++The Legion++ vs FOED (28-57) of 85 - FINAL - FOED Win

[danryan]

To be fair, we do have 2 girls in our clan - dazerazer and Sgt. Sally.

Duke frequently wears a dress too. Usually on "free cover for women" nights at his local biker bar.

[MNDuke]

To be fair, we do have 2 girls in our clan - dazerazer and Sgt. Sally.

Duke frequently wears a dress too. Usually on "free cover for women" nights at his local biker bar.

Not even back 5 mins and already I'm being thrown under the bus. But, hey, what's wrong with getting discounted beverages at the watering hole and letting your junk breathe in the process?

[Commander9]

Not even back 5 mins and already I'm being thrown under the bus. But, hey, what's wrong with getting discounted beverages at the watering hole and letting your junk breathe in the process?

Nothing wrong - that's what we're saying. We're just glad to have some womanly touch

[L M S]

chirp...chirp.

[chemefreak]

chirp...chirp.

It is hard to talk smack when you fall behind by this many games...

[Tammy DeLee]

To be fair, we do have 2 girls in our clan - dazerazer and Sgt. Sally.

Really? Where are they? I want to meet them! Did you hear that Boo Boo? they got girls!!! Yesss!



Commander... Why havent I ever seen them? You are being nice to them, arent you?

I mean you wouldnt lock them in the basement with all dukesters beetles?

or worse yet, you couldnt have given Hippie the only key????

he wears a bikini for gods sake!!!

now I'm tiffed! How could you guys????

You better get them out of that basement now or I will personally open my can of whoop ass on each and every one of you! Believe me, you don't want to mess with my can!

[L M S]

To be fair, we do have 2 girls in our clan - dazerazer and Sgt. Sally.

Really? Where are they? I want to meet them! Did you hear that Boo Boo? they got girls!!! Yesss!



Commander... Why havent I ever seen them? You are being nice to them, arent you?

I mean you wouldnt lock them in the basement with all dukesters beetles?

or worse yet, you couldnt have given Hippie the only key????

he wears a bikini for gods sake!!!

now I'm tiffed! How could you guys????

You better get them out of that basement now or I will personally open my can of whoop ass on each and every one of you! Believe me, you don't want to mess with my can!

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.
sorry, I couldn't help it. first thing I thought of.

[Commander9]

Really? Where are they? I want to meet them! Did you hear that Boo Boo? they got girls!!! Yesss!



Commander... Why havent I ever seen them? You are being nice to them, arent you?

I mean you wouldnt lock them in the basement with all dukesters beetles?

or worse yet, you couldnt have given Hippie the only key????

he wears a bikini for gods sake!!!

now I'm tiffed! How could you guys????

You better get them out of that basement now or I will personally open my can of whoop ass on each and every one of you! Believe me, you don't want to mess with my can!

Well, I think you know Sergeant Sally well enough (tdans), while I've not seen daze since she went to meet with danryan... I don't know what happened to her.

I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.

[Tammy DeLee]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

[tdans]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

They are giving me names and Doing Unspeakable things to me

[wolfpack0530]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

it not that we are hidingthe women tammy, it is that commander was kinda speaking in hyperbole.

You see, when you get as wasted as us, you have to consider that our beer goggles, are like beer binoculars, and we start sweet talkin the nearest thing who we think is ready to have the best night of her life. Sometimes it is a woman, somtimes and inanimate object, in LMS's case, a cantelope that he stuck in the microwave for 45 seconds.

So yeah, we love our 'girls'

[L M S]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

it not that we are hidingthe women tammy, it is that commander was kinda speaking in hyperbole.

You see, when you get as wasted as us, you have to consider that our beer goggles, are like beer binoculars, and we start sweet talkin the nearest thing who we think is ready to have the best night of her life. Sometimes it is a woman, somtimes and inanimate object, in LMS's case, a cantelope that he stuck in the microwave for 45 seconds.

So yeah, we love our 'girls'

At least I draw a little face on it with a sharpie...I'm into realism that way and 45 sec. is too long Wolf, c'mon now you know 20 seconds is the goldilocks zone.

[Tammy DeLee]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

They are giving me names and Doing Unspeakable things to me

and I suppose they brought along taylor swift to make the torture a little more enjoyable?

[tdans]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

They are giving me names and Doing Unspeakable things to me

and I suppose they brought along taylor swift to make the torture a little more enjoyable?

I wish!1!! lol

[Tammy DeLee]

it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

Thats not funny!

Oh hell! yes it is!


I've heard of some rumours that there may be more additions, but no more recruitment, but I really don't want get into that.



Oh my god! Dano! Poor baby... what are they doing to you?

it not that we are hidingthe women tammy, it is that commander was kinda speaking in hyperbole.

You see, when you get as wasted as us, you have to consider that our beer goggles, are like beer binoculars, and we start sweet talkin the nearest thing who we think is ready to have the best night of her life. Sometimes it is a woman, somtimes and inanimate object, in LMS's case, a cantelope that he stuck in the microwave for 45 seconds.

So yeah, we love our 'girls'

At least I draw a little face on it with a sharpie...I'm into realism that way and 45 sec. is too long Wolf, c'mon now you know 20 seconds is the goldilocks zone.

You are some sick puppies!

[Commander9]

And you only know half of what's going on here

[danryan]

Random set is drawing to a close, this war so far has been a lot of fun. Looking forward to the next round!

[Commander9]

Any updates?

[chemefreak]

Sorry. On vacation in Hawaii. OP updated. Random is kicking our ass! Mercy rule anyone?

[Commander9]

Nice - actually surprised at the result. Thanks for the update.

Mercy rule? Okay, we'll let tdans, wolf and Duke play

[HippieBroker]

I think we warned you this may be the case guys (and gal).

You do know we started the war already don't you?
I'm just wondering when you guys are going to show up!!!!!!
(hehe)

And LFAW...I still can't hear you over that loud avatar of yours. I love guys that toot their own horn (well you have to...no one else would do it for you )
You said something about me sucking? I'm sorry I was slow to respond. I was just kicking your a**!!!!

It is sad you keep dropping rank tho. our batch 2 wins will only net me 7 pts instead of the 12 i'm getting now

It's tough to talk trash when you are this far behind isn't it?!?!?
*tail between legs* and "touche" is about all you have left in your repertoire

And we haven't even gotten angry yet. I haven't had to bring out my bikini that Tammy is so fond of!

Seriously tho...been fun so far. we've had some messed up maps no one in their right mind would choose for a clan war! Rd 2 is where the action really starts. GL You are going to need it!
GO FOED GO
BLOW LFAW BLOW

[chemefreak]

I was kidding about the mercy rule! We have a long way to come back but there are a lot of games yet to be played. Ugh, though. Super ugh.

[Commander9]

I was kidding about the mercy rule! We have a long way to come back but there are a lot of games yet to be played. Ugh, though. Super ugh.

Exactly. It's only 15 out of 85, so nothing is lost or won, but I do love our start!

[Deli]

Sorry. On vacation in Hawaii.

Lucky lucky boy.

Which island?

[L M S]

Wax on.














Wax off.