Seconded.targetman377 wrote:shieldgenerator7 wrote:well, I can't trump God, as He is all powerful after all.
You're right, God is on the inside of my shield, although I have been informed that no other operatives have been able to penetrate it *yet*luckily i am not British.
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Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet! 
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to defeat all evil. -Ephesians 6 KJV
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I feel like shield is a euphemism.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet!
**Leaves behind a bowl of banana-euphemisms**
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That would be my fault...I went to deliver some unpoisoned cheese as a welcome to the thread present and I kind of forgot to turn your scanner back to the right settings...right now its only progammed to detect non-nuclear squirrels.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet!
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heyjonesthecurl wrote:Actually, they're all wrong.shieldgenerator7 wrote:ok, I clicked your link (sarcasm meter: low). Thanks for the description of the link in same post (sarcasm meter: high). Thaks for trying.lord voldemort wrote:did you click my link??shieldgenerator7 wrote:so basically, NSFW means just about anything you want it to? this isn't helping, unless NSFW is really an acronym meant to be open to interpretation.
So what kind of content gets the NSFW rating?
NSFW stands for No Spellcheek For Target.
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I feel Andy Banana euphemisms is a bigger euphemisms.AndyDufresne wrote:I feel like shield is a euphemism.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet!
**Leaves behind a bowl of banana-euphemisms**
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HEY!!!!! DON'T tell him that!!! I knew that just did not want shield to knowstrike wolf wrote:That would be my fault...I went to deliver some unpoisoned cheese as a welcome to the thread present and I kind of forgot to turn your scanner back to the right settings...right now its only progammed to detect non-nuclear squirrels.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet!
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Thanks for the info. adjusting sensor screenings now... Aha! there you are you silly radioactive squirrel!targetman377 wrote:HEY!!!!! DON'T tell him that!!! I knew that just did not want shield to knowstrike wolf wrote:That would be my fault...I went to deliver some unpoisoned cheese as a welcome to the thread present and I kind of forgot to turn your scanner back to the right settings...right now its only progammed to detect non-nuclear squirrels.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet!
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AH....... that's not me its a leaf you might want to recalculate your sensors.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Thanks for the info. adjusting sensor screenings now... Aha! there you are you silly radioactive squirrel!targetman377 wrote:HEY!!!!! DON'T tell him that!!! I knew that just did not want shield to knowstrike wolf wrote:That would be my fault...I went to deliver some unpoisoned cheese as a welcome to the thread present and I kind of forgot to turn your scanner back to the right settings...right now its only progammed to detect non-nuclear squirrels.shieldgenerator7 wrote:Target, if you are inside my shield, how come I haven't detected you yet? Aha! You're haven't penetrated it yet!
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nice, camoflauge. opening a space-time rift to another dimension to regain internal shield privacy... there! all done!
What?! sensors picking up another radioactive squirrel! The first must have been a decoy...
What?! sensors picking up another radioactive squirrel! The first must have been a decoy...
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I do try!!!!shieldgenerator7 wrote:nice, camoflauge. opening a space-time rift to another dimension to regain internal shield privacy... there! all done!
What?! sensors picking up another radioactive squirrel! The first must have been a decoy...
Alright fine i will leave but remember next time adjust your time rift sensor.have you seen doctor who?
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doctor who? No I have not seen him
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really that's to badshieldgenerator7 wrote:doctor who? No I have not seen him
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was he a good person? is he on CC?
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I've not seen Dr who but I know the muffin man... Do you know the muffin man?
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the muffin man is my personal assisstant. he makes me cookies when I want them
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are they oatmeal cookies with raisins?
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yeah, sometimes he makes those. I usually request peanut-butter chocolate chip.
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I really like the peanut butter chocolate chip kind, but the absolute best are the mutilated monkey meat cookies! they are soooo tasty, especially when there are little veins hanging off the side they get nice and crispy in the oven.
well, tell the muffin man that I said hi, and let him make you some super special cookies today...
well, tell the muffin man that I said hi, and let him make you some super special cookies today...
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There is a legend in this thread that if you type cookie 3 times while looking in the mirror and throwing chocolate chips around a mushroom ring in a wizard outfit that apey will appear in your room provided that you promise her 8.5 million for showing up.
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So lately I have gotten into Marvel v. Capcom 3...I don't usually like fighting games (with super smash bros being the exception) but I think this one is good. Favorite character probably Deadpool for the hilarity but better with Dante. Long range+good strength+decent speed+combos that chain into combos=overpowered.
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I will say hi to muffin man for you... muffin man says hi back. He even promised me to bake a special batch of cookies and deliver it personally to your front door. I hope you enjoy them! And don't be surprised if he's shorter than you think he is... those cookies took a lot out of him.
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sorry he can't bring you your favorite monkey cookies... no monkeys are allowed inside the shield due to security measures to prevent a ninja monkey attack
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thanks shieldgenerator, I appreciate it. I wonder what happened to shieldgenerators 1-6? did any radioactive squirrels get in and take them out or was it simply a matter of waste disposal difficulties? Btw, Targetman can't be God's assassin because ice cream has no bones...
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