Why doesn't Haagen Daz make a real TV commercial?

[Pedronicus]

You see a sexy bird get the tub out of the freezer, and then she bends every spoon like Uri Geller, trying to scoop out a thimbleful of ice cream?

Ice cream thats that hard, should be either made illegal on health & Safety grounds... Or Black and Decker should of invented an electric hand tool that gets it out.

[Phx99]

because if they did make a real one...I would be licking the tv screen, and that is wrong on SO many levels.

Phx99

and I think I have seen them in Canada...btw...

[patsfan12]

u can't spell Haugen Daus

[Timminz]

u can't spell Haugen Daus

You can't spell.

[MudPuppy]

You see a sexy bird get the tub out of the freezer, and then she bends every spoon like Uri Geller, trying to scoop out a thimbleful of ice cream?

Ice cream thats that hard, should be either made illegal on health & Safety grounds... Or Black and Decker should of invented an electric hand tool that gets it out.

Every Haagen Dazs aficionado knows you must first "temper to a soft consistency to achieve the full flavor bouquet."
Those who proceed without heeding this warning do so at their own risk.

[BigBallinStalin]

Because they don't need to spend money on advertising. Their product is already well-known through word-of-mouth since it's so satisfying, and it can still command a premium price.

[oVo]

Yup... dependable American made ice cream.

In Texas... Blue Bell rules.