If you're a native English speaker, it's easy. But if you're not a native English speaker, it's going to be a different story entirely.Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
I personally have no problem with the "Borkified" stuff for one day. Bob is only useful to me to help me to work out how new maps work, and I don't mind not having that ability for one day.
However, I do think it could cause problems for english learners of intermediate level or below.
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I absolutely love the humor in this. I don't use BOB, so I guess I'm not as annoyingly affected, but the humor in it surpasses me not being able to play a freestyle speed effectively for a little bit 
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
what is "bork, bork, bork!" supposed to mean anyway?
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Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
it is funny up til the point i realised BOB wasnt working now i just have to slow down taking my turns until BOB is back,still funny though but i would find it funnier with BOB working

Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
See this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B6bnUVbUWwshieldgenerator7 wrote:what is "bork, bork, bork!" supposed to mean anyway?
Re: The new bork bork bork, no more bob and annoying words
I ask myself, "does Woodruff actually lack a funny bone? Can someone be this humourless?" And then I look at your avatar and it all becomes crystal clear.Woodruff wrote:It's as if the owners of the site want to see just how much utter crap they can feed us before we just leave in disgust.Jippd wrote:Poll just wondering what people think
Yeah, something like that.Woodruff wrote:You mean like the fact that they're spending their time coding this utter crap instead of implementing the suggestions that have been in the To-Do list for four years? Something of substance like that?Dukasaur wrote:Anybody who can't figure out that "Seqooenteeel" means Sequential or that "Geme-a Feendur" means Game Finder is really not trying very hard. I mean seriously, can we please turn our bitching efforts to something of substance?
On that subject, I know very little, being both a non-techie and relatively new to this site. However, I have a friend who's a fairly successful software developer and here's what he has to say (reproduced from memory, so may not be an exact quote.)
The customer's perception of what is easy or difficult seems to be the exact opposite of what is. I knock off a quick fix in 45 minutes and the customers are totally blown away. They talk as if I just built the Taj Mahal and they want me to marry their daughter. Then I spend 2000 hours busting my balls coding something for them and they say, "not bad for a quick fix."
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