Who masturbates ???????????

darvlay · Post by **darvlay** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:20 pm

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Five Finger Sally?

Palmela Handerson?

Pound the Pud?

Weed out the Retards?

Clean the Gun?

Spank the Monkey?

Choke the Chicken?

Knock off some knuckle children?

Yeah, every now and then.

Weed out the retards?? LOL

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:31 pm

vincent your definetly one of the biggest pervs this site has seen in a long time.. go get a life and stop worrying if people masturbate or not.

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:46 pm

i dont

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:59 pm

Kayla wrote:i dont

For some reason, I believe it.

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:06 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex

some people are just to young like im twelve. (not that i dont dream

)

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:12 pm

btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:17 pm

hecter wrote:btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.

Hmm, none of the emoticons by themselves are an entirely appropriate response.

So I'll just say "No" and

.

Please, what do you think, that I'm joyfully oppressed by the patriarchy?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:23 pm

No, of course not. I knew that you had to masterbate because that's just the type of woman you are. I also knew that Kayla would say she wouldn't (not sure if I believe her) because that's just who she is. Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:24 pm

I wanked off on your mom.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:25 pm

That's really REALLY creepy considering the fact that my mom has been dead for a couple of years now.

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:34 pm

yah thats really creepy

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:39 pm

Wow....wrong mom.

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 pm

I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.

wrightfan123 · Post by **wrightfan123** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex

I dont... then again, im 12

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:22 pm

what, is not masturbating something a girl can be proud of?

Psilocbin · Post by **Psilocbin** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:22 pm

qeee1 wrote:I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.

rotflmao

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:26 pm

ahhh....the antics of quee...

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:26 pm

Everyone masturbates. Those that loudly proclaim that masturbation is evil do it more frequently and with greater enthusiasm than the regular people in the world.

I can prove this on an etch-a-sketch.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:30 pm

NO! don't post images!

[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:38 pm

static_ice wrote:NO! don't post images!

[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]

There is nothing wrong with homosexuality!

Blueoctober · Post by **Blueoctober** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:39 pm

i cant beleive this thread exists

funkeymunkey · Post by **funkeymunkey** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:46 pm

Why, do you not masturbate?

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:07 pm

Hell yes.

Why, just last night after I made love to my gf I couldn't go to sleep so jumped online to check out some of Kim Kardashian's "Superstar" DVD clips and jerked the turk over her for a while.

I'm such a stayer.

Jolly Roger · Post by **Jolly Roger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:27 pm

Sounds like a night to remember

Numia Kereru · Post by **Numia Kereru** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:29 pm

Or one to forget.

I don't find times of masturbation to be memorable events; it's all about the moment.